/brit/

The plan:

Pop down to Sainsburys and get
Baguette
Tuna mayo and sweetcorn
Sushi
Crisps
One other snack
Drink

Jeez

'i am going to kill you' isn't funny. otherwise it's funny.

sue

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anime

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zizek is a genuine pretentious hack, even worse than peterson

might go to this show

saw Mo Amer on Netflix

ticketmaster.co.uk/mo-amer-guz-khan-manchester-13-04-2019/event/1F00555AAC37BDB4

lol just get another drone and crash into it your morons
this would've been sorted in 5 minutes up north

Panteri
Panteri

absolute choon

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NO COOKIN FOR ME TONITE DE LAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>Would love to meet the specimen who created this image

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done a thread about cuckoldry on Jow Forums

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What’s it like having skin the colour of poo

REALLY miss being a kid, going to Ikea, walking endlessly around the entire shop, then getting a cheeky hot dog (which were pengeroo) and an ice cream with a generous amount of raspberry sauce hnnngg
could do it as an adult but i bet they dont even let you choose how much raspberry sauce you want on it and that the hot dogs are probably tiny nowadays

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Is it possible to gain 10 lbs in a month?

she is honestly the most beautiful british girl ive seen in the last 2 years. you're got good taste, lad.

mega.nz/#F!fmZzTQKR!lfzcjwvrM_FdOOQ_UJjg3g

if god wanted anal sex to be a thing he would have lubricated it

And that poor danish girl who got beheaded

Don’t care what any of you fucking virgins say we need to protect our women from subhumans

I thought you were trying to not be a paki, amer

idk what to do. she also is going off her birth control and says she wants me to impregnate her. think i'll tell her to run it by her therapist before doing it

He's just a disgusting human being in general.
Looks like he reeks of B.O. and greasy balkan food.

is Jow Forums broke

Are you actually fucking serious
Asking for a friend

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it kinda is

I'm going to heckle them

>i'd be surprised if the north could collectively afford a drone

Peterson isn’t pretentious though, he gives out practical advice and is actually quite well read.

see you next year you bloody racist

*goes in unlubed*

that is NOT the same girl.

janny is retarded

also get im janny

You’re too autistic to converse with people or order a pint, how are you going to heckle a comedy routine?

It is.

why is this jap appropriating chinese culture
reported to the bbc cultural appropriation department
expect an increase in your tv license

good joke

thats OP's problem not mine

Just ate an entire loaf of Sainsbury’s taste the difference Mediterranean bread

pic?

no need we'll just make one using shoelaces blu tack and a homing pigeon

peterson juxtaposes unrelated topics and makes people who don't critically think about what he's actually saying get the impression that he's saying something profound, when it's really just "clean your penis" and nonsensical rambling

I was just talking to this model and she said she's repping south

Me?

Huh.

Reppin north.

can confirm this

t. qualified super-recogniser

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Sex with condoms is shit, you can’t feel anything

Very simply GOMAD + three meals a day and you’ll put on 20lbs provided you’re skeletal

Bruh....

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did you taste the difference

10/10 literally

t.
someone who has never had sex

no. he's right.

No

thats not Babbs is it? look way bigger than before phoarr

easy, just shout "oi, oi" in the middle of jokes

I remember when Janny was having an absolute meltdown and banning everyone who mentioned him in an insulting manner.

Effects of GOMAD

Jordan Peterson is just David Foster Wallace playing a character.

ngl sainsburys really gone down hill these past 12 months

You sound like the pretentious one, Peterson’s easily accessible message seems to annoy you because it isn’t mired in intellectual psychobabble so the proles can access it is fundamentally what you’re telling me. Provide one example of him ‘juxtaposing’ an unrelated topic in a debate to conjure a guise of profundity.

Not an argument

what's worse than wearing a condom is anal sex. anal is so fucking shit, you don't feel anything except a tight ring around your shaft

How come poley lacks the competence even to order a pint? What is wrong with him

you can stop talking about your imaginary e-celeb friends as if they're things any time

ngl skiers really gone down hill these past 12 months

What happens when he tells you to shut the fuck up or get out?

*mutters stupid janny under my breath*

there's only a topless pic of her at the beach not getting banned for that lad

Eat pant

*massively kicks off about it in every newspaper*

AYAYA

hes a virgin freak

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>because it isn’t mired in intellectual psychobabble

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still remember my first time I order a pint in England. I didn't know how to pronounce it and fucked up. I still feel weird when I remember that

Cr-Cr-Cr-Cringeeee

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"pint of X please mate"
it's you euros who fuck everything up with your 30cl bollocks or whatever

Try-
"I think that's poo because you're a big smelly willy!"

It seems to pass muster with the local children.

poo

mughal paiting arrived lads

I don’t vote labour but the amount of shit Corbyn gets for completely innocuous behaviour is absolutely mental
Hate this country and hate our gutter press
Not fit for wiping my hairy arse

Which eats?

I say "fuck off, you paki cunt!"

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uhh... bonjour mon amie, uhhh I uhhhh would like uhhh a 50 centilitre cup of uhhh belgian witbeer, oui?

>racist edition
Shan’t be posting ITT

Don’t understand the obsession with Elon Musk

He seems like an unassuming character

Why can’t you order a pint you weirdo
“A pint of Stella please”
Five easy words

post the gimmick

no, it's you poofs and your stupid, illogical units that fuck things up

Right up the front so he can kick your teeth in you paki fucking rat

"pint of dark fruits pal"

Clean your room

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