/Big Al in the marnin'/
/brit/
Nathan Fisher
Nicholas Walker
I want to have sex with Emma Watson.
Jordan Rivera
cue epic gamer music
*melvin enters the auditorium walking down the stairs through the crowd to the main stage*
*melvin approaches the podium*
it is i, melvin
Blake Williams
How can the earth be hundreds of millions of years old? You expect me to believe that? God sounds more logical
Grayson Price
she's a stuck up cunt
wouldn't shag her if she paid me
get your head out of your ass you fat virgin
Connor Lewis
Her jaw is perfection
Joseph Gonzalez
I can't be trusted with superglue, it's about time the government stepped in and did something about this. All over my fucking hands it is.
Nathan Robinson
hello
Hudson Jackson
then call the king a bender
Lucas Watson
Thomas Reyes
what's that going to achieve?
Benjamin Wright
Very nearly Christmas lads
Excited? I can tell you right now I am very excited.
Colton Collins
Jack Williams
There's a thunderstorm happening here right now lads
Grayson James
so THIS is the world famous Ozzy banta.................
Kayden Roberts
>ozzy
isn't it aussie?
Cooper Davis
I'm doing the *cide on Christmas Eve. Finally I will be free.
Nathan Butler
Cool. Have fun!
Jonathan Miller
I will be very alone for the whole of christmas
Angel Murphy
Hey Melvin
How’s it going this evening lad
Jaxon Wright
*replies to your post*
Jace Foster
do the balls play any role in male masturbation?
asking for a friend
Gavin Price
Me too
I'm going to spend Christmas day watching the human condition trilogy
Easton Johnson
Do Australians ride with their kangaroos to work?
Jeremiah Richardson
no
Asher Adams
They only know how to pronounce it if they spell it incorrectly
Jose Davis
YES
Ryan Barnes
going to spend mine opening clue scrolls on runescape and hoping i get a rare drop to cheer me up
Lincoln Long
tits or gtfo
Julian Turner
is thailad good looking? is he married?
Jaxson Morales
Redpill me on City of London
Camden Gonzalez
user, just imagine her legs rapped around your shoulders as you suffocate in her couchie
Andrew Cox
He's peng and a womaniser
Camden Harris
It's good
Christopher Adams
I have to wrap a very small Christmas present but I don't want to buy an entire roll of wrapping paper just to use a tiny bit of it. I'm opening the floor for suggestions, thoughts, comments and constructive feedback.
Xavier Nelson
Lincoln Brooks
In Context to global warming do you ever ask yourself why people only get fined and not sent to jail if they break the rules?
Nathan Russell
What's going to happen to most of us aspies when the parents die?
Alexander Robinson
Ask a friend for some wrapping paper
Carter Torres
What's Christmas like in Thailand?
Sebastian Brooks
>London is older than UK and England
woah
Bentley White
shut up thailad answer my friend's question about balls or gtfo
Henry Jenkins
Lincoln Bailey
That's crazy
Justin Long
Is she white passing?
Adam Sanders
She's so ugly
Alexander Morales
are you on bervidin
Dylan Price
massaging them while masturbating prevents blueballs after ejaculation
Henry Howard
I barely know anything about this character
An interesting one
Jacob Wood
that's a possibility
A commercial sale with decorations
The answer is no, Shelia
Brandon Cruz
Shut the fuck up DONNY!
Daniel Diaz
The job agency keeps fucking me around lads. They said they would call today & fuck all happened. Ah yes, good to see you have your clients in mind.
Alexander Phillips
she streams video games
Andrew Barnes
I love Christmas
Cooper Garcia
Thoughts on President orange man?
Jayden Edwards
Sometimes you’ve got to call them
Also, can’t blame them this close to Christmas
Are you the aspergers lad - if so keep gunning for those warehouse jobs, or better yet get your fork ticket
Nathan Murphy
she's based /our thot/
Gabriel Campbell
>ORANGE MAN GOOD
Henry Bailey
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Connor Ward
Thinking about Emma Watson’s poo again lads.
Chase Baker
Yes
Angel Baker
i love british christmas but christmas in summer just sucks, this is what you should wake up to every christmas morning
Gabriel Garcia
You are a nonce.
James Rivera
Waking up to pure rain
Jordan Reyes
Jace Hughes
Ayden Thomas
I'm considering just printing some Christmasy patterns on a sheet of A4 for wrapping paper, what do you think about that?
Ethan Foster
It's a Wonderful Life is the best Christmas kino.
Jose Long
SMASHING
Justin Hall
hello
its good just had a beer 4 pines indian summer ale was tasty
Anthony Scott
samefag
Brayden Ross
you are based
Noah Cooper
asians won't know the difference
Hudson Perry
Lucas Sullivan
it's boring shit
Jackson Collins
>Are you the aspergers lad
Luke Reyes
Joseph Richardson
You just don't get it because you're a faggot and lack depth of character as well as IQ.
Jason Nelson
Love getting paid me
Sebastian Robinson
Saw her on the internet historian once reeing at Shia lebeauf
Anthony Jones
you're unironically right.
Gabriel Barnes
These are so tasty lads.
Who here spicy
Jack Young
he used one of my photoshops in a video
Christopher Stewart
Leave him alone mate - I didn’t mean any malice there just happens to be a lad that’s searching for work in here that happens to have aspergers
Luke Hernandez
All fight sports are pretty cool
Saw a Taekwando match in the park recently and one guy nearly took the others head off with some spin kick
William Collins
>yanks are ACTUALLY donating to their own government so they can build a fence
howling
Luke Gonzalez
That’s pretty based thailad
Ryder Bennett
Spicy shit bowl for breakfast
Evan Murphy
>this is spicy to wypepo
Hunter Jackson
God imagine a woman....
Brandon Davis
init
Evan Adams
Nice stuff Melvin, not too long off having some beers myself
Jaxson Williams
White people will pay for this insolence
Joseph Sullivan
is a dog's shin especially tasty or something, why use just that bit
Gabriel Anderson
haha how do you know he's an aspee?
Grayson Cook
i'm good looking enough to marry a girl like brittany
Sebastian Edwards
You lads like Rita Ora ?
John Miller
having a woman
Eli Cox
Oh yeah melv are you actually having a proper wank to that vid tonight
Jayden Adams
is melvin the aspee?