9 times out of 10, a typical German is:

9 times out of 10, a typical German is:
>Arrogant (they think that they know everything better)
>Cold
>Unimaginative
>Rude and unfriendly
>Miserable
>Workaholic
>Stubborn
>Fat and ugly
>Repressed
>Aggressive
>Close Minded

That are the things I noticed since I moved here.

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I spoke to a German lady from BMW at the International Car Expo and she said basically that Germany has better food quality and healthcare but the social environment is much better here and that’s why she stayed

Do not bully my efficient autistic cousin, Achmed

>since I moved here
Fuck off back to Turkey then, roach

God germans are master race

You need to go back
American fake friendliness sucks
BASED

I just wish it would be that way.

It is in the east though, isn't it?

I've noticed the exact opposite. Then again I'm from middle class london where everyone is a cunt so

People in the east are pretty great excet if your are brown. I mean they still treat you better than anywhere else in germany but the dislike you.

What are you even doing here nigel.
France was for sure more welcoming to your kind.

Im here to study and gf, Fritz

Learn posh accent, dude.

piss of, wanker

Your experience when you are a nigger.
Your experience when you are not a nigger.

Fuck off cunt. I'll shit all over your fucking streets and paint the cunting queens face with it

We don't have a Queen lad but if you do it with Merkel you will for sure gain some serious respect here. Maybe some will call you a Legend and tell their children a about a hero that came from a weird Island.

I could've told you that before you moved

t. works in tourism

German tourists complain 99% of the time and it's always over minor shit I'm so mad, and if they're middle aged the smallest thing sets off their prideful shitfits

Are you being cringy on purpose?

Why are germans so obsessed with beer?

Exactly my experience

That's just how we have conversations.
Unironcally true. Try it out and complain with us.

True.. fuck those smug bastards

Are you that guy who went to the McD at the Hamburg train station at 3 am on a workday and complained that you were approached by a hobo?

>Arrogant
>Cold
>Unimaginative
>Miserable
>Workaholic
>Stubborn
>Repressed
>Close Minded

These apply to Swedes as well. I'm happy we are not unfriendly though, for the most part I think we are friendly.

Dunno lad she told me people in Germany are really negative and cold, she said people were a lot more friendly and open here. I don’t think there is anything fake about trying to create an atmosphere of friendliness, although admittedly there are a lot of fake people in Los Angeles

Isn't that all germanic cunts though