I'm taking my first shit at work right now

I'm taking my first shit at work right now.
I've been working in this company for 3 month now.

Does /int shit at home or while getting paid for it?

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i always shit at work its great. i work for a huge company so basically i can be as digusting as i want i always shit all over the seat and never flush. i also make sure to give the toiletpaper a good piss cleansing

Based and redpilled

here too lol, but at a large German company so it bothers me even less

>protestant work ethic

I don't shit at work because we're 6 and that's considered rude

>dutch higiene

no because i dont want my dickhead """friends""" to push the portaloo over while im inside

Most of the time, no. Unless I'm experiencing diarrhea where I can't hold it in.
Since work bathrooms lack windows, it would be rude to funk up the room with the smell of my shit.

I only shit at my own home or a place i am staying at

I never shit at work. If i have to shit i go the local uni library and shit there. Also fuck lysol, who thought it was a good idea to smell shit and fragrance at the same time

Why would you not shot whenever you need to? I personally find the discomfort of holding it in more distracting than usimg public toilet. Are you guys just that socially anxious? Or don't y'all wagies get any bathroom breaks?

I have never shat outside of the home

i remember holding it in for 7 days once on a school camp cause i was so autistic, ended up giving in and going on the 8th day anyway so it was all for nothing.

I'm shitting right now # phoneposting

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I take at least a 30 minute long "shit" daily at work. Basically I go to the bathroom for 30 minutes even if I don't have to actually shit, but rather to get some alone time.

I don't wait until I'm at work to take a shit so I can in some indirect way get paid to shit, if that's what you're asking. How pathetic do you have to be to think like that?

I shat at work once. I couldn't hold it in anymore and I went for a quick cheeky poo when nobody could notice.

But the Germans loves scat, you're doing them a favour.

I usually do two shit sessions at work. At about 9AM, after coffee, and a little after 4PM, last piss n' poo before going home for the day. No sense in bringing that shit home.

how much of a wagecuck do you have to be to think it's pathetic and not clever?

This mentality is why you remain a wagecuck.

I avoid all public bathrooms, even if they're perfectly clear.

I do this but the second time I ain't really shitting. Always tell my boss that 2 shits a day is the sign of a healthy body kek

>Does /int shit at home or while getting paid for it?
I work from home, so I do both.

Well, I mean sometimes it's just a piss, but you never know, it might be a poo too, so better take that piss sitting down.

Love taking a shit on the job, knowing that you're earning money whilst you shit and play on your phone a bit

I try to shit at work as much as I can, but I'm working in a 3 shift system so it's not always possible to coordinate bowel movements with work schedule

Yes of course. They even provide wet wipes so shitting at work is even comfier.

>wh*Tes shit without washing their ass afterward
wtf is wrong with you animals? toilet paper doesn't clean anything it just smears it onto your cheeks at the very least get a bidet