>I'm not American
>I'm Californian
Why do Californians do this abroad, like anyone outside of the US knows the differences between our states you traitorous faggots. You're the reason the US is a laughingstock.
>I'm not American
>I'm Californian
Why do Californians do this abroad, like anyone outside of the US knows the differences between our states you traitorous faggots. You're the reason the US is a laughingstock.
>I'm not American
They don't do this, but you are right about them saying they're from California.
And which square shaped midwestern shithole state would you happen to be from again?
I have never done this, it’s fucking cringe. Foreigners often ask what city you’re from though especially if they like America
I'm from Texas, your superior you dirty Spic.
Washington, we're superior to you in every conceivable way
Yes I do you flyover faggot
I will NEVER identify as American
I am not American
I am Californian and proud
NO other state has the natural beauty we have
NO other state has the industry and economy we have
NO other state has the cultural significance and global cultural export that we have
Being Californian is something to have pride in, being American is NOT
>from Tex*s
>unironically being proud of this
>>>>WASHINGTON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>>>>>>>TEXAS
PFTTTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
based
You voted for Hillary 99% of you.
Enjoy your desertification and endless wildfires, you aren’t getting our water...
Besides, my folksy flyover wisdom tells me that climate change is just a myth! :^)
You forgot your American proxy Vlad
>flyover wisdom
Good boy
Yeah bro it’s not like we don’t have plenty of forests, national parks and beaches. Nope it’s all desert and it’s all on fire LOL get real faggot
California is ugly and too hot to be comfortable in
What forests exist in California? Go travel more. You don't have forests.
Not in a few decades, you won’t.
Aside from Mexicans, why other foreigners would actually want to visit and live in California? Europeans? Asians? What?
I live near San Francisco though. The natural beauty is the only cool part imo.
BASED
they're doing you a favor to be honest,why would you want to be associated with them?
Based fellow PNW fag
Why does the American Right hate California so much when even more liberal states like New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts exist?
Op is based, long live California!
Imagine being this fucking stupid
>says Ahmed
Find me one civilized person who likes California. You know all the shitty memes about sharting in marts comes from California. And all the runaway liberalism.
your nature is shit
BASED
Imagine believing that Yosemite is composed of real "mountains"
redwoods, muir woods, and lake tahoe are all pretty neat but I do want to check out the forests in wyoming someday
Wow so flyovers really are full of retards lmao
Haha right, don’t hold your breath kid
Somebody’s maaad!
It is though compared to the superior northwest
Imagine moving the goalposts like this
Imagine forgetting that the Sierra Nevada is more than just Yosemite
lol the sierra nevadas are small
Is it some flyover park nobody knows about?
>I can drive to a forrest, the beach, the city, the mountains, the snow and disneyland all within two hours
>flyover fags can drive to a pile of tumbleweeds in the same timeframe
I can drive to Canyons, sand dunes, Jagged mountains, volcanoes, and the ocean within 3 hours
t. washington
Don’t ever reply to me again, thirdie
Sure thing :)
it's a mountain range with lots of tasty animals you can shoot
nigger that mountain range is longer than your entire manlet state
Mt. shasta is smaller than Rainier
Mt. Whitney is literally the tallest mountain in the lower 48 states.
Your national geographic channel brought to you by Russian Zvorykin who invented TV for you, dude.
>best coast infighting
San Francisco is a cheap copy of Seattle. Don't @ me.
Rainier is smaller than Mt. Whitney
Owning E*st Coasters is too easy
I haven't been to Seattle but for some reason I believe you anyways.
>Mfw Calicucks don't have Canyons
Lol Whitney is a tall skinny tower, not a massive stratovolcano
@@@@@@
Nope, SF doesn’t have constant awful weather
Try again artard
You call that a canyon? That's a tiny crack lmao
t. angry manlet volcano
But we do sweaty
>Using Canyons from other states to prove your point
Thats the Grand Canyon
>why dont you californians participate in the death of statehood
My state comes before any other. Eat shit, you fucking flyovers.
Why do we always get the blame for hating on Californians? A lot of us actually like you guys and would love to move to California.
If anything, it’s probably your neighbors that hate you
Calif0rnians don't have rainforests lmao
>California doesn’t have forests!
>o-okay b-but I don’t like that forest
>California doesn’t have canyons!
>u-uh it’s not big enough to fit my mother
You guys must be exhausted from moving those goalposts
brb booking my flight
Prettier state than you Juan
Based.
>Texan calling Californians spics
LMAO DUDE.
mmmkay sweaty
Whatever makes you feel better
>that
>a rainforest
I know you’d like to evoke images of the Amazon with that word, but that’s just a conifer forest that gets a ton of rain.
/Pierce/ master race
It gets more than 260 inches of rain, more than most tropical rainforests
I /pierce/‘d your mom’s bumhole
Cmon dawg let him be proud of his swamp lol
Yeah, that’s what I said. It’s still no Amazon.
>obese, double-digit IQ cretins arguing with other obese, double-digit IQ cretins over which of the shitholes they each call "home" is superior
fantastic
>an Australian thinking he’s better than any two Americans
Don’t make me laugh
Uh yeah, since none of us live in a mostly uninhabitable prison island we actually have something to talk about
Australia looks like shit desu
who /eastcoast/here? based maryland reporting in!
Yo dis Tyrone up in Baltimo sheeit wus poppin playa?
whole thread is cringe
OP is a t*xan so he’s double cringe
>Why are Californians cringing at us
ftfy