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Just put "smart but lazy" and you'll 100% get the job

Sweet peashooter bro how many cans have you plinked?

Nigga I had too much driiiink

Hello Its me Finland again

How do you do sir

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hearing mixed reviews but gonna give Bohemian Rhapsody a watch in a bit

not even a Queen fan. always found them very hit or miss and their shit songs are worse than their good songs are good

My guy...

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>The religion's doctrines are codified in LaVey's book, The Satanic Bible. The religion is materialist, rejecting the existence of supernatural beings, body-soul dualism, and life after death. Practitioners do not believe that Satan literally exists and do not worship him. Instead, Satan is viewed as a positive archetype representing pride, carnality, and enlightenment. He is also embraced as a symbol of defiance against Abrahamic religions which LaVeyans criticize for suppressing humanity's natural instincts and encouraging irrationality. The religion propagates a naturalistic worldview, seeing mankind as animals existing in an amoral universe. It promotes a philosophy based on individualism and egoism, coupled with Social Darwinism and anti-egalitarianism.

Wow I am literally a Satanist now

I want to put it in her.

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yeah its complete shit, thats why i don't apply for any jobs haha.

If I were a yank I would have so many guns its not even funny

Just tell them you’re a black nigger and when you show up in person they’ll feel very pressured into hiring you it makes sense

I have shot sperm out of my nut sack at a higher velocity than this could shoot a pellet lmao

Bro I live in fucking MA, shits too expensive and regulated

Ah yes, interesting, tell me more
*sends tip to FBI*

those beliefs are mainstream and milquetoast in 2018

lifehack for aussie NEETs: always tick the box on every job application that asks if you're an aborigine or torres strait islander
they can't prove anything even if you walk in and you look like a scandinavian finance minister

Extremely expensive and addicting hobby

It’s a 9mm

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LaVey was basically just a troll who got his kicks fucking with the 90s Christian right

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If I were a nigger in America I’d be packing a Glock 19 in my drawers

when I think of scandinavian finance minister I think of kevin rudd

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nah

youtube.com/watch?v=uOUFKZBpFTY

based

Nah you’d be packing a Taurus or hi point

Idk why black people have such a fixation on glocks, they aren’t that nice and they’re as expensive as any other double action (except Taurus or hi point)

youtu.be/w3ZmqByIhdU

>Social Darwinism
Painfully obvious that all the mental defectives ITT including you would be put out of business sunshine in a truly Darwinian society

Ayyyy but you still abitch ass wop

>individualism
hello literal 15 year old

Any of you brits regularly make posts here that you could literally be arrested for? That would be a thrilling way to use the internet

this but i'd shoot my bollocks

Literally what is the point of owning guns if you don't plan on hunting or killing someone?

cool rappers use them, literally fashion.

just had a bacon sandwich with 4 rashers

I want to tongue Emma Watson’s anus And have sex with her.

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You talking about that greasy dago sack of shit Malaponte? Tell him I’m after him and that I’m gonna boot his fucking teeth down his throat

Unironically have become conditioned to hate the fucking sight of Emma Watson's face. Shame, coz I quite used to fancy her.

I’m finna shot ya ass lil bitch

gone off the rails a bit lads

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>bye bye bollocks

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Wish the IRA would detonate a bomb in my bollox.

you can be asked to provide proof of aboriginality you numpty

>going to have to stary using my own car to go to sites
>the fez won't fit my tools and shit so need a bigger motor
Narrowed it down
>WRX estate
>330i Touring
>Focus ST estate
Which one lads?

wrong

Why’d it even start though, they aren’t expensive or aesthetically pleasing which is what rappers like. Every time I’m at the gun shop and there’s a black person they’re asking about a glock. I’ve seen them turn it sideways when they’re handling it and it’s fucking hilarious, gun ahop owners hate that shit

You’d think a black person would be bragging about a 1911 or something

I legir can’t tell if you’re Irish or Italian, I really apologize

What are you making here you asthmatic mutt?

what if there is poo

aiatsis.gov.au/research/finding-your-family/before-you-start/proof-aboriginality
dumb cunt spouting off le ebin memes you've never used
jog on

Focus ST estate, obviously.

do escorts work on christmas day?

People get arrested for tweeting stuff ten times less "offensive" than stuff on here

1. I do hunt
2. Even if I didn’t I have my 12 gauge to protect the house, 9mm to carry on me and the rifle because rifles are fun as fuck

What’s the point in owning anything other than shelter, food and water?

thoughts and prayers x

Some do, give them a message
adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3323110

myfreecam girls do I assume some escorts do at least

just buy codeine linctus you absolute moron fucks sake

That’s wild, Jow Forums must be exhilarating as a Brit

Nigga you too broke for a strippa just bust a nut

miss

Asked for this and the bitch behind the counter wouldn’t give it to me like wtf

What a world

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some very sad people on adultwork

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>Q. do you need a face pic when contacting me
>A. yes as i have to be attracted to who I'm meeting.

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state

Need a United States naval destroyer to fire a prototypical railgun at hypersonic speeds fast enough to cross over the horizon hitting with pinpoint precision and absolutely liquidating my bollocks

*pats you in the head*

can't understand why people do heroin or crack

know plenty people who became massive alcoholics and cokeheads but maintained normal productive lives regardless but have never known or heard of anyone who got into heroin whose lives didn't subsequently turn to complete horror and destitution in the process

found the gfs forum account

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Don’t be mean to people like this

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Grim

Apart from her being hideous people truly are ugly little thirsty animals when they’re horny

they usually have litte going on/little to lose

about to start a nice Skaven campaign with a hot coffee and some milka cookies

Not even memeing, crack was literally introduced and spread throughout black communities by the CIA

That isn’t even a conspiracy theory that’s declassified United States history

>does bareback

Don't think she's all there

I’ll be mean to ya ass 1vs1 me

Yeah, that's what I'm leaning to. Only thing is the 330i has an inline 6+RWD but it's also going to be the least reliable by some distance

Even better.

warhammer total war runs too slow on my machine to be fun

Good post
fuck mean people

Betta when I fuck you up lil nigga

Christ

do you think cucks have fantasies about having a prossie gf
really can't imagine any other sort of self-respecting man letting his missus do that. have to be cucks right?

Cringe

literally just tab out to the 'chon in end turns - works quite well, since my machine is also pretty shit.

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I’ll make you cringe lil bitch, you ont know wer I’m from I’ll stab ya

Maybe her bf is a male prozzie and they’re the perfect couple

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>youtube.com/watch?v=I7x4SeTy9e8

What would you do if war broke out today?

toilberg has me working on christmas eve

it looms

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