What's the safest place to hide when WW3 breaks out?

what's the safest place to hide when WW3 breaks out?

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africa probably
it's still and underdeveloped shit hole why would anyone put in effort to invading it

too many resources there
it will be invaded 100%
china and uk has strong presence there and proxy wars will break out

northwestern australia

Strangely enough, Disneyland.

Canada. It is irrelevant, frozen, empty, nobody hates them, and is still decently first world.

Switzerland

they will get nuked along with Amerisharts

>Nobody hates them

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I want to say Siberia but China would probably invade it for the resources so maybe North Africa?

Antarctica

the big cities and factories would get rekt but the cabins innawoods would be fine

there is no safe place. we should kill everything.

Some shithole Oasis should be fine

>what's the safest place to hide when WW3 breaks out?
your birth giver's substantial reproductive organ

Morocco :))))))))))

New Zealand > Chile >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Switzerland >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rest

Bulgaria

They are always on the offensive, no matter who attacks they will always side with the attacker

By casualties they only lost 0.02% population and it was all jews in ww2

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Some pacific island like Fiji or Tonga

In the event of a nuclear war you must consider the wind patterns. Patagonia in South Argentina is perfect for this, it's mountains and wind will shed you from most of the nuclear fallout. It is also in a very irrelevant place and is hard to invade. New Zealand is the second best option, more fertile than Argentina, but it may be targeted by nukes

why would someone target NZ lol

Uruguay
Nobody knows it exists.

Allies with US

your mom's pussy

Swiss, like always

Indonesia and China have had the top end in their sights for a long while, Arnhem Land and the Kimberley are no exception to this.

This.
And non of you fuckers will be allowed to enter, we're full.

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No, not Switzerland. We are totally unsafe and our infrastructure is a mess, sorry. I recommend you try Sweden instead, they should be safe as always. Bonne chance mon ami!

no we'll be invading there

>And non of you fuckers will be allowed to enter, we're full.
>the Switzerland of south America
You make me proud Hermanito!

Iceland if you want some resemblance of civilization.

Pitcairn Islands if not.

>Iceland
Is a strategic Island in the north Atlantic and a major air hub. Nuke spam guaranteed.

>pitcairn Islands
It is still radioactive there after French tests in the 80s.

Some mountainside in Switzerland

We learned from the best

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You're misinformed EFTAbro, we got no mountains, we're flat as a Japanese 12 year old girl. The country with the tall mountains is Austria, you might want to try your luck there.

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Can't fool me, a mountain bunker in Switzerland is the safest place on planet Earth

What part of "Fuck off, we're full!" don't you understand?

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Don't worry, I'm happy here