Tfw 18 yo kissless virgin

You guys aren't missing out on much. None of it is worth it

Non ironically this.

you're only gonna get your hearts broken in the future anyway

Appreciate you trying to make us feel better, incel bros :)

23 turning 24 next month here

>lost kissless status when i was 16
>was too much of a pussy/retard to keep that gf
>7 years later still a virgin

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23 yo reporting in

22 here
i'm so lonely

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I don't even know how one initiates sex

are you me?

Why there are so many virgins on /int? What's wrong with yall lads?

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same
one day i was laying on top of my gf after making out with a huge boner in my pants, biggest i ever had, until she told me "your hair is messed up" and got up
im literally autistic, i should've fucked her

are you surprised?
most of Jow Forums is still virgin

Why

I was in a car alone with a girl and she kept telling me about how her boyfriend would never have sex with her "yeah, I offer to suck his dick and he just says I don't have time". I just autistically said like "th-that's too bad" or something

I kissed a stripper once, I felt ashamed and disgusted ironically not worth it unless you love her

1. ugly
2. autismo

man this is sad, you guys really never had any?
goddamn, next time my dick is your dick, I'm gonna fuck for all of you

thanks based greek chad

Try 31

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what do you mean why, are you stupid and new? just look at the average post here.

Holy fuck you are already a wizard

28

no fucking way

The beer gut and the grey hair are here, still waiting for the powers

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Atleast you are proficient with memes guys.

Based wizard man

I can't even grow a proper beard lmoa

How do you guys not kiss someone myfirst kiss was when i was like 11

Pretty sure people only count a real kiss, everyone has that useless childhood smooch. I am a turbo autism 28 year old virgin but even I got that childhood kiss, back to back with 2 girls even. That doesn't count at all, it means nothing.

Come to a spanish speaking country if you want to get laid latinas worship europeans

You just need to be a social retard with a sheltering mother

This is not r9k, get thr fuck out.
Go and get pitty somwhere else.

>Jow Forums

Just be yourself lmao

Fuck off back to red.dit, normalfag.

Ouff

girls dont realize how introvert guys can be, even if they DO want sex
i for one was worried that we did not have condoms, since in school the sex ed class made me really worried about STDs
do latinas worship europeans that look like a mix of Santa Claus and the comic store clerk from the simpsons

Either you are fat pathetic basement dwellers or underage

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Same but 23

is it him?

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perhaps for the euros, but I'm sure If he come to south america and go to some bars he will come back to France with a girlfriend

this. couldn't even visit a friends house when I was 17.

>Either you are fat pathetic basement dwellers

Yes

i kinda look like your pic
how over is for me?

or an autist with avoidant personality disorder
t. autist with avoidant personality disorder

I almost but benis in bagina yesternight but was too drunk :-DDDD

>yesternight

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not that bad. can score a 3/10, 4 oif you're lucky.

i knew a kid who had this aesthethic except he had druggy eyes that always seemed half closed

Yes, how can it be yesterday when it was nighttime?

23

I'm not even ugly

In English most people would say "last night"

I make english more efficient now

24 yo khv boomer here

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What is worse:
Being an alpha pussy d3str0yer chad in a 3rd world shithole
Or being a kissles virgin in a civilized 1st world country?

being you

22 not even ugly either, just autistic

Who else here a virgin but has done sexual stuff like fingering in the past? I could have lost my virginity like 7 times by now but every time I got too scared and pussied out.

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I get being a virgin, kissless even, but how the fuck do not get a hug even?

>just stop being basement dweller bro and your chin will grow

I'm too fat to fit someones arms around me

>some drunk girl hugged me and my friend when she stumbled upon us in the subway 5 years ago

I don't even remember what it feels like at this point, lads

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I've been invisible to girls all my life, like a background NPC, I doubt any of them ever acknowledged my existence.