Why is an American middle-aged man a stomach like a pregnant woman?

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last time I was on a plane I got wedged in-between these two fat fucks, they didn't smell bad or anything but their fat was drooping all over me. God these fucking people need to lose weight!

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wagekeks eat a lot here. lots of fast food restaurants between breaks

Cheeseburgers

>drooping all over me.

They should pay a rate to you extra.

cheeseburgers, pizza, and stress from nagging wife and nagging boss.

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Why is a Japanese middle-aged man a micropenis like a small child?

too eat

this is not a US-only phenomenon

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>Why is an American middle-aged man a stomach like a pregnant woman?
Too much beer and fast food, too little exercise.

>Why is a Japanese middle-aged man a micropenis like a small child?
They're just like that.

a pregnant woman's abdomen isn't shaped like that unless she's fat as well. that is distinctly a fat person gut.

im in awe

being fat is how Americans show their Anglo heritage

imagine having to sit near this

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they are forced to buy multiple seats so you wouldnt be forced to

Not to mention the fact that there's sugar and HFCS literally everywhere.

How is it literally possible to get this fat? I know it's not all "just put down the fork bro", but you get to a point where just maintaining your weight becomes a major feat, yet these people manage to gain even more. I don't get it.

it was a hellish nightmare I won't soon forget

>How is it literally possible to get this fat?
they are enabled by the weak minded mongrels around them

It’s not even about mental fortitude, these people are just completely complacent.

Their whole lives are so numbed thatthis is fine to them.

I think americans are like a different fucking species or something, they don't feel the pain from being morbidly obese. they don't have heart attacks or choke up, they like are not even human, they are mongrels

eating ridiculous amounts of industrial food oversaturated with fat and sugar + absolute sedentary lifestyle + fat acceptance & enabling

the beverages don't get nearly enough blame imo. she probably crushes tons of soda and starbucks.
I eat pretty lousy food and barely exercise but still manage to not be fat. one could easily get over a day's worth of calories just from drinks that don't fill you up.

comparison between Australian and US drink sizes in McDonalds

The large size in Straya is still smaller than the small size in the USA. Large size in the USA pretty much amounts in gulping down 1 fucking liter of soda (not even counting the free refills). When you count the 700g of fries and the several burgers (500g each) and the oreo, everydays, without any physical activity, you just eventually get those hamplanets

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Our sizes are the same as America and we are thinner on average than USA, UK, Australia, or New Zealand.

Wrong.

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Depends on the source and whether you are measuring all overweight and obese or just obesity.

Those statistics are fucking dumb by the way, because many of the Pacific island nations are far more obese than the US. Places like Nauru and Tonga have like a 90% obesity rate. I'd bet many African countries have a lower obesity rate than Japan too. Every country doesn't have to be on there, but cherrypicking just to say the US is the fattest and Japan is the slimmest seems very speculative when the graph doesn't even include a note mentioning this. I'm not defending the US in any way, I'm just saying.

Two thirds of americans are overweight, these are stats are only obeasity.

I don't know how they measure this but there is no way in hell 28% of adult Canadians are obese. And no way that Portugal has more obeses than Canada, UK, Australia
not the other leaf btw

Are you British Columbian ou t'es Québécois ?

Québécois, pourquoi?

>Our sizes are the same as America
they aren't though
canada small = aus medium
canada medium = aus large
canada large = us medium

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Those number are strange anyway. There's no way France has a 17% obesity rate. It must include overweight.

Some of them eat non stop throughout the day. I'm talking like 10k+ calories in a day. Literally what michael phelps or lance armstrong eat in a good day but without getting their asses off a chair. I wonder how they use the toilet without destroying it in the process tho

This correlates with weed quality.

Imagine the shit just getting stuck between the cheeks oh god

It is not difficult to be a morbidly fat american.

Yo it's just too fucking easy to get fat foods over here. Some poor mother fucker is thinking to themselves "I can spend 10 dollars on a half a meal that is healthy or buy several meals are a fast food place so I can feed my family."

I cannot possibly imagine how these creatures use the toilet. How do they even sit on the thing without it breaking?

imagine the smell

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Enablers. You're afraid of making them upset, so you just keep feeding them more and more, and then when they get fat you say "Oh no, you're not fat, have something to eat!"
And then when they become undeniably fat, they get told that there's nothing wrong and to be proud of what you are.

My friend has one of the most DISTURBING, DISGUSTING pooping habits ever.

This kid I know weighs 450 pounds and is morbidly obese. I'm surprised he hasn't died from it yet. He's only 17. A few of my friends and I went over to his to keep him company since his parents were out of town. He wanted someone to play PS3 with him so we were happy to oblige.

Around 20 minutes into a game of Resistance, the kid goes "i'll be right back, i gotta take a crap." and walks off. I noticed he grabbed a large bucket, which I found strange. What happened next disgusted me beyond all reason.

From the bathroom, I heard a large roar, like a beast of some sort. I asked one of my friends who knows the fat kid a lot better than I do what was going on. His response still haunts me to this day:

"He takes a bucket to the bathroom with him because the smell always makes him puke. All the crusty shit and ass sweat caught in the folds of his fat have been decaying for months because he can't clean himself. As soon as he drops his pants, the shit/sweat stench fills the bathroom and he begins throwing up."

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You have to be mentally deranged to accept such comments when you need a forklift to move your thighs or arms.

At this point it might indeed be a mental issue related to the perception of self like anorexia nervosa or that kinda stuff.

They are allowd to reproduce because this jewified dysgenic system we got going on.

This creature reminds me of exactly pic related.

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>strawberry mochi
My sides

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>he can still move it
I'm surprised.

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America has skinny shaming/fat acceptance culture which glorifies shoving as much garbage in your face as possible. America should adopt free healthcare, but only for people who aren't obese.