/brit/

love this country, love that we abuse alcohol/drugs to mad limits

What you doing there, lad?

Why has she got poo all over her?

Page 8 was a Jow Forums rule

we /4channel/ now

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9/11 also known as the American Grenfell

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UTTER MADNESS!!

Just when you thought Charlie couldn't get any worse.
Told you he was a faggot.

Just like Claudia's sex appeal

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TRANNY DAD

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wonder what having a transgender dad is like

her current hair JUSTed here hard wtf shes peng here

Mad to think for tens of thousands of years a good chunk of humanity was lead by females and there was zero progress whatsoever but then when some cheeky buggers realised you could farm shit men instantly took over and invented civilisation and all the female-lead societies were utterly cuckolded out of existence to make way for the Patriarchy.

Probably the same as having a transgender mum

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kinder bueno is so incredibly good
really the best wafer on the market

piss off

Anyone else unironically peak in high school?

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>Traddy

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Mogged

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Is that a girl?

yeah and the peak wasn’t even that high lol

just checked out /britfeel/, no wonder amer has such undeserved big bollocks in these threads, the autists in that general suck him off all the time

>tfw your wife looks better almost 20 years later

Stop bullying Emmett, he's my friend

why don't paedophiles just have sex with trannies?
ftms are cute, twinky and boyish
mtfs have the small developing puffy tits and they've got the small shrunken penis

My father is not a tranny.
My father looks like former Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jack Layton.
(pre-cancer, but fatter)
The resemblance is uncanny. Frankly disturbing.

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>his dad is a moni

She has had SO MUCH plastic surgery

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just drew this earlier this week
obsessed with making drawings lads heh

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Goth trannies Tbh

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>My father is not a tranny.

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winter solstice is tonight
look out for pagans

>bullying
theres that word again
let them be obsessed
who gives a fuck
at the end of the day it just makes me a more grandiose figure

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dumb goy

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jewberg has done a number on your sexuality

You are weak now

doesnt look like it
maybe a little botox, she has zero wrinkles, its uncanny

MY DAD WOULD SHAG YOUR DAD

AND YOUR DAD WOULD LIKE IT

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The neets won lad

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>want to kill myself
>cousin beat me to it and now I’ll have to wait a year so it isn’t awkward

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Are you fucking crazy?
I keep peaking. Just when they think I've peaked, I peak higher.
They can't fuck with it, son.
I'm not going to write novels in response to every spastic virgin.

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I dropped some yoghurt on the floor and I didn't know what to do so I just ate all of it and now I feel sick

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probably a sign from God

oh hey wow, hadnt realized that

i knew something was special about today when i saw that the moon was full and the wind was full of energy

If that's true then why are we not allowed to say the forbidden word?

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Accidentally opened /hm/ and became gay lads

you have legit mental illnesses mate

You speak like a negrified dunce as you are one
If that's your fate then..

youtube.com/watch?v=EoYbmpqO-0Y

Emmett is genuinely proud of the fact that he reports blogs online

I don't.
Think its possible I have some sort of personality disorder though.
Like sociopath or something.

been sniffing loads of gear
usually i would have weed too and smoke a fat spliff to send me to sleep but no weed so i'll be awake for hours

You’re schizophrenic

You don't know what schizophrenia is you spasticated, drooling moron.

Liked trannies as long as I have had pubes on my balls. Cant go wrong with a fat set of tits and a nice meaty cock

anime

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those blogs are literally outright slander

t. schizophrenic

How are you this stupid? Really?
I'm in awe how wrong you can be

no anime

the fucking obsession

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yes anime

UK rap is genuinely better than yank shit right now
youtube.com/watch?v=QzHPBXB1-mw

the portrait mode on the pixel 2 is simply maddening
the blur works fine but the color pop is a shit show. why they haven't perfected it yet I'm not sure but I'm much too lazy to do this in photoshop
damn phone.

Mate please go anonymous. I enjoy your posts mate but they won't ever work now that you have been exposed so hard.

bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_five_live

if he had any sense he'd report them and fuck off but he still comes here because he's literally fixated on posting on /brit/

idk why i have this saved

prob to laugh at a couple of years later

like now

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Not a (you)!
He'll be shitposting for hours...

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you’re lucky the infamous penguin poster is trying to sleep and can’t be bothered to boot up his ‘puter

dont care

Is pizza good in the Uk?

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he might be the only person in this thread who makes such pathetic posts
if he switched his von to yank and left it like that we would all know, because he has multiple autistic fits and a particular vocabulary

Just got to use it in the right context.

Just like the hero in full metal jacket says "all niggers must hang"

this just means jewberg's been grooming you your entire adolescent life
it's a shame your sexuality has been rotted to such an unhealthy state

janny won't like this post one bit

LARP virgin obsessed kiddo neck yourself
We're not missing much

At least I'm not a virgin haha

neither am i lad, and i'm not attracted to blokes
you take a much bigger L than i do in this regard

I WANT TO HANG NIGGERS

You can see Scotland from Northern Ireland

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She moved here when she was a kid

Great, another day done.
Am I dead yet?

Captcha
>bicycles
>picture of a shirtless black man riding what I can only assume is a stolen bike