/brit/

I genuinely know this pain. fuck that one simpsons episode

Listening to some cool Jazz.

cant afford a haircut

>d ray morton
>d ray morton
>jim ray morris?
>don't waste my MOTHERFUCKING tiiiiiime

>reading books

lmfao you fucking nerd

Lads how long do we have to wait for a plague?

Feels like I've been waiting forever

Attached: 15446689814894934032773614038072.png (395x386, 130K)

bogies

plague from my willy stench

I mean in a world of mass immigration and overpopulated cities it seems pretty inevitable

feel the same about the work of e m forster
was given passage to india to do in college
hated it
was overjoyed when that boring piece of shit was over
next up was howard's end, also by forster
hated it even more
literally hundreds of amazing english authors we could be doing and we're doing this terrible one twice?
fuck off
ragequit and spent my time in the college library reading orwell instead

Plague's End when Prifddinas came out

>what am i going to do this month
>what are you gonna do this month?
>Yes
>listen boiiii

Attached: 1544450116089 - Copy.jpg (1011x785, 145K)

ive never even SEEN a waitrose

>had this cold for a week now

sick to bastard death of it

you lads hear this shit about the satellites crashing into one another and basically taking down the entire internet in a few years?

Attached: 0a4f3bf444781971bece270ee493b5f8.jpg (773x859, 81K)

Haven’t had a single cold this year

>not having daily cold showers to immunise yourself against colds

there was an outbreak of ebola in italy not long back
ebola in italy, fucking imagine if that got out of control

LINK

scissors are like a quid

don't forget the viruses becoming resistant to antibiotics and shit

Attached: 1533652968164.jpg (640x480, 39K)

no and it better not happen cos i need the internet

youtube.com/watch?v=LSfQuIN7GWo

youtube.com/watch?v=yS1ibDImAYU

Isn't the internet running on a network of undersea cables?

i think it's bacteria that becomes resistant to anti-biotics but yeah

Got a Waitrose 10 miles away apparently

yours is haha
ours flies through the air like superman

yup that's the vid

Anyone heard about how the Internet is not infinite and therefore could run out of space?

Remember some alarmist news article from back in like 2010 saying the Internet become 'full' by like 2040 but goodness knows what they're on about

been flying my drone round Gatwick all morning lads ahaha

A Very Sunny Christmas is the best christmas episode of a tv show but ive seen it too many times

business idea: fill the internet up with memes so nobody can use it

Guess that means I'm alright when this satellite collision happens.

Finally, Australia gets a last laugh with the internet

yeah

fill the internet with brit threads

>o yea, is that right?
>yes
>is that right
>thats right
>is that right motherfucker?
>thats right
>is that right motherfucker
>thats right
>huh?
>what?

Attached: 1544450116089 - Copy.jpg (1200x931, 189K)

Got a Waitrose 5 mins away apparently

At least I'd have some nice memes and ancient /brit/ gimmicks to have a perusal of

what should I read next? I'm thinking either notes from underground, blindness or les racines du mal

how about the bible you heretic

>low earth orbit is a junkyard of space trash
will there ever be an end to the ways boomers fucked us?

indian creek

used to work at waitrose

how about the koran you kuffar

Just want to sit in the Negev desert and pray to YHWH in peace

business idea: The Internet 2, so that when the Internet runs out everyone can hope over to The Internet 2 and reupload their memes.

technically we will run out of everything because we only have finite resources. so yes, the internet will also run out of space for this very reason. dunno how accurate that 2040 deadline is though

want to have a wank but im having a second attempt of losing virginity today

depressing how divisive politics has been since brexit. wish we could go back to the days of thatcher as prime minster, a universally loved and respected woman

Hello niggers

The future is bright

Attached: 30b2625~2.jpg (477x427, 28K)

business idea: The Internet 3, so that when the Internet2 runs out everyone can hope over to The Internet 3 and reupload their memes.

Good luck lad, and I mean that earnestly cause I know how torn up you were about it.

Is it with your mate's missus again? Make sure not to hop on the Xanax again aha

Attached: 1527591887074.png (313x500, 170K)

suck ya mum

oi will you be paying me royalties for that

boring cunt

why dont we just ban memes
sick of memes. bloody sick of em

sounds very good, thanks. lobe these kind of stories. I read about 10 times 'cheechakoes' when I was younger

god what i'd do to her
too bad she peaked at 15

toilberg just took me to the side and asked if I've shat myself

Briefly thought someone had popped Bill Nye in the oven too long there.

the communist manifesto

A descendant of the Prophet Muhammad.

Attached: sheikh.jpg (300x300, 24K)

Attached: 1527537364025.png (600x332, 228K)

Jesus Christ imagine Wikipedia being lost or even worse desuarchive

Attached: 1540508605259.jpg (322x322, 13K)

vile nonce

love reading when I get in to it but my brain is too fried to get in to it anymore

Anyone else got a good bill of health
Fractured my wrist when I fell off my bike when I was 15, and that’s it

already read

all archives should be banned

well, have you?

Attached: homer is concerned.jpg (512x384, 25K)

Had you?

15 is barely noncing

Moron

>Viruses
>antibiotics

aah yes

Really makes you think...

Attached: jesus.jpg (450x561, 72K)

had a dream last night that I was hugging 2 fat girls really tight one in each hand and accidentally hugged one too tight and they suffocated

donated a tenner to wikipedia about 4 years ago, reckon ive done my part for another 6 years

not willing to disclose such information at this moment in time

imageboard archives yeah? or just all archives in general?

>virus, disease, bacteria, paraiste

come on man it's all the same shit

Attached: 1445018529926.jpg (300x225, 37K)

yeah it does haha

Hopefully they'll all forget about it by end of Chrissy break

>internet going down permanently when the satellites all get destroyed in like 20 years time
>diseases becoming immune to vaccinations
>forests, plants, animals and white people all going extinct
We're living in the best time right now. We're the true boomers when you think about it.

Attached: 56bf2eacf93fd09700e3d05146634c01052ecccfe409529318fce3ac931ee95d.jpg (531x505, 49K)

shat my pants in school once
overheard the teachers talk about it but they never pulled me aside or anything. think they were embarrassed maybe

reported to dark justice

Attached: 4030F5D8-66FE-4F87-9E95-E5556DB84FBC.jpg (474x663, 73K)

mad how there are no descendants of Jesus

do you love sue
how much love sue

just Jow Forums archives, don't like having my wacky posts on record

How did that manage to transpire?