/cum/

the /cum/ beast edition

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going to post this webm because i dont know what it is

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a cat

Raged at the refs

oh i was expecting a girl but this is better
now another mystery webm

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Nothing I hate more than visiting home during the holidays for longer than a day

Despite being 23 whenever I come back here I feel like I'm knocked back to being in high school.

what do?

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I know what this one is but I'm going to post it anyways because its hot

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y-yes habibi

REALLY CUTE CAT!

That is because until the day they die--you will always be their precious sweet baby boy. Nuff said.

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Who the frick is this pic even for?? Anime chubby-but-not-too-chubby chasers??

Be my gf (m)

4me

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Now THIS is a pic!! (PG of course)

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Feeling horny lads. Might need to bust a nut soon. Sure would be nice to have a cute girl jump on top of me & ride my benis 2bh.

Be my gf

i am live in fear that i will suffer another mental episode and destroy my life again

are you fat and white?

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>white
Yes
>fat
No.....

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>mental episode
Did you try & end yourself lad?

the things i would do to these two
get fat

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Be my gf and I will be fat

my reddit comment is sitting at -3 karma

yeah
it was irrational and I barely thought about it before hand
this is somewhat normal for suicides too, most people barely contemplate it

>suddenly realize that Christmas Eve is in 2 days

I have to find a Christmas gf fast

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*walks in the thread*

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the christmas gf

But which one do you prefer the bong or the yank?

can't figure why the mail lady wont shake my hand anymore

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think i have cancer lads

esinophil is very high along with elevated liver enzymes

please send prayer my way

You sound black even with the forced white accent

reported fucking scumbag

lol enjoy the cancer faggot

done making my salsa
going to go do a pee hope i washed my hands well enough otherwise uhoh

Littterally will pray 4 u tonight, keep me updated.

>t.nigger

this post made me smile regardless

thanks user

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>forced
That’s how I always sound, you racist

my nigga

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sure the elevated liver enzymes arent from boozing?

What the HOOT inspires some males to grow out a mustache and not a beard or nothing just a weird stache like the 70s??

going for some tea rn lads and maybe some cheese

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should I buy sunset overdrive?

I don’t do drugs of any kind other than coffee.

I’m only 21.

you're either
1. a pervert
2. a old man
2. a moucho man

I am a 21 year old virgin. Any sexy well endowed ladies wanna help?

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Haven't shaved in about 3 days now

wait
does not being vaccinated for chicken pox mean we get shingles when we're old?

Yes

I only like Americans sorry :)

youtube.com/watch?v=_g5NDLKy0NI

(un)Ironic pornstache seems to be in at the moment, I think it can look alright if you have the right aesthetic to go with it and are confident in yourself desu I certainly wouldn't be able to pull it off tho

>well endowed ladies

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fat american male tiddies

M A N I T O B A

Be my gf and you can feed me until I'm fat

poo poo pee pee

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wat abouut it

feeding american white male...

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Please be in it so I can suckle on your rotund mammaries

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Ate two potatoes today
Gonna go weight myself

help me decide friends
its 16 dollars and I already have 10 dollars of gift card money, it looks very intriguing, is it good?

yeah im a dude bro

fatass

good

if yo only got $10 and it cost $16
why ask?

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At 149 rn

>living in manitoba
shig

whiter than you ont*rian

>implying
alberta master race

I meant I have 10 dollars of steam gift card money, from last christmas that I never spent. I could afford 6 dollars

>iM KyLE FRUm MAnItOBa

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tfw mosquito fug your night by doing ASMR

Bros I need a video game to play I'm so fucking bored

Hollow Knight

not that fag but i've been to alberta, and its pretty open to the east, i like it how it better at the bc/alberta border

just get a fat american bf to kill it for you dummy

halo 4

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Manitoba is based

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What do Manitoba and Saskatchewan even do?
What's their purpose?

man the n*zies dressed so boss

too skinny

watching knowing with the cage buds

sask = farms
manitoba = drunk natives

I reinstalled reddit flags because I don't want to miss a certain BASED girl's posts get over it

??

oil sands
farming
mines
and you know the those kinds of things