*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Shake hands

Greatest ally

this

What now?

Stop zooming in on our flag

*dumps tea in your path*

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He said BLOCKS your path.

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>Shakes hands and kiss
>Eh no big deal greatest ally
>Defends us against invaders*
>Btfo frogs and krauts together

*double blocks your path to Constantinople*

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Ahem...
VIVE LES ETATS-UNIS, VIVE LA FRANCE AND FUCK BRITAIN
That's all.

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eff the church we live in a society

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Gamers

Rise

Up

>no big deal
Isn't your national anthem based on this, and didn't the Portuguese royal family lose ground over this? The absolute state of Cucktugal.

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>trusting the eternal anglo
ir.library.louisville.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2819&context=etd

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monkeys make a national past-time of trying to antagonize us 24/7. top kek.

*loses in six days*

>AAAH HELP US AMERICAN AND SU
There, it's done
غلط يا خول

>Portugal also lost the entire india to britain

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ايه الغلط يا خول؟
انا وانت عرفين أن احنا خسرنا النكسة بسبب الغباء الاستراتيجي

>entire india
>2 cities

ايه علاقة بريطانيا والثريد؟ شيل التريب وانت بتحرج نفسك لول

>entire coast of india and parts of china
portugal just didnt have the time or the manpower to go inland
if india was kept portuguese they would at least have some developed cities like Macau imo

ده مش تريب
و انا كنت بستخدم الميم بتع "ست ايام"
و النام دخل غلط اسلن كنت بستخدو في برد تاني
اديني مسحته،استريحت؟

متبقاش درامي كدة

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B-but you hurt muh felins

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م-مكنش قصدي. انت لسة جديد؟

Yea dude I am from Reddit lmao

Yes, the English were ultimately terrible allies to Portugal; that is to say, they actually were better allies to us during the 20th century than they ever were to them. But I'm sure not being forced to join the French-led embargo on Britain is waaay more important to him.

why are you so obsessed with me

cus ur qt

*be inherently more Noble and trustable that they ever will be*
Rien de personnel, gamin/petit/gones/cruet/gosse

*Invades your cunt and overthrows your king*

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Absolutely based and redpilled. Why is it that only the Dutch, the Danish and the French were ever able to invade England?

Ok this is based