Why is American Christmas music so much worse than in other countries?

Why is American Christmas music so much worse than in other countries?

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The only good Christmas music is from Germany (Handel is not English)

Designed as pop music for maximum revenue

How?

I like jinglebell rock, santa clause is coming to town, all i want for christmas is you, god rest ye marry gentlemen

BAD taste
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We have the most iconic Christmas music.

American advertisments in general are so fucking obnoxious. I'd have blown my brains out if I lived there before HD movies were easily torrentable.

The Messiah is sub par even for Händel

I prefer Bach's mases

Shut the fuck up.
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SIIIIIIIMPLY HAAAAAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME

what a horrible piece of shit "song" that is

These all sound soulless

America and our cunt are the only nations where there are a lot of Christmas songs

Just seeing that face kind of makes me sad.
Fuck...

Why

Because Terry's gone

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I remember his last video.

>nat king cole
>soulless
kek

Japanese Christmas music
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Is that our lord and saviour Terry Davis?

well that'd be obvious if you weren't such a newfag

What a niggerlicious thing to say

British Christmas songs are a close second though

Only good Christmas songs are religious chants sung during litanies
The rest are meh or pop-garbage

Attempt to contain the jealous envy welling in your heart after hearing this Australian masterpiece.
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fun fact jingle bells is actually a thanksgiving song

Name one burger Christmas record half as brilliant as 'Fairytale of New York' by Anglo-Irish band The Pogues and British singer Kirsty Maccoll?

Not even in here gringo

Your "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" is our "Christmas in our hearts"
Your "Baby its cold outside" is our "Tuloy na tuloy pa rin and Pasko (Whatever happens, we celebrate Christmas)

What are some other quitessential christmas songs in Murrica?

you scumbag, you maggot you cheap lousy faggot
happy christmas you arse, I hope it's our last

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lmao

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OH SAY CAN YOU SHART

Corporatism

All of the best modern Christmas music comes from America

FELIZ NAVIDAD

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In America Christmas is about soullessness consumerism and being fat.