How do I assimilate into Europe and marry a European woman?

Thank you very much!

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this has to be a proxy

I'm serious Finnanon

nice hairline

do they celebrate christmas in sweden?

we celebrate Yule

She's a south african in Finland.

get a load of that forehead

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Why are Finns so ugly?

Also, user. Nice flag. Nice to meet you.
Assuming you actually live there, what is life like in Mauritius?
I am a 169cm short "male" manlet midget, 16cm small "average" penislet. West Asian/MENA mutt.

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Don't. Intentionally creating mixed children is not good.

If you were not planning on having children, invite a European feminist to your place. We don't want them, they are very gullible, they can sometimes be rather attractive, and they would excited to go to a "diverse" country (it's probably not diverse, but everything non-white is "diverse" to these morons).

i learned about swedish dating
"dating" doesn't exist by a technicality because they call it fika

Did she ever get the finnish citizenship?

interesting sven.
do you have a particular dish to celebrate with?

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Finns don't date; they fuck

>Assuming you actually live there, what is life like in Mauritius?
pretty shit compared to the west but among the best in Africa
>I am a 169cm short "male" manlet midget, 16cm small "average" penislet. West Asian/MENA mutt.
you'd fit right in here, we are mostly mutts too.

By living like the europeans and sharing their sensibilities. I am not a european and don't have experience living their but some advice I have from where I live is to do everything you can to meet people, we have many groups you can seek out to socialize or help your community out. I'm sure they have something similar.

My family was early immigrants to the new world and my relatives often seek out relatively fresh immigrants to help them if they need it and give them a friend, and if they desire help them learn customs (and learn some of theirs). Just appreciate the culture and people and they will appreciate you

AYY LMAO

state of that hairline man

half white half brown people are attractive and healthy!
marriage comes with children :$

also sorry about my african cousins in morocco murdering those women.

Don't. Maybe it will make Scandi women reconsider going to backward shitholes.

i share the same mindset as western people(as do a good amount of mauritians anyway!).

making friends tend to become harder as you age. i'm 21 soon. :(

>my relatives often seek out relatively fresh immigrants to help them

that's very kind of them. i hope the immigrants show appreciation to your people!!

I'm not trying to be rude or offensive, but there are some health risks and identity crisis associated with race mixing, and it's not recommended.

Those women were very gullible to go camping in Morocco all by themselves, but it's good to see that not all of Africa hates Europeans.

They are some of our best friends, some I have known my entire life and consider my family

Finns are Asian.

> we have many groups you can seek out to socialize or help your community out

While we do have that, it's kinda of hard to befriend anyone in Europe, especially in Scandinavia. In America, from what I've gathered, it's easy to form a shallow friendship with literally anyone, but it's very hard to form a meaningful friendship with anyone. In Europe, you don't have that shallow option. People see right through shallow small talk, and aren't interested. So you're just kinda stuck with what feels like a really cold society, but we really just want to keep friendship somewhat sacred, I think. You just have to stick around and actually engage in discussion, get to really know people before you can call them friends.

She's boer

You honestly really are like rats.

>but there are some health risks and identity crisis associated with race mixing
all half white people i've met here experience quite the opposite desu. they appear healthy and just look light skinned/close to white looking brown since both sides are caucasoid. moreover they tend to be good looking.
but i appreciate your tone, and yes, in general people from my country do not hate europeans/white people we have lots here.

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It's pretty easy to form real relationships, it is hard for shallow people to form real relationships anywhere though.

i promise i don't leech

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>but there are some health risks and identity crisis associated with race mixing

bullshit
identity crisis is just for some crybabies, most of us don't give a shit about it
and our health risks are not altered by that

correct Bettynho!
they fit in just fine. some even benefit from their exotic factor.

pic related, half mauritian half ukrainian

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Is Mauritius safe? I bet is safer than huezil

wtf that sounds based. what do I need to do to celebrate yule this year?

safest in africa pls visit

are highschools like that too or are they influenced by american media

You open presents on the evening of the 24th and not in the morning of the 25th. Christian symbols entirely optional.

Beyond that, it's celebrated pretty much like Christmas. It's probably not as authentic as it should be. I'm not really sure what is traditionally Pagan and what was added by Christians later on.

Dunno, high school in American movies always seemed really cartoonish to me. People mostly stick to those they went to elementary/middle school with, from my experience.

That's a man

Nah, it's just a twelve-head.

I will look it up, thank you

Looks half French half Sovjet with a tan to me, Maurice.
That said, I would like to breed lots of sweet half Luxembourgish quarter Mauritian quarter Ukrainian babbies with her.

>Looks half French half Sovjet with a tan to me, Maurice.
Non non, she is half Mauritian, Luxembro.
>I would like to breed lots of sweet half Luxembourgish quarter Mauritian quarter Ukrainian babbies with her.
B-but the Norway user is saying that interbreeding is bad desu.

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>B-but the Norway user is saying that interbreeding is bad desu.
That's just what a Norwegian inbred would like you to believe.

>want doggie
>go to puppy doggie selling place
>A: pure race
>B: bastard
guess which one will die after 3-4 years because of muh pure genetics

Based Luxembro.
Do you have a brown female friend?

I recommend you this book
It worked for me

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Shes hot.

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Lmao is that a real book?

I have a cousin living in Spain right now.

Ayy lmao

You can befriend anyone with pot

are you really not a proxy?
post pic of your window view

It's 00:40 and there's a cyclone rn bro

The main dish we eat is quail boiled in cows blood.
Mulled wine to drink and as a snack we eat fried reindeer testicles.

>Not IMAX qt gf

The more important question is why is there a flag for it?

come to finland black (white) man and fuck our women! we crave big black (white) cock!

I want to believe

How can you even engage people if know one wants anything to do with you.

Seems like the only way to make friends there is to grow up with them since early childhood

>Schwarzmann

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Is someone who's half Norwegian, half Danish considered mixed? What about half Swedish or half Icelandic?

Rare flag.

>testicles
Sweden...

Post a picture of your hand holding a local newspaper or advertisement or anything like that, with this thread on the background.

are you gay or something?

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that's a dude

Ugh it's late desu

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WASTED

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Wew. This better taste good otherwise that would be homo.

based

We also eat goose blood soup with smoked shrimp paste.

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That's because of incest.

Where's this thread on the background?

I'm on phone wtf IT'S LATE I was in bed to begin with

Looked like a chocolate desert at first glance.
Sounds yummy nevertheless.

larping retard on vacation

Whaaaat why do you say that?

Its jummy alright

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> flashbacks of the tourist in morocco vid
Ja I would drink it to not disrespect your culture.

Would you eat fried moose tongue as well?

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Why would you move to Finland instead of Sweden?
I love Sweden

A bit rude
Apologise

What do the non-Nordic people in Sweden think of this? Do they eat this or McDonald's?

I heard tongue is tasteful. Cheeks as well.

So yes, I would.

I wouldn't know. They all eat what they're served in school at least.
Pic related is surprisingly very popular among foreigners. Its minced seal and chanterelle stew. I don't like it, though.

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Fantastic. You're gonna be popular with the boomers.

Your flag is cool.

Have you ever seen cannibal holocaust?
It so do you personally know any cannibals? I would love to fight cannibals with handguns and a brown partner like in resident evil 5

what the fuck is that thing

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shes not finnish

The thought of sticking my brown rod in a snow angel in Finland inside an igloo while looking at skyrim like scenery really gets me going.