/brit/

thinking of writing a comedy series

mmm...
64 slices of low-fat cheese

genuine question lads, is it possible to turn your life around at 26? i dont want to be a failure anymore but i have 0 confidence and 0 belief in my self

ah yes pick this freak thread instead of my comfy Christmas edition
freaks the lot of ya!

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I can't even go to fucking Tesco because my nutjob of a father has locked me in.

*eats coleslaw with my hands*
hows it going, fellow whites?

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take the fucking hint you foreign prick

fuck off shitskin

descent into madness

Alri lads

I have my rights

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alri

just noticed amer has a huge nose wtf lol

Yeah, 30 is the cut off point imo

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I’m the most positive character here

it's genuinely a mental disease probably caused by childhood trauma. he's well fucked in the brain

imagine being some timid virgin freak that actually had the balls to meet people online and seeing a long haired paki with its brown claws in coleslaw staring at you and observing how white you are from across the table

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Agreed, the people posting in here are scum

there's a bald eagle outside riding these gusts of wind around haha
what a lad

fucking lol

Depends on what do you mean by 'turn your life around' obviously. You can turn your life around at any age, but it depends on your expectations. Just take online courses and take it step by step, don't rush it.

pooslaw lol

Holy SHIT amer is fucking hideous

imagine this thing turning up to a pub not knowing how to order a pint and eating coleslaw with his bare hands, then running home to write a blog about how white everyone was
absolute state

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sure didnt he say his dad raped him or something?

give us a pic then lad

>Ireland faces being hammered too if there is no Brexit deal with the threat of FOOD SHORTAGES and massive queues at ports, Dublin's own contingency plans admit
We should help them out

fucking howl everytime i see this

>drone disruption still going on 12 hours later
>MoD and military called in

so is it essentially confirmed that this is a state-sponsored act of deliberate economic disruption orchestrated by russia?

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hmm
me smell low-fat cheese
but me already eat arizona burger meal

*scoops coleslaw into mouth*
excuse me mate, i'm 21 and not driving but can i have a glass of coke please, i don't know how to order alcohol in a pub despite living in the uk

Come on then lads, what's the story with the coleslaw?

is he wearing a hijab?

no hes the product of rape his dad raped his mother, he wants to kill him but is too much of a pussy to do it

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Everyone in /brit/ should send a potato, let's do something good for a change lads!

he's fucked off now

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im a kindly old soul but im burdened by the pain that the international marxists have inflicted on my people

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aw

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went to wetherspoons
didn't know how to order a pint
somehow managed to get chicken and chips though
some bloke named Social Anxiety stole all the forks in the building
had to eat coleslaw with hands like the family do after ramadan

*creates some space*
alri Carol..

Not a single one of them slagged Poley off for his physical appearance.
This is notable because Poley slagged each and every single one of THEM off, even the 'most attractive' one he said was too short.
Though, /britfeel/'s a real outlier from the past few weeks I've been lurking it for Poley info. They utterly adore trannies and pass the same ones around each other to lose their virginities to.

Was just singing ‘September’ by Earth, Wind & Fire when my father told me I can’t “hit those nigger notes”

Thoughts?

sick of how hypersexualised everything is today
even shitty daytime tv smdh

Reckon shagging in space would be well fun

>the paint splatter that looks like a big cumshot on his face

gets me every time

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heh

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>some bloke named Social Anxiety stole all the forks in the building

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apparently there were no forks left for him

.........He's right!

What a disgusting indi(an)vidual

I don't think it's even possible

what the FUCK

these people truly are the runtish underbelly of society

where there's a will(y) there's a way

reminder that the majority of posts about this forced coleslaw gimmick are false flags made by Amer himself without his trip on to generate interest and attention

reminder that the Jow Forums meetup didn't happen (zero evidence of it) and that you are playing into his hands by acknowledging him in any form

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Why are brits so gay

>tfw i'll never shag carol vorderman in zero G
why even live

actually been reading amer's blog a little bit
absolute state. the absolute state.
dude needs to be euthanized.

half of the freaks here wouldn't even leave their room to go to a meetup. pathetic little vermin's lashing on someone who dared to do something they would never do lol

imagine a big blob of paint landing right on your mirror and you dont get a razor blade to scrape it off
pakis are so lazy and stupid

fuck off schiz freak

*plays into his hands*
*gets covered in mayo*

WHY THE FUCK IS THE FROG DEFENDING SCHIZO YESTERDAY AND AMER TODAY
FUCK OFF YOU FROGGY CUNT

I got Christmas lunchtoil tomorrow with the ex-colleagues

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youtu.be/LTFIdYoXwUw

used to read it years ago but stopped when i realised it wasn't satire and just felt pity for the boy

you know who had an arc? Noah

It's almost impossible to get a boner in zero g

Miss my vape lads

Just wanna smoke

remember to get forks!

JFs have one goal and that is to ruin /brit/
if there's opinion they can have which causes shit you can bet your balls they will have it

this IS essentially how the aftermath of the verdict went though

>amer

uhm, SHE is called MONI you fucktard

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One said they were surprised by how feminine I was

emmett

stupid woman

Mum and dad still arent home from work yet

Feels weird 2bh

trip on poleslaw im not enabling your mental illness
dont you think you've tortured the real monica enough

that french poster has some obsession with schizo that crossed from being a joke into an actually uncomfortable situation a couple weeks back