/brit/

european cars are everywhere lad

>porsche cayenne
alri deano
THIS is a real canadian vehicle

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business idea: sci-fi show set on an alien planet that resembles british columbia

yeh but it wouldnt be urs tho would it

i have, my parents met in banff and i've gone there a few times
beautiful place

will never catch on
maybe if you made the protagonists fbi agents and one was a redhead though

boomer vehicle

imagine flying through a mountain range blasting 21 Savage in a blacked out cayenne
THAT is the life

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dont get this post, elaborate

>imagine flying through a mountain range blasting 21 Savage in a blacked out cayenne
>THAT is the life
state of this utter cunt

>vancouver
expensive, main city has a bunch of chinese people, langley and delta are suburban sprawl but rest is pretty dense, surrey is hell
>edmonton
cold, boring, used to be a complete shithole but has improved a lot in the last 10 or so years, good luck getting anywhere though as our road system AND public transport system are both absolute garbage
big mall though
>calgary
basically denver, most conservative big city, kinda boring but nice, close to the rockies
>saskatoon
edmonton but smaller and without a big mall
>winnipeg
hell
>GTA/golden horseshoe
they think they're new york, they're really more like chicago
pretty nice but boring and expensive
>ottawa
underrated but not much to do and not much work unless you want to go into the civil service, only truly bilingual city in the country
>montreal
basically new york with french people, lots of jews, isle de montreal is comfy but rest is suburbia
>halifax
trailer park boys was a documentary, not a sitcom, take that as you want

tell me about maple ridge

Wh are news so early now

Calgary is peng rich and next to mountains
heaven on earth

it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
canyonero *crack*
canyoneeerooo

runts

boring suburbia, between vancouver and the fraser valley (chilliwack and hope which are comfy, and abbotsford and mission which are just suburbs)
only made worse by schizo's presence

Everything feels 'fake' recently. Feel as if I'm just floating around existing.
Don't know what's going on

*jots down notes on clipboard*
*mutters under my breath*
''recommend.. raise.. dose''

hate hate HATE cars not built in canada

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My sleeping pattern is all fucked and I haven’t been outside since Monday. Grim state of affairs

Chinstrap beard: the car

My pattern has been fucked for 2 months.

Don't know when I wake up or go to sleep. Try to fix it and only ruin it more.

didn't realise there were unemployed freaks on /brit/

I default to nocturnal

>not buying extremely expensive cars used 5-6 years with high mileage for a good price then selling it a year later because you can't afford the insurance

I’m unemployed but I have a few friends, had gfs, sex regularly. I only get by because I’m not ugly

new money as fuck

Love Halo: Combat Evolved
Love Halo 2
Love Halo 3
Love Halo 3: ODST
Love Halo: Reach

Hate Halo 5

simple as

me? look like pic related. same hairline and profile. same forehead. its ober for me

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need a holden
HATE gm for not bringing the VF to canada but bringing it to the states
thankfully the process of importing an american-market car to canada is basically just driving it over the border

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>I only get by because I’m not ugly

My entire life

nowt wrong with being unemployed
freeing yourself from toilberg's inescapable grasp and throwing off the chains of social expectation should be commended

They can be based yes, but seriously get the best of the best of the model you're after or you're wasting your time

business idea: become a truck driver and drive across canada in a peng western star while posting on /brit/ when stopped

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youtube.com/watch?v=T7wTlspsNHc

any billy joel man in

That's not a business idea, that's an employment idea

Downloading games illegally and cracking them is more fun than playing the actual game

image idea: fat smug toads with the flags of canada, wales, northern ireland, and new zealand
crying wojaks with the flags of america, england, ireland and australia

It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin love to his tonic and gin
He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"

crack this
*throws an egg at you*

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In 10 years I hope to be living in Canada with the Canadian gf (after I convince her to finally move back) preferably near some mountains and a nice SUV

sadly only the SS trim made it to north america (as the chevy SS) so that's the only one you can get
the VE (pontiac g8) had an equivalent to the clubsport (as the g8 gxp) but only 4 were ever brought to canada, and there are less than 2000 in the states and they're all expensive as fuck

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Gentlemen...

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this fat mong hasn't made a single song since like 1991
don't know why he gave it all up because had some insane talent

boasting about illegally cracking pc games
grow up
buy a xbox yeh

oh no

youtu.be/TjsjqQp0ey4

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FOY

if you become an owner-operator it's a business idea
trust me, i have sunk countless hours into BOTH euro and american truck simulator, practically a scholar on the trucking industry and it's inner workings

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Irish poster posted this 2 years and im greatly appreciative of him

The SS is good enough, height of the standard Commodore range, you'll be right

>make tens of millions in the prime of your life and while your creative output was at the top of its game
>hmm I could keep songwriting until I start putting out trash like every other artist or I could take my millions and fuck off while everyone likes me

he still does tours and stuff as well

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me

massive nigger choon

Then godspeed lad

business idea: New Zealand with the population density of England

late nite selection
youtu.be/jPxS4Qelfp0

Alright, how about flying down a Canadian mountain range in a convertible, sun on your face and wind in your hair

Fuck's sake no one told me this was a formal /brit/, didn't bring a tux or anything

depressed lads

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the modern world is shit lad

peng

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shawty, talk is cheap

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how about my wind in your face

With the excess population made up of Australians, and annexed in to the Commonwealth of Australia?

Goodness gracious lad, you may have just done it!

listening to jacko

might be going to sleep, if I do, just wanted to say...
FUCK NIGGERS! FUCK NIGGERS! FUCK NIGGERS!
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
THEN HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, JANNY
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING FUCK YOU
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?

YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY

A CUTE CRIMINAL

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listening to a bit a Talking Heads innit

business idea: new zealand annexes australia under prime minister winston peters, queen jacinda ardern, and prince consort clarke gayford

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Fuck off

would never take off

/streamlined/

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just like ansett after new zealand was done with them

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Bit slow in here aye

no. no. not the fucking late night car arguments again.
piss off.

youtu.be/s-wtQXdybGU

am a descendent of the founders of the packard motor company
wish proper american luxury cars were still a thing

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business idea: england with the population density of poo peeland

I feel like I grew out of "classics" like that
For me, its the .Buick grand national.
That's the dream.
That's a murderer. A fucking killer. Suicide on wheels.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ddbxFi3-UO4&list=LLlgCIZkQM3njDrrhtg2uXeg&index=20

Cars are a based topic of discussion lad

What do you drive?

business idea: population of 500k

would be a vast improvement, hate people

public transportation and Uber like a poorfag

for me personally it's

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youtu.be/mF9NXK466A0
look at that fucking thing fly nigga

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Well that explains it lad

Cars are a great hobby. Nothing like driving your own car

*blocks your path*

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