/brit/

Just kill yourself now, do humanity a favor.

April 2nd, 2019:
Britain has technically passed the deadline for withdrawal from the European Union without a deal. No world leaders appear to have noticed due to a much more pressing crisis, which has drawn together NATO, the Commonwealth of Independent States, China, ANZUS, ECOMOG, COPAX, the Rio Pact states, the Eastern Caribbean Regional Security System, BRICS and the Common Security and Foreign Policy of the European Union, with a joint North Korean-Iranian engineering delegation currently en-route via land transportation.

Their collective mission: To locate and arrest the person who has been flying a drone over the runways at London Gatwick airport for the past 102 days.

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Just realised I haven't even bought my Christmas presents yet.

>Was your mom and dad

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C'mon at least pretend to be a man

surely there were other factors at play

Me? Believe in reincarnation

You look like you're about to fill your pants, friend

whats a nice watch to buy

Britain is a cultureless shithole that deserves to die.

are there other ways of losing the game that I might not be aware of?

I don't get it

nigger ape

You should have to sign one of these to post on 4channel

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>Watching the UK crumble is so sad
>From world’s most powerful state to whatever you’re turning in less than 100 years

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Now I ain't the judge, but...as it turns out, it's you or me. The way I see it, might as well be you

just had a nap lads :)

That would have been the final straw of many years of despair

feel like Blair psychologically broke Britain.
like, by 1997 everyone was fucking sick of the Conservatives, even Conservative voters, they'd simply been in power too long. So you get some brief catharsis in the 1997 election... and then nothing. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Chlorine chicken

Hold your excuses, until you figure out which one to use

It’s time to embrace #coorie, the Scottish lifestyle trend you need to know about.

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The state of so-called """"""""comedy"""""""""" in 2018. Imagine being a lefty comedian like Stewart Lee and having to cognitive dissonance all of this away. HAHAHAHHA

ready for the big night tonight lads
the big night of staying in doors on my own and watching an old film

I don't understand how people could like feet, feet are disgusting

Fairly certain people who I'd consider my close "mates" don't very much like me and only tolerate me in small doses out of obligation after associating for 7 years.
There's so many things they do with each other they never mention to me and I only find out about later. I've realised I turned into, or always was, that "hanger on". None of them ever messages me first, none of them ever directly invite me anywhere, it's always done in a group, none of them have wished me happy birthday for the last few years.
Reckon I ought to just fade away, they won't miss me. Thing is, I've kind of grown up with them and they're the only friends I have so I don't actually want to.

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it unironically is sad to see how far europe in general has fallen. some americans are culturally more european than the average euro

Be honest though, it tastes bad enough to kill a man

He's right. Little does he know, though, is that his country is also turning into a shithole (at an alarming rate, I might add).

Aus, Can and NZ are literally the only good english speaking countries left.

Is it from a novel or something?

>Watching the UK crumble is so sad
>From world’s most powerful state to whatever you’re turning in less than 100 years

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Without a hint of irony.

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Reincarnation and karma is literally the only way you can justify all the unfairness in the world. Some people are born in much more fortunate positions than others (wealth, attractiveness, intelligence, location, etc.). The only way you can justify these people getting gifted an easy life is if you assume they did good deeds in a past life and if people in bad circumstances did bad deeds in a past life. Glenn Hoddle was right.

they're jews, harry. clever as they come, jews, but not the friendliest of beasts

business idea: a street gang where all the members are gay vegans but nonetheless engage in extremely violent criminal activity and make hardcore incredibly foul-mouthed rap songs about it

America isn't turning into a shithole, it's the first shithole.

NZ is only 70% white at most
Aus is increasingly non-white and will eventually be cucked by abos and chinks
Canada is just a weaker Britain

What keeps you going? What makes you think: "Ah well, I guess life isn't too bad."

What's the movie?

why do you have so many fucking screenshots of old films

I've met enough men like you to last me a lifetime!

haha I love Scottish Twitter

twitter.com/Goudie15/status/1076185944435425287?s=19

Erm theres a difference between being funny and just being offensive rorke

MOR

bought a history book on ww2 bombing today

That's sad user, maybe try branching out to new people?

I take it this means the verb "coorie" as in "to coorie in" which basically means get warm and cosy.

t. scottish person

What book?

Colleagues at work were making fun of trannies. Great to see small companies aren't affected by this PC bullshit.

Having nothing wrong in my life apart from wasting a couple hours of my day on the ol' 4channel keeps me going.

/brit/ is one of the easiest generals to bait as an american. like taking candy from a baby

it was never funny

after all, hitler did great things. terrible! yes, but great

Would you say the UK and US are full of bootlickers mate?

no you

you're so crooked you could swallow nails and spit out corkscrews!

Excellent post.

>it unironically is sad to see how far europe in general has fallen. some americans are culturally more european than the average euro

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twitter.com/Butsay_/status/961213672575176705?s=19

would be proper incensed if i got beheaded like that

the most insufferable kind of bootlickers, those who'll lick boots gladly until you ask them to show basic human decency at which point they'll gallantly resist your authoritarian imposition.

it is

Was discussing Bruce Jenner at work and one of the girls said to me in hushed tones that she doesn't consider him a woman

It's from some video game isn't it?

If you say so

t. Patterless anglo

in stitches over here

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin

>Australian TV

would call them bootlickers but Abos tend not to wear shoes

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sat at the coach station lads. off on a weekend city break in burnley.

>Lego pirate ship

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Name the company RIGHT NOW

what did you ask santa for for christmas

BASED EU BUZZING BRITISH AIRPORTS
3 MONTHS UNTIL YOU SEE PROJECT REALITY WHERE ALL FLIGHTS WILL BE GROUNDED

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I'll give you a bad case of someone just shot me in the head if you don't hurry up!

most grim thing i ever saw was a new zealand TV guide
shit re-runs of british shows abound

t. desperately unfunny tryhard porridge wog

Fucking STATE, imagine if we pandered to pakis like this and put trigger warnings to tell them a TV show contained images of bacon

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>the Bradley poster is here

Now, if you don't mind I'd hate to spoil such a beautiful afternoon on such beautiful land with any further unpleasantries

Projecting much? lol

>XMAS
daily mail engaging in the war on CHRISTmas i see

What's funny about it? It's the equivalent of a Michael McIntyre stand-up routine.

Ovaries

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same in Australia as well. The Antipodes quite literally have no culture of their own.

I dare Aussies to prove me wrong.

Poley when will you tell your mum to stop deadnaming you

Do you even understand what this means, you bitter Jock cunt?