/dixie/ - Southern US + Friends

/dixie/ in a nutshell edition

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Felt cute in this pic might delete later x

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that actually looks appetizing, lawdy lawdy

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here is a Chilean police parade

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Frog legs are fine, I can understand not wanting to try snails since they look weird even after being cooked but frogs just look like smaller chicken legs when they're nicely roasted

There's a real Thaï restaurant near where I usually live that has frog legs on the menu, I'll try sometimes to see if it's a different way to cook em

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do you like fried pickles?

do YOU like fried pickles?

they look much more appetizing when they're not still attached to each other. I would feel like I'm eating a tiny person if I was presented with that.

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Yeah true enough I thought the same thing while posting the second picture

Can't say I ever had some
I like pickles tho I hear most of the world pickles come from India and are full of chemicals to become so large
They bath them in I don't remember which liquid but it was pretty bad then rinse them but that can't be good

Pauvre con

Développe

Someone post the Marko coffee scale

the Marko coffee scale

Brap

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pickles are the most disgusting of allah's creatures

dumb sisterfuckers

upvote if you remember

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I weight 94 kg

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80kg here

60kg here
I'm a manlet so nothing unusual

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Reminder that /dixie/ is a Legion general.

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I think frog legs and snails are both very tasty, and I feel like most normies would enjoy them too if they could get over the idea.

Bootlicker tier, flaglet

The Legion is the biggest pleb filter in all of video games.

>he doesn't want a hand in the second rising of rome
if the plebs were virtuous they wouldn't be slaves

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fat fuck

i weigh 58

House is objectively the better option if you don't make the massive assumption that the citizens of the legion aren't crayon eating retards

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the Legion is SUPPOSED to collapse after Caesar's death. His thoughts are too complex for Arkansawyers.

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same

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>missing the point
the legion will collapse into the same mess of tribal states that existed before the legion, meaning caesar will have accomplished nothing.

also the point of the legion is that it's supposed to collapse into a small number of states that have civilized aspects to them. that's not going to happen because the legion is populated by primitive retards instead of civilized people

you can't recreate rome and its collapse over the course of two decades regardless of how much reading you got up to while you were fagging around with the followers

the aim is for a repeat of what happened after the original Western Roman Empire collapsed, new nations and identities being left in its wake. It's basically giving the entire western US a clean slate, instead of retreading the same civilizational failures that caused the literal apocalypse in the first place.

>now you have primitive tribals larping about the roman empire instead of the united states
wow, caesar really showed them how to recreate civilization after the apocalypse
this is in no way better than leaving vegas to house

i think we can all agree that leaving vegas to a glorified mailman is the worst possible choice

>that's not going to happen because the legion is populated by primitive retards instead of civilized people
They live structured lives and follow a set of laws. They don't engage in chem abuse. They canoncally have many cities under their control and even NCR fags in-game concede that their territory is very safe compared to the Mojave and California. The only way in which they're primitive is the shunning of technology.

House is almost as draconian as the Legion, and people pretending they're still in the pre-war United States like the NCR and House are just as guilty of LARPing.

>they have all this bullshit, they're totally civilized
and they're only kept "civilized" by the sheer brutality of the legion. you know as well as i do that as soon as caesar dies and the higher ups start fighting each other, the legion will fracture into countless tribes again. maybe some of the cities will manage to stick around through the civil war, but not enough to bring about a rebirth of civilization in the southwest. they'll probably be sacked by nomadic tribals over the next few decades anyway

Gaul, Spain, Britain, and all the other states had preexisting governmental structures or had them imported by the invaders who brought down the empire. the western empire was also dismantled piecemeal over the course of a century and a half, it didn't go down overnight after the death of a conquering leader. he's never going to be able to recreate the fall of rome and the legion hasn't been around long enough for the tribals to understand and appreciate the virtues of civilization. it would be more akin to the decolonization of africa since that happened overnight and the entire continent immediately started slaughtering everyone else

>and people pretending they're still in the pre-war United States
>like house
in what way is House larping
he's not trying to recreate the US, he's trying to rule over Vegas as a despot. he's no different from a king aside from him being nigh-immortal

he's not exactly the enlightened despot of the enlightenment but he's far from terrible or incompetent

Why would the empire wholly disintegrate because of Caesar's death? The tribal cultures have been wiped out. Everything in-game shows that the Legion has been 100% successful in assimilating all of these tribalniggers. What is far more likely is the Legion breaking into two or several mini-Legions.

>in what way is House larping
He's completely out of touch and does business by taking the same tribalniggers Caesar successfully assimilates into civilization, dresses them up in suits, and puts them in charge of casinos. And as seen in the game, he practically has ZERO control over what goes on in the Strip without you operating as his errand boy.

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>why would it disintegrate after his death
because there's no central governmental structure, the legion is entirely based on the military and that's going to tear itself apart as soon as caesar dies. the legate isn't interested in running a country and he definitely doesn't have the patience for it. the only hint we get that there might be something more to the legion is that they mention tuscon and phoenix as being up and running. that might suggest that there's a functional government, but i think it's more likely that they're just run by what are essentially the military police

>tribal cultures have been wiped out
that doesn't mean the legion won't scatter and form new tribes. they might not have their old cultures but that doesn't guarantee that they'll split into a few large forces. it's more likely that they'll just split into hundreds of marauding bandit forces and gradually go back to their tribal lifestyles. this also doesn't mean that caesar is right in saying that civilization will reemerge after he gives the southwest a clean slate, that's highly doubtful

>out of touch
he maintains the strip's independence while dealing with traitorous subordinates, that doesn't seem out of touch to me. he was dealt a shitty hand when the bombs fell too early and he did pretty well with it

>And as seen in the game, he practically has ZERO control over what goes on in the Strip without you operating as his errand boy.
which is when he was operating on like 50 securitrons, all at half power. there's nothing saying he won't have more control now that he has his army and isn't constantly dealing with the fucking californians and spic mafia. it seems like he's planning to do away with the families now that he has the ability to and will just turn vegas into a totalitarian singapore

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wow these threads are pretty autistic eh

A shoddy plan for the future is better than no plan for the future, which is what House offers. He can't live forever. He may have security out the wazoo but what's to stop the Boomers or somebody else mortaring the shit out of his tower? Not to mention the fact that he'll kick the bucket if you so much as sneeze on him.

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>STOP HAVING DISCUSSIONS AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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>He can't live forever
he can in my dreams
i always assumed that he knew about the shit that went on at Big MT and just planned to upload himself once he knew he was going to die. or maybe he'd get a ZAX to run everything

>boomers or someone mortaring him
diplomacy i guess. he wasn't exactly expansionist, he just wanted to suck NCR tourists dry. he was afraid of the brotherhood wrecking his shit but that's why he sent the courier to push their shit in

>shoddy plan
i'm not saying that caesar is a bad option, just that as it stands in New Vegas he doesn't have the government structures in place so the legion and its successor states can survive without him. he probably set those up after the conquest of the mojave but that's just seems too risky and short sighted to trust his judgement on how the region would go on after his death

*yawns VERY loudly*

chili and curries are both stews

not a good post but it's an improvement to be sure

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don't care

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Damn I love onions

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Where do you predominantly find asian people in your country? Like Iranians, Pakistanias, Afghanis etc...?

Conway, Arkansas

gas stations and liquor stores

>Orientals
San Francisco

>-stanis and poos
I honestly don't know, they seem pretty evenly dispersed.

>Arabs
Big cities in the Northeast

there are a lot of arabs in ohio and southern michigan

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Arabs galore here
*chokes*

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when you getting off work B O A T

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Be home at 1:30

>le I was famous for a few months in 2007 face

reminder that the UK kills children

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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Imagine living in France but only being able to buy traditional French cuisine from a local Thai restaurant

good

these will be on Virginia's currency once we gain independence

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Reminds me a lot of where I live (Queensland)

The southernfags should get their own flag, they're beneath the rest of america

hey bud
how wild are the rainforests in queensland?

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maybe if you'd stop working on that goddamned CAR

ITS MY FUCKING DAY OFF I PROVIDE FOR THIS FAMILY AND IF I WANT TO WORK ON MY CAR THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO GOD DAMN IT

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Yes Man has the best ending

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Some advertising agency was paid millions of dollars to come up with "NOBODY OUTPIZZAS THE HUT"

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I would actually try this. Looks delicious

>letting some inbred calinigger mailman run a civilization
plebshit begone

r a b b o t ?

I didn't say It would be the best option, only the most fun
Ether way, The Institute held a better future for humanity than any of the factions in FNV

At my parents

I would have to finish Fallout 4 to qualify that statement and that ain't on the menu, my man

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