The chancellor of Austria is 31 years old

The chancellor of Austria is 31 years old
What are you doing with your life?

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I already was born rich so I dont need to make any effort in life.

I'm not 31...not even 21

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nice haircut sebastian

Why do Germans have chancellors instead of presidents like normal countries

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they have presidents too, probably overcompensating

are you japanese?

They do have a president, they have chancellors instead of prime ministers.

let a kid rule the country, what can go wrong?

I'm not even old enough to be a congressman

> in 2004, completed compulsory military service
Why the fuck does Austria still have that

>chancellor of Austria
literally who

finland has it too
and so does switzerland
why doesn't australia have it?

Greece as well, every country should have 6 months of it

it's basically summer camp for adults

It's a watered-down waste of time and money with minimal actual functional value. No one would ever actually dare invade Australia

Wrong. The only thing that should exist is mandatory fat camp for clinically obese people at 18.

Still better than the hippiecucks who shat on the people's opinions before.

National service is essentially that

americans will defend our country for free, why would we bother doing it?

ugly monkey

The American government recently came out and said that despite NATO and NORAD, they wouldn't even defend Canada from attacks.
You can't count on the yanks

Austrians aren't germans

Germans have chancellors too though

Sure, but him asking that in a thread about the chancellor of Austria implies that he thinks Austrians are germans

>these are the people calling me a goblin online

I love the president, he is very smart and loyal

I mean, they are germanic and speak german and if it wasnt for bismarck they would be the leaders of the german league

And if it wasn't for the germanic expansion we'd be Meds now. What happened in the past in this case doesn't matter as it's been completely wiped out by something different. Meds by Germans and germans by Austrians

Tbqh it saves a lot of money.

Τι λες παιδι μου;
Βγες λιγο εξω να παιξεις...

>What do you call my child? Get out of the way to play

wtf are you saying?

Germany at least is a federal republic like the USA. Hence giving a different title than 'Minister-President' to their leader makes some sense.

He's also a cockholster puppet for corporations.

he's just a classic populist cunt that backstabbed his way through his own party
he then formed a coalition with our own resident Jow Forums-tier retard party and granted them free reign while he's basically just kinda there
TLDR: spineless cuck that's just in for the power/fame/CV

>he will be able to retire in his 30s
ebin

lemme hold like 3 thou, my dude. Please.

Look at those ears mein gott

Aylmao at the butthurt leftist black dick sucking cucks.

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You're laughing at yourself?

I am 30 but not chancellor yet

>he think owning the most lamas in his village means he's rich

There are few rich peolpe in SA but the ones that do have money are true oligarchs.

Like every president/prime minister

you just know hes listening to all the people's woes

The others before him at least pretended to give a fuck. In the last election he received more donations from big corporations than all the donations received from every other party together, he's literally the prototype of an opportunistic neocon puppet who started his national political career by being a lousy foreign minister.

I am laughing at you pothead.

hang in there user, there still is time

brb, gonna invade Australia

t. gay muslim incel

This 26 year old Finn is a mayor of a major city. What are you doing with your life?

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