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kill all anglos

might watch a bit of nigger porn on the tv lads

Sounds like you two should trade places! Ahaha

I wonder what it is like to be loved.

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need a drone to fly directly into my bollocks

Down to 180lbs from 267 lads

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look at me lads i'm a yank woobloobloobloopopoploloalalababababablablablablabla

That’s brown sugar cinnamon on the toast and it was more of a plate-bowl deal

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Yeah girl sucked me off last night now I just have no desire to touch my penis at all

Thinking whether I should sell me motorbike or not lads

slow thread. someone check the old thread

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Can’t promise slags but I can promise beautiful perfect women

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wtf you're gona get banned!!

sometimes i think i'm "over" porn but then i see a big bouncing pair of breasts the size of which i've never seen irl and that just gets me going

Mental health is a lefty concoction

Toil beckons goodbye boys

wtf why??

Ah yes. The eternal boob

lou reed

where's diego

two weeks off toil for the christmas starts today lads

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stop watching porn

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dogshite

Lou Sneed

just went and had a little cry in the shower at work

how should one clean their penis?

pull the skin back and just let the water pour over it?
gentle with a cloth ?

any specialist tool?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y793DlD0Sxg

what about

>pull the skin back

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i enjoy a good long pressure washer direct to the bollocks

all the quality streets are finished

t minus 9 minutes until toilberg leaves the office

fuck off kike

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come to think of it there's a lot of room for improvement in his beard growth. guess even he cant have everything

theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/20/americans-are-getting-fatter-but-not-taller-study-finds

what do we think of liz truss lads

the spic influence

how did spanish heritage turn to this

He's never early, he's always late
first thing you learn is that you always gotta wait

knob goblin

dads making me do christmas stuff

today is the shortest lads . use your time wisely.

Mong

mixed with tiny brown jungle people

24 hours, same as yesterday lad

AND IM RUSHIN ON MY RUN AND I FEEL JUST LIKE JESUS' SON

more tonight than today though

Whats on the menu for crimbo lads?

>smoke salmon tart or watercress soup
>Roast turkey, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, pigs in blankets, carrots, peas, sprouts, gravy, bread sauce, cranberry sauce
>Apple tart, Christmas pudding, stewed rhubarb, almond sponge

P E N G

A whole raft of good booze too of course

breezed through 3 years of uni stoned out my twat

gf just forwarded this to me

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Not at all my friend..

Loving all Mankind is my pleasure..

The Truth is Brexitt is merely a distraction

at this time The same with the Mexican Wall..

All will be sorted to your satisfaction at some

time ahead of you..

The only clue thats applicable at this juncture

is Trumps announcement Ref Space Fleet!!!!

His words not mine..

Should have been in the public arena Decades ago.

So please treat it with the frivolity a distraction

deserves..

ALL IS WELL YOUR FUTURE IS GOLDEN..

Thats a Promise..

Much Love
Plazmuh

goose > turkey

the tarquin fare

How come even third generation pakis and poos speak with that bud bud ding accent?

fair point

Quality bbc at it again

why does the bbc hate zoomers?

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Spent every Christmas at or with the grandparents so ever since they passed away I've been unable enjoy it. It's just not Christmas without Oupa handing out the presents and that's that.

rate my britboo level lads

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Based.

i don't know what to say

they don't integrate so they're stuck in the same hovel talking durka durka with the same 15 cousins for 3/4 of their day

You lads ever been barred from any drinking establishments?

>be American
>criticise mayor
>get arrested
>and shot

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No because I can behave myself when doing a piss up.

only as part of larger groups, generally womens fault

got kicked out of the local once for sniffing gear in the toilets

did a poo in a toilet at the airport and it blocked immediately

Umm this is fake news sweaty nothing bad happens in the US ok x

get the janny

Very slow thread right now, need 190 or Poley here

Same as me then lad

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Spare a thought

land of the free to be exploited mate

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*dumps some coleslaw on the floor and puts out a fresh roll of kitchen roll*
heeeere poley poley poley

had a very comfortable morning

where's the source for this

sucking a man's clit

says aclu doesn't it

Always wondered - with stories like this, do they phone Sky News with a story about how lonely they are, or do Sky News go around randomly knocking on doors in remote areas?

the picture

gonna do a shit in a minute lads

melvin literally looks and acts like this

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they probably put out a wanted ad

leave it for me