/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

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>me: um, prima would you like to meet up with an underage black virgin who likes anime, is slightly overweight, hates mexicans and might be a potential pedo? he has an iphoneXR
>prima: ""no""

MENTAL ILNESS

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going out for that beer now

yeah, why did you did that? answer truthfully

what the fuck
what went so wrong??

So that we didn't have 5 people making threads as soon as it hit 310 of course

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I’m not underage, underage or a potential pedo!
Also is this cousin or yours one of them thicc spic girls?

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i'm going to make a thread at 280 then

America, America went wrong

no skin off my nose

yes

So umm she single? She like Asian guys?

have to go to the store to get some stuff to make salsa so i can take it to my brothers tomorrow
felt like doing something productive the other day so i promised i would

She did what every white """"empowered"""" rich girl does in college, jumped on the dick train then when that wasn't enough she took as much of her parents money as she could and did an exchange program to the UAE and had a train ran on her so hard she came back islamic

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gonna watch saw 2, the first movie was ruined for me with this scene youtube.com/watch?v=Iym-phf6zdk

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Please ask her if she wants to meet up with a 23yo white virgin who hates anime, is in shape, likes mexicans and might be potentially socially retarded. I use a Motorola flip phone btw thnx

>I use a Motorola flip phone btw thnx
Nigga she ain’t gon fuck you with that type of phone

are you being serious?

I seriously thought about converting to Islam back when. It seemed to be a good way to escape the spiritual bankruptcy of the West. But I didn't want to hurt my moms heart so I decided against it.

>Motorola flip phone
Based lel

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I wish I was better with the ladies. The girl I like says she has no real plans for christmas and is just going to work on x-mas eve

Just be yourself bro
Just talk to her bro
Just

I watched all the saw movies except the first a couple weeks ago, they were OK as background noise

100% it's totally her parents fault for letting her run as wild as she wanted and her father for being a cuck and putting up with her mother like he has

you are neither a virgin nor in shape
>I use a Motorola flip phone btw thnx
d r o p p e d

I do these things
It's just I hit a wall. I have a hard time detecting sincerity and a genuine interest rather than they're just being polite

Hey I’m a virgin and I’m very good shape
Tell yo thick spic cousin to come get some of this BBC

is she actually a muslim or just retarded white convert who doesn't wear hijab and converted for brownie points or because of a brown guy fetish?

ask her if she wants to go to dinner on christmas user, it's not that hard

she only dates white guys or mexicans

>you are neither a virgin nor in shape
I am though
>d r o p p e d
Rude

I’m pretty much a white Asian guy with dark skin

nvmd
i thought you were the texas user

Flip phones prevent phoneposting so are actually probably very good in this sense

I like how your qualification for "actually a Muslim" is just "wear hijab".

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ITS TOO WINDY

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it's not but i don't feel like writing a giant paragraph about it

Real talk tho I am trying to get my dick wet before I leave Texas
Doesn’t have to be a girl

Somewhere in between, she's in with some of those numuslims, I don't exactly know how to describe them other than they're basically trying to do what those catholic hippy guitar preachers are (not sure if you have them there they're normally younger preachers trying to make themselves seem cool, they normally carry a guitar and hang around high schools and colleges trying to get the younger generation interested) but with islam

was thinking of getting into drawing again i need to get one of those drawing tablets after christmas

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You going to draw cute anime girls?

>hippy guitar preacher
>associated with Catholicism
the absolute state

thinking about learning turkish, converting to islam, marrying a turkish girl, and living the rest of my life in turkey, thoughts?

If I was a Turkish girl and I got married to a Canadian and he told me he wanted to live forever in Turkey I'd feel super ripped off

Back form beer buying, it went quite well. Thankfully there wasnt a female cashier and a long queue

Don't drink it yet its only 2PM

They normally are catholic, I'm not sure how common they are outside of this area but if I mentioned it to anyone here they'd know what I was talking about instantly, they normally visit schools at lunch time once or twice a month and go around talking to kids (kind of like the annoying ass army recruiters but more frequently because they live in town) colleges have them too they're typically associated with the catholic student ministry and they go out in the middle of campus a few days a week and try to get people to attend a service or christian club meetings, they basically just preach super liberally "jesus loves you no matter what ignore the other half of the bible, now lets sing a song while I strum on this acoustic"

what exactly is the point of converting to that then?

turkey is based tho

what's based about it

in 2 hours ill drink

So that she has easier access to an endless stream of brown dick I would guess, besides a lot of religion on college campuses is less conservative otherwise they'd barely have any members

it's turkey what else do you need to say

no
cute anime bois

made some bagels with cream cheese

still havent found that meme ive been searching for for the last 3-4 days yet

*kills her when she tries to leave islam*

>lying on a online image board for attention
pathetic

versace pajama pants marked down 50%
tell me i won't buy them

"Absolute state" was aimed at the American church, cannot stand hippie guitar culture. (no offense to any literal 60 y/o ex-hippies ITT)

>cute anime bois
based

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hope they were like cheese bagels with jalapeno cream cheese
if they were regular bagels with regular cream cheese you might as well kys

Pic unrelated

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why do you think he's lying

spooky penis wooky penis mooky penis tooky penis

Because the swede has autism

how can I know if I'm doing fine in life by 30 years old?
t. I'm 27 right now

you should really try it sometime man it's so much better than just regular shit

I think he's lying insofar as he gives a very uncharitable and cartoonish description of his cousin's spiritual journey. People don't work like that.

test

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why do you believe anything someone says on 4channel?

i almost never eat bagels but cheese with spicy sounds gross to me

i don't see why he would lie about it
>she thinks people like that don't exist

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>i don't see why he would lie about it
your retarded

tell me his motive then

I'm not sure what part of that you missed but I never said she had a spiritual journey, she had a journey through a million dicks and decided that it was advantageous to convert and join the student mosque to keep it going

"oh she hopped on the dick train and then went to UAE and had a train ran on her so hard she became a Muslim so she could get more brown dick?"

Literal incel tier caricature

is there anything worse than a liar?

digits confirm that no there isnt

an American liar

She could have sex without joining a mosque.

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He's an incel and a misogynist he always assigns women the most shallow possible motives (dick and attention).

I mean, if you agree with incel logic then well.

kinda want to die