Why yes, I am a Spanish exchange student, and this is my first time ever on a bike. How could you possibly tell...

then don't go to countries that don't speak spanish and stop causing problems for normal people

calm your tits , i didn't go to you cunt and i won't

I hate women so fucking much.

lots of germans go to Spain, and don't speak a word of spanish either

No but they speak English as is expected from international students. Spanish people can't even manage to form a proper sentence in English.
Tell Maria, Carla and Julia to return to Spain.

Weird
Here, every village kid rides his bicycle, and big cities are becoming more bike-friendly

People love picking crusty dried boogers out of theirs.

You can keep them, they'll make good bartenders if they're not too loud which they are most of the time.

They cycle at walking pace and have no clue about the rules of the bike lane nor any situational awareness. Add the fact 80% of them are female and you have a nightmare situation.

slav women don't wear fuzzy hair but tight ponytails

Sad bad true. Not only most of them speak poor English but stick just with their countrymates. How will they improve their English if they don't practice?, that's ridiculous. There are also nationalities which do the same thing (Russians, Czech, Turks...) but not as much, being also much more quiet.

t. Spanish student abroad

This type of hair over here is associated with prostitutes from Eastern-Europe.

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i am talking about trash tourists is mallorca and med coast, fat nasty people walking with socks and sandals.
they barely speak english too

they want to visit other countries and cities, but not mingle with the people from those countries.

I love this kind of hair because my first gf had it wild when I was 15

I would tell you which type of hair is asociated with people from Netherlands but no one gives a shit about Netherlands

Based spanishbros not giving in to the eternal angloid ""language""

true.
I am ashamed of portuguese because of this, we automatically start talking english when some tourists talks to us(not me, but portuguese in general)

I don't get it, I even learnt some basic Polish things. The same applies to the Angl*ids, G*rmans...who come on holiday to Southern Europe.

Spanish students here walk around slowly in groups of 10-20 blocking up the paths

Why do Iberian women abroad always have these noserings?

It's like a neoliberal equivalent of a swastika for a larping Nazi.

Why do they stand in front of the doors?

I don't know but they are signaling something. For some reason all of them are fully clad in 'vintage' clothes as well. An entire race of wannabe art hoes.

>I don't know but they are signaling something. For some reason all of them are fully clad in 'vintage' clothes as well. An entire race of wannabe art hoes.
Are you resentful of a Spanish girl?

If by liberal you mean leftist, then sure.

No I'm just really curious how it comes all of them behave and dress the same. They are the only group you can really easily tell apart.

basé et rougepillé

The average Spanish girl is batshit crazy and leave Spain en masse to find foreign dick to suck.

t. knower

did u beat?

you know Nigel, were you scammed by a spanish whore?

The pirate knows. I'm so tired of them. Hope that I can soon leave and know other kind of girls.

Yeah I know. A friend of mine met a Spanish girls last month who completed her 3 year bachelor and goes back to Spain indefenitely. She just texted him she will come back in a few months for him and stay here for a masters degree

they're way too feminist and self-absorbed for my tastes, for me it is the Russians or the Italians

>They are the only group you can really easily tell apart.
I recall back at high school we had exchange Danes each year and they also dressed all the same and moved in flocks around the town. I guess this is what happens when you move a group of people from A to B, people from B notice the differences very clearly.

Well I'm just saying that we have students from every European country yet it's only really the Spanish that move around in flocks and have their distinct way of clothing (I'm excluding the Asians here for obvious reasons).

Have you prepared yourself for the spanish century?

*buys nosering*
*buys 2nd hand denim jacket*
*wears scarf*
*buys large childrens bike*
yeah I'm thinking I'm ready

Meh wouldn't surprise me. People from here are pretty braindead and give in to trends very easily. This combined with shitty English levels means they keep to themselves. How do they dress like?

Whta do they exactly do when on a bike?

>How do they dress like?
Entry level thrifting. Scarf + some worn out denim jacket + some other thrifted gear
Go very slowly

Most people take Erasmus to pass the subjects they can't here and have a nice 6 month long vacation.

and get some foreign BBC

Well, that's for granted.

Dunno, I'm going to start paying more attention but here most wear jeans with those massive holes and some basic t-shirt+sweater and maybe some leather jacket. What do you mean by "thrifted gear"?

So now going slowly is a crime? Do you honk at cars going "too slow" by your definition of right speed? Arrogant hollander, leave spanish cuties alone

What do you call this eye color?
Dark hazel? Light brown?

>thrifted
thrift shops. saldos. cheap clothes.

Take into account that most people here live in hot climate areas and aren't used to wear warm clothes

>tfw no Spanish gf
Hurts to live as a CHI. Just want to cum from whence I came.

>What do you mean by "thrifted gear"?
Thrifting means you buy 2nd hand clothes from charity shops and vintage shops. The thrifted look is just in general a lot of obvious 2nd hand retro items. You might call it 'hipster'

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looks nice
>tfw no spanish gf

I know because I'm still with her. She's crazy but hey, I've always been attracted to crazy pussy.

That style is in vogue here. Stores sell these kind of clothes new. But it should phase out soon.

They know very well what they are wearing and buy it at very specific places. It looks like it is bought because of being cheap/practical but in reality they spend much more time and money on their clothing than someone who would shop at say Zara or H&M.

Zara is cheap and practical too, what are you talking about?

That's a very wide term then. I can notice the pattern in wearing pants with holes but that's it.

I mean that you can say the spanish girls wear their thrifted items because it is cheap or practical but in reality it is nothing but a fashion statement

Spanish girls think Inditex are high fashion brands, but it's the same for here and Topshop/H&M. Trash for trash.

In general the whole retro look is seen as tryharding. We call it ‘festival outfits’ because that’s when all the basic blondes suddenly dress like it’s 1980 again.

post how dutch people wear

Every style is tryharding by definition though

Lel that pic nails it. Add tighter jeans and a variable jacket and that's how 90% of the girls dress. I thought this shitty trend was commonplace all over the continent, how do your women dress?

90% of them just wear a dumb parka, a sweater, ugly jeans and dumb shoes.

lol you guys are faggots, discussing fashion and brands

You sound poor... oh wait, you're Portuguese. You probably wear rags and your dads old jeans.

I dress like this, like any other normal girl from my town

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like the duthc guy says I guess, that's why I'm hating this talk :/

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>how do your women dress?
Dutch women in general are known for dressing very boring and modest. I can't even describe it. Just a standard top like a sweater or a shirt, some jeans and shoes.

>girl
please leave.

No, I'm from Viseu, small town 80km southeast of Porto

Iberians dress like middle school girls from the early 00s lel

but we actually help them there. did you ever look at their beaches? completly unprotected, so it falls to the german to dig fortifications to protect EVROPA from the inevitable american invasion.

post dick

How do you tell a good bike rider from a bad one?

Good bike rider
>good pace
>doesn't disrupt traffic
>knows when to give and take right of way
>signals in time when taking a turn, also makes sure to go to the left before taking a left turn
Spanish/Korean/Chinese cyclist
>very slow pace
>randomly brakes
>never signals
>before going to the left, first goes to the right, hits the brakes and then take a hard left
>has no clue about how bike lanes work

oh so it's about the rules
yeah I wouldn't care about all that bullshit either

based rules are for the poor

There aren't many written rules for the bike lane actually. It's all about the flow of traffic.

You don't need to verbally communicate in any way to buy alcohol or fuck.

Here the bike is for leisure routing in summer. You can't expect someone who never cycled in traffic to suddenly adapt to it, like I wouldn't expect someone who uses a car to move around the countryside to navigate around a city.

>tfw a Spanish erasmus gril was like that here
>somewhat fuzzy blonde hair
>Hipster level clothing
>makeup to highlight her blue eyes
>coloured iphone

And she was QT

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i only fuck spanish girls of they are black

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>dutchs are scared of our women
lmao how can you be so gay

based FINNIC BVLL

But they aren't students expected to be a part of their schools

>black spanish girls
does that even exist?

erasmus isn't about school either

I know a 1/2 Black Spanish girl from Zaragoza

What is erasmus