You wake up in Madrid, Spain

>You wake up in Madrid, Spain

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Finally visit Madrid, nice

Go to the nearest mercado and try authentic spanish food
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>por favor quelle est the nearest train por France ?

Try to kill myself

que tal mi amigos. yo SOY user. ¿donde estas las chicas?

What is Madrid known for? It doesnt receive the attention Barcelona or Valencia gets

Well itd full of ecuadorians, paraguayans, colombians and black-skinned Domimicans that blasts reggaeton and trap music loudly

This. First thing I'do is buy some paella or tacos.

What about Moors?

and then kill myself again

Not that many compared to sudacas

>tacos
thats mexican....
*laughs in spanish*
Madrid has more " classical" culture while barcelona is just a sunny place with beach and modern "art"
also inside Spain, the stereotype of Madrilians is that they're proud and arrogant
also dont go to south Madrid, its full of gypsies and looks like Andalucia

God bless

hit on and compliment as many people as I can

Visit Chueca

Great nightlife, great museums, nice parks and architecture. It’s the best place to try any regional food in Spain if you can’t go to every single region. Also, you can arrange day trips to Avila, Toledo or Segovia that are cool smaller cities. Maybe is not as flashy as Barcelona for example or doesn’t have as much history as Córdoba, but it’s an overall great city. However, it’s best to visit during the spring or maybe autum because the weather is not as extreme and there are less tourists.

Museo del Prado

There are around 3 million of them, maybe less if you don’t count sudacas and gypsies.

3 million in Madrid?

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>Valencia
Literally nanolandia. Only the lowest of the low live in Valencia.

based

are you stupid?

Scatalans are mad about Madrid surprassing Barcelona in everything in the last 20 years. For every muslim in Madrid there is 4 in Barcelona.

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if you can only visit 1 city in spain, it has to be madrid
>some of the best museums in the world
>reeks of spanish history
>the birthplace of spanish theater, and still has plays
its my favorite city that i visited out of all my trips in europe

>reeks of spanish history
So it reeks of shit?

Nigger I’m from Madrid myself, it was just banter. Barcelona might as well be called Islamabad or Casablanca though.

is it true people from belgium and netherlands are still butthurt about spanish netherlands

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Someone's mum needs to get tercio'd again.

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>99% of spanish posters
cringe

>*does not leave and uses the finland-provided neetbux to live there*

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How is Chueca? Is it easy to pick a good Spanish ass there?