Tfw you'll never live in a cute German town, acquire a German gf and eat Bratwurst every day

>tfw you'll never live in a cute German town, acquire a German gf and eat Bratwurst every day.
Why even live?

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you described my life lol

you could move to germany anytime

Is it true mostly old people live in these houses now?
>two trips in a row
Now that's a feat

imagine that all squares in these little towns now occupied by ugly brown 80 IQ creatures aka afghans, who don't have ZERO appreciation of architecture

I'm okay! French towns are just as good.

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occupied german territory

I'm sorry, what do you mean?

elsaß-lothringen

I love bratwurst but I'd need to mix it up with some schnitzel and mett sometimes.

Isn't it called "Alsace-Lorraine" in English?

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and that's a good thing you dutch subhuman

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Been there, done that, 1998-2005.
Thanks for the hospitality, but I'm just too American.
Tschuss, y'all

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Gabriel Knight 2 made me want to move to Germany

perhaps if you didn't lash out at people you wouldn't be so alone!

Are these domestic houses or are they apartments, or commercial?

These places look comfortable and first world but they look kind of soulless to me. I'd prefer L.A. or Tokyo.

My air force cousin did this when he was stationed in Germany

hahaha

Trips checked.

>eat Bratwurst every day
What else is there?

LA has more soul to you than a comfy old German city?

Schnitzel with fries

But I live in Wisconsin?

Where in Wisconsin? Madison is one of my favorite cities in America.

Smaller town, about an hour and a half away from Madison though. Milwaukee is a massive shithole btw.

Where are your castles? Those towns seem insecure

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Where did you stay? What are your thoughts about Germany after these years?

we could have had this if it wasn't for the english and the french

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madison = shit

only northside and southside, you can blame polacks being so nigger like and ruining property values as to how niggers could even afford to move here

shoo traitor

ha ha verpissti

hab schon

oh my

Does anyone know where this is?

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thank you a lot

You're welcome