Why do Americans say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?

Why do Americans say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?

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Their rulers hate Christ, his name is on that Christmas so it makes them angry.

Wtf I thought Merry X-Mas was the way to go.

don't want to upset our non Christmas celebrating (((masters)))

Its suppose to be sensitive to Jewish people

As well as including New Year

Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back" she started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store applauded

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>be Japanese
>Christmas is a national holiday because of emperor's birthday

holy fucking based

Isn't the Emprah's birthday the 21st?

That's one day before christmas though. Or do you get several days of because of Mikados birthday?

Wiki says 23rd

It still has word "mass" left, their rulers don't have any mass.

Actually people originally said happy holidays because it was supposed to encompass both Christmas and New Years well meanings.

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In this year, emperor's birthday is on Sunday. So Monday is automatically turned into Holiday by Japanese holiday law.

that's a nice law

That’s a meme. It was standard practice about a decade ago, but more and more people say merry Christmas instead of happy holidays.

Kwanzaa is a bigger meme and no one I’ve ever met celebrates Hanukkah

Coping this hard

We always say happy holidays here because it encompasses both Christmas, New Years and the Three Kings Day.

I’m surprised you even have Santa, considering the danger of him getting heat stroke and dying