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haha WAHEYYYYY LADS edition

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Imagine a drone carrying bowling balls dropping them at will directly onto people's bollocks from the sky

Borders - the sunshine underground/

>A user of Amazon's smart assistant Alexa was sent 1,700 audio files from a complete stranger, after he requested access to his own recordings.

ah yes
who thought paying for a microphone to listen to all your conversations could intrude upon your privacy

BASED dronelads shutting down the polluting airline industry

sorry but the future of the planet is a bit more important than your flight to dublin. bad luck x

MEOWING

did man land the drone?

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how could they hit the targets that precisely

wouldn't they just cave peoples heads in

I dont think the security services are conspiring to ban drones

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Bollock seeking technology like missiles have

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lmfao

Orwell in his worst nightmares couldn't have imagined people willingly buying recording devices

what camo is this

White Power

what effect would it really have if they banned drones
hardly anybody uses them

REALLY pisses me off how complicated modern life is. My brain's not wired for this shit.

pewdiepie's gf is so perfect looking

not trying to be a creep i think they're perfect for one another but ive never seen a girl with literally nothing wrong with how she looks before

lol yeah fucking sheeple
kill yourself

>orwell

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Modern Life is Goodish

Eating corned beef hash with rice lads

Shut up you fucking seat sniffer

He literally doesn't know how to buy a pint

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horrible voice though like

they're trying to steal our liberties

Pretty positive. You're getting there.

same here, and the ones that do usually have enough land and are secluded enough that they don't bother anyone

hate pakis
love pints

simple as

EXPLAIN

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>lol yeah fucking sheeple
>kill yourself

>>orwell

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MEOWING

did the paki fail to order the pint?

What a fucking Drongo

Amer Hussein walks into a bar

the mind of the average leave voter

>modernity

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shut the fuck up you fetishist agp freak
youre not trans

>Don't you want cutlery with your meal, sir
>*ignores the waiter because he addressed him as sir*
>"There was no fackin' forks''

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'when sadio mane gets flagged offside his hairline is still onside

youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8TnRFrOVs

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Imagine making a post that didn't make you sound like a slightly jejune thirteen year old.

Last time you went to a pub?

blatant, isnt it.

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"ouch"

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>youre not trans
not your place to judge

lena paul desu

we wuz hindus an sheiit

Your dad raped your mum to conceive you, it wasnt consensual sex. How does it feel to be a dirty paki rape baby with no future?

I go to pubs all the time because I'm not a filthy disgusting paki like you

shut the fuck up coleslaw stuffer

**lana rhoades

It's a gimmick, you freak. Jejune? Where do you think you are, stand up poetry club? Suck a blistered cock drongo

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>Terminal 5 IT systems are down
Oh my god, what the fuck is going on

bit of a man jaw. annoying voice. doesn't seem to have great chebs. Otherwise, very attractive

lmao

wish all the pakis would just fuck off

my life is full of pathos. what it means to have a soul and be human.

I actually find strong jaws on women attractive. why would u want a weak shit jaw on a woman lol u nnonce freaksa

you don't talk to me like that

its alri

smaller boobs are better

state

its the security services and jews trying to stop people flying around because they hate christmas and want to ban drones to strip power away from the goyim

catchy

Decent

cant say that lad

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Cokemong

fucking normie

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What would win? An international airport with 45 million passengers a year, the police, and the army, or a couple of drones?

state
rope yourself freak

Patrician helmet aesthetics. How did Adolf get so stylish?

Poley would you consider doing a podcast

>Arise SIR Anthony
Bend over for the black bull br*ts

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poleslaw

yeah this is a normie general so fuck off back to britfeel you vile paki freak
nobody wants you here you disgusting nonce

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Today marks the 50th anniversary of the first Zodiac murders also I'm having a wank soon.

Thank you for your continued and obsessive interest in our country

Not much different to my YouTube video really

fuck off ribena you disgusting verminous paedophile

Hitler was an artist first and a political leader second

The Third Reich was one of the most impressive art performances in history, Hitler's magnum opus

where's the one about eating coleslaw with your hands

dont @ me paki nonce

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It was very crowded, couldn't even find the bar

My friend is so depressed
She wanted to have sex
I pissed in the kitchen sink
As she slowly undressed

2 million refugees

Why do all boomers have shitty little rental places theyll never live in and ill never get a fucking house

Yeah except this would be weekly and not forced under duress
Example, your next video will not be out tomorrow even though earlier you said it would be

its me melvin

scromit
mboko btfo

kek. Absolute state of the monarchy.

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wOah we've got a regular T.S Eliot in the house tonight

check it out
stahlhelm is from 1916

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wtf he got a knighthood?? It says OBE there but you've obviously got insider info, christ almighty that's mad.

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