There’s a house party at Jow Forums

House party at Jow Forums, wut do?
>share some fat lines in the bathroom with Australia and Finland. Mexico sold a gram to me for $50
>me and UK double team the Thai chick
>get too wasted and throw up on Iraq

Pic related is @meleahquan btw

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gotta have sex with anons

A-are you a boy?

call the cops because most of the people at the party would be underage

>not letting teenagers do their first shotgun
Lame

Hard sex!

if it's $50 a gram of coke then that's a no brainer for me.

wait for the Opportunity to get a girl to touch my BBC

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nice fanfic but we all know how would end up a real Jow Forums party

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I have it pretty easy here in L.A. I hear it’s expensive as fuck in Australia

yeah it's like $300 a gram

sit in corner of the party on my phone while germany is showing me outdated 2008 memes on his phone, netherlands is playing with his dick discretely staring at japan and france is taking a nap

No... I refuse to role play as a country.

>corner Finland in the bathroom for a forced gangbang

Get a load of this nerd

>fucks Israel's big milkers
What are you gonna do about that huh?

Make out with all the Japanese and Korean men.

Dude, stop puking in my canals man. Or I won't share anything anymore.

degenerate.

>france is not smearing poo on the walls because the drinks are too expensive
liar

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raid the fridge

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>*drunkenly wanders the house with a shotgun looking for home invaders*
don't worry guys I got this

Throw this Jew () down the well

>someone invited my boss from work
SHIT SHIT SHIT

Ask the Latinos to teach me how to play sawker

Let's string Noishe up on a cross.

A Jew walks into a bar...
.....
.......
.........
He breaks his nose

go outside

>Thai chick
Umm sweatie, I think you mean ladyboi

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Fake text on my phone and awkwardly ask people generic questions

Ireland: pisses in the kettle and boils it

So, do you.... like stuff?

Ridiculise les non francophones, les français se moquent de mon accent pendant que je vais pisser, tabasser le briton parce que.

>typical Jow Forums user
>at a party
Pick one

Would like to double team an asian chick with another user someday.

This. The only reason someone from here would be at any party, is to shoot u the place.

I'm girl

>doute.png

you mean women (men)

I search for my /fr/ bros to banter with and then discover I can't understand what they're saying when its not written down

find the most akward femcel and get her drunk

easiest way to get pussy

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>Venezuela, stop eating all the food, sister

Sit and watch football on the telly with the lads and yell at INGURLAND to SCOAR SOME FACKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALS.

This is so godawfully cringe
...anyways I'd suck on French and Iberian toes, snort a heap load of angel dust and and stab a fellow countryman

>angel dust
Based and PCPilled

On va t'apprendre à virer une brosse tabarnak

I'd bring beers to this guy and hang out with him even though I can't into football

Fight every one of you autists.

*unscrews light bulb*
What now bitch?

he gets gang raped by the German and the russian