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mean means ungenerous here

Ah my friend but that is the paradox of tolerance

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chow mein
egg fried rice
spring rolls

why is this tweet targeted at minorities?

at the gym with my mate who is much fitter than i am

feel like Mark off of peep show haha

Losing weight you fat cunt

>Festive reminder to the minority
hmm indeed

how can i make loads of money like u have?
what do you do if a tenant isnt paying up do you go over with a bat and fuck them up?

off to the gastropub, that's right lads unlike an ordinary pub, this place serves food

intolerance of intolerance is what will inevitably kill modern progressivism

get a load of this original bastard

you drink water with that mr crazyman?

Tonight’s birthday dinner with the gf fit

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its called a pub restauant mate, a gastropub is something that sells expensive food as well as high quality wines/spirits

Nonce shoes

Having a takeaway < Once a week = Bender
Having a takeaway once a week = Chad
Having a takeaway > Once a week = Fat bastard

She got me cocktails and made me happy :)

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i'm too poor to afford takeaways once a week

unironically it's mostly luck (and just not doing completely stupid things like going all in on bitcoin at 20k or w.e.)
I try to be civil and understanding but there is only so much of that one can be. Usually then threaten with interest (which is allowed as per terms in the lease) and if still nothing then it's legal threats and, unfortunately, I have had once had to follow through on that and get the baliffs involves.

ahh yes the "if something is popular it is crap" routine.

>Having a takeaway once a week = Chad
Nah, makes you a fat coping cunt apparently.

fat coper

I eat at Aldi the other 6 days a week.
Standard pasta, cheese, sauce.
If I'm feeling pekish I nip in and get some sausage rolls like a bastard.

I could honestly eat for those 6 days for less than a tenner quite easily (but I've never eaten breakfast and lunch).

Then on Friday I treat myself to spending 8 quid on a Chinese.

Total amount spent on food AND drink at the end of the week: Just under £20.

God bless Aldi ;_;7

For me, it's a fakeaway

I like the company here it’s not nice when people are mean to me simply because I am American

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ah yes, female coppers

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survived the work christmas party with no spaghetti spilled

bet they were falling over themselves to this over on r/whatsomefatcunteats

these are the cunts who bullied me for saying I didn't have brussel sprouts with my xmas meal

absolute FREAKS

Have you ever been so horny you've wanted to shag a tenant

mouthyank!

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>didn't have brussel sprouts with my xmas meal
not a christmas meal then, was it

If your question is have I ever had a sexually attractive tenant then yes. Obviously I am a professional so I never treated her differently.

Actually it's probably good you ate less on that specific meal, a meal you vividly remember like a fatty would.

ur always here u kidda
get a fucking life yeah?

tell me what you're having for dinner tonight then your highness?

fucking vegetables with a side order of quail?

nahhh but so horny youve wanted to shag them right there and then

I mean I guess, like with any sexually attractive person, I wanted to touch her but that's how I feel about a lot of people.

i play video games too!

f*moids? not a fan

yeah pasta and cheese six times a week broken up now and then with a takeaway doesn't sound like the healthiest diet

omg ur such a rapist i love it

jesus christ, did you honestly just try and mock me by suggesting I eat vegetables and protein for dinner?
when was the last time you consumed something that wasn't beige?

r*ssia?
same

what about the sausage rolls

Anyone here Oxbridge?

I turned 26 today

Will likely be getting engaged in 2019

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wtf? She seems really fat

fuck off dave

James O'Brien sticking to the looney right on LBC!!!!!!

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curry sauce is brown

I got engaged when I was 25 so get absolutely FUCKED gobyank

wut

She’s quite small she’s just wearing an oversized J Crew knit I let her borrow and I’m 189cm and she’s 160cm

haha what a nice cat :3

That’s good I hope you love each other

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Are you jealous of any other's posters sex lives like Alan or vietlad?

you can see her fat face behind the camera

lol alan why would I be jealous of that guy he is ugly and tries to get with asians
dont know what sex life "vietlad" has

*dabs*
*whips*
*nae naes*
*does the stanky leg*
*dabs*
*whips*
*nae naes*
*does the stanky leg*
*dabs*
*whips*
*nae naes*
*does the stanky leg*
*dabs*
*whips*
*nae naes*
*does the stanky leg*
*dabs*
*whips*
*nae naes*
*does the stanky leg*
*dabs*
*whips*
*nae naes*
*does the stanky leg*
*dabs*
*whips*
*nae naes*
*does the stanky leg*

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Probably just because Koreans have wider faces I guess

don't wanna hit my future kids but I have a bad temper 2bh lads

nigger

>korean
yikes

>cast a black woman for the new Men In Black film
>call her Agent N
hahaha not even making it up

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ur ok but the fact ur both taking photos is indicative of being shallow

don't have kids then
there are about a billion too many indians as it is

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you can't be serious

It was a birthday dinner she wanted a picture of me and my mom was texting asking what we were ordering

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j'ai la croix

rumour is the title is going to be Men In Black Women
nah that's a joke but seriously the rest is true

have adopted the entire population of India

99045988
my parents woudl have a fit if I turned up with a non white, if anything they'd rather I remain a virgn like I am now

day is d r a g g i n g

In China, turtle soup is considered a delicacy

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have to pass on my valuable genes. plus there aren't that many people in my state. can't let the BR lower than it already is

Sorry you’ve got parents like that man

I want Emma Watson to rip a cute but smelly girl toot in my face.

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99046040
that's nice of you to say

you also like fashion which is more evidence
bit rude though sorry

>can't let the BR lower than it already is
just import people from bihar

predictions for the 21st century?

Really like Pepijn Simon

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how is fashion shallow? that's like saying getting a haircut is shallow

>t. Bihari

idiot

toilberg wont be pleased

going to take an extra 10 minute lunch break at his expense

hopefully he doesnt find out x

heh, shallow pricks
*goes to walk off and trips over my own fringe*

wearing clean, well fitting clothes is fine
spending hundreds on an outfit is shallow