I am 19 and I will be home alone for a week first time

I am 19 and I will be home alone for a week first time.

wat do?

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Bring your girlfriend

hang yourself

Fap and shitpost and listen to music loud at night
At least that's what I do

Invite your mates over

invite a hooker

take lewd pics and send them to me

Put your dick on everything

Shave your body and watch sissy porn on the biggest tv in your flat while fucking yourself with a dildo

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Take the carpet out of the wall and place it where it belongs.

Masturbarte with the volume high

but it's too cold

get dildo and play with your ass

Invite all your friends for a party and make post in VK publics with invite for a party. Make huge fun party.

It was a joke, I have no girlfriend too

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shit with the door open

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You'd just get shit smell in the rest of the floor

t. knower

I'm an introvert person.

plus all the chads would bully me

And?

You don't like the smell of your own fart?

Get drunk and accidentally die while performing asphyxiwank

Wew, fuck, you are very bad person.

1)Make pelmeni
2)Eat pelmeni

Get conscripted into military service, Ivan.

pls invite me

bring over your BOYFRIEND owo

get a girlfriend NOW

Dress in female relatives' clothes, obviously.

Invite friends for a pajama party.