This would be GOAT if gayreeks werent so debnters, shitalians werent so corrupt, asspains so lazy...

he likes to use the pirate flag too

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Jow Forums made me hate myself and my country

Haha BTFO

i love you.

yeah its only rational that italians would hate one of the best countries in the world

its totally not an albanian parasite

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>would be
>

already is.

Its not me. Io sono shitaliano per davvero

Why do French pretend they aren't MED?

But there is moortugal in it?

do Occitan bvlls look different from other med bros?

they are a bastard nation
but a nice one

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Why is france sooooooo different from us meds?

Because the area of France that borders the Mediterranean sea was conquered during the Albigensian Crusade, and is inhabited by a different ethnolinguistic group(the Occitans) that experienced a cultural and linguistic shift due to French assimilation policies. Furthermore, despite said shift, there are still differences in culture between the region known as Occitania and the French "heartland". If there's a group in France Italians should feel a sense of kinship towards, it's them.

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wanna swim in the olive pool

Das rite, we wuz celts cooking with butter n shieeet

yea there is Portugal in it.

Implying spain is salvageable at all

But italians are not a single ethnic group either and dont feel kinship not even between themselves

what's that deep green ethnoproup between langues d'oc and langues d'oil? Arpetan?

Yes, also known as Franco-Provençal

merci

>and frogs so pro african migration
we aren't, only our politicians force us to accept immigration
>the area of France that borders the Mediterranean sea was conquered during the Albigensian Crusade
it was already french when the crusades started moron

I don't doubt it. But you clearly support some kind of Southern European union on the basis of cultural closeness and whatnot. The problem is that due to its position at the centre of Western Europe, France is regionally divided by Southern, Western and Central European influences. We're not a culturally homogeneous country at all, and while our language is in the Romance group, it has a significant Germanic superstrate and a minor Celtic substrate. Which means that we're basically our own thing, just like Britain.
De rien :)

"occitan" means nothing
Provence are pure meds, we even have our own mafia
Languedoc are celtic-med mutts
Gascogne are basque-med mutts

>We have nothing in common with you

Stop pretending you're not just a worse version o Italy.

>arguing on semantics
It was nominally part of the kingdom of France, but under the influence of Aragon.

only for Languedoc
And Provence became a French land much later

Italians are definitely superior to us in the artistic fields. Better painters, sculptors, musicians. Literature and cinema are probably the only fields where it's not that clear-cut.

>living abroadtugal

:3
i thought Occitans were more or less homogeneous. which one is the most chad?

The frenchmen are better than shitalians in every single aspect

"occitania" is just a linguistic region, nothing else
>which one is the most chad
what question is that ? my area is the most chad, obviously

>Provence are pure meds, we even have our own mafia
gonna go to Gordes someday :)

>we even have our own mafia
My summer house in Provence is actually built in a neighborhood where a nightclub was shot up by the mafia and forced to close(because the owners died). Is the Provençal mafia still active or do the banlieusards run the game nowadays?

>Is the Provençal mafia still active or do the banlieusards run the game nowadays?
the milieu don't do much illegal things nowadays, they just corrupt the politicians and run some legal businesses (like in italy) and the banlieusards run the cannabis trafic
but the local mafia is much more stealth nowadays and they are divided in multiple clans/families who spend their times killing each others, also the cosa nostra is in marseille now and the 'ngrandeta in nice and from what ive heard they are overpowering the locals clans

French explain this

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a sad consequence of our falling birthrate in the 19th century and need for cheap labor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/François_Spirito
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Cossu
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tany_Zampa
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathieu_Zampa
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_Cassone
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Guérini

ah yes, the famous "autochthonous" italians of provence

Napoleon