What's your country's family?

We are alone.

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Aren't we technically sister countries?

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this triggers me

but Austria is your Uruguay.

>Britain: dad
>France: mom, weened us off daddys tit in revolution and provided us with big land
>Canada: sister
>Australia&NZ: half brothers
>South Africa: Distant cousins
>Africa/Mexico: mother of the south

>795
Where the hell does that come from? The kingdom of Asturias is older than that (if you want to consider that the "foundation" date of Spain) and it was not created by France.

>your country's family?

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retard

Friendly reminder that

>anglosphere
rhymes with
>pap smear

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UK = Gramps
Canada = Older sister who stayed in house longer
Australia = Suntanned brother who likes surfing, fitness, and the outdoors
New Zealand = Youngest sister who’s quite

>Lithuania: petite salty ex-wife grudgingly going to the same parties as we are because the only alternative is to hang out with Russia and nobody wants to hang out with Russia
>Russia: distant half-chink criminal cousin, big, ugly woman with gold teeth and bad breath, alcoholic, wants to be the head of the family even though nobody likes her
>Hungary: best bro, speaks a weird language that nobody understands but nobody minds, teached us a lot of cool saber tricks and helped us out many times even against his own alliances, would marry but no homo
>Czechia: smug, slightly richer sister living close to Germany, used to be religious and teached us about Jezus, currently full fedora and a slutty nymphomaniac, secretely more racist than we are, we're generally on good terms, but she keeps reminding us of that one time we sold her some shitty food products
>Slovakia: Czechia's and Hungary's bastard daughter, has daddy issues, lives in a mountain hut and larps as a nazi, generally we don't mind her
>Belarus: our very obedient and peaceful bastard daughter made that one time we got really drunk and fucked Russia
>Ukraine: our very disobedient and psychopathic bastard daughter made that one time we got really drunk and fucked Russia
>Balkans: bunch of crazy cousins from the south that we don't really know much about aside from the fact they constantly fight with each other, their music is nice though, and Croatia has a nice summertime house to rent
>Latvia and Estonia: Lithuania's sister and adopted sister, threatened by Russia, we don't mind them

>1918
Poland was unified in 996 and had its first king crowned in 1025 you smelly frog

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Thanks for the (You)s, guys. Don't forget to forget to give France and French people a few thoughts during your country's next anniversary; we did create your country, after all.

>Spain : old cheerish divorced step-father who mismanadged the family
>France : sister/mother who used to be nice but so envious that she consantly shit on us
>Austria : tyrant new father, always looks down on us. we killed that motherfucker
>vatican : a jewel from our grand-father
>greece : weirdo who unironically believes we are brothers
>san marino and malta : skin cancers

Give Poland a thought next time you use this instead of hands

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>claim bullshit
>get called out
>BUT I'M RIGHT!

bbc.com/news/world-europe-37634812
Oh wow, is this like Italians who keep pestering us about bidets and whatnot? Or Belgians who base their entire national identity around a French dish? Europeans are a sad bunch.

Britain: father who was great but had a mid-life crisis and became pathetic
America: eldest brother, mentally retarded and kicked out of the family, nigger
Canada: another brother, a bit autistic and gay but not too bad
New Zealand: dumb thot sister, autistic and annoying as shit
Rhodesia: was a really good sister, got raped and killed by niggers during father's mid-life crisis
South Africa: was an okay sister too, got raped and severely brain-damaged by niggers, now even more mentally retarded than america and basically a nigger

>bosnia:
>slovenia: slutty younger sister
>hungary: biological father who abandoned us cause we were a disappointment
>serbia: drunkard violent stepfather
>italy: old family acquintance who comes to harass us here and there, but luckily we can get rid of him easily because hes semi-retarded
>montenegro: stepfathers dumbass son
>bosnia: crazy brother who converted to islam and keeps trashtalking the family despite us trying to help him

>Austria

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this is pretty accurate

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>accident children
hardly an accident, praise Hårfagre the BVLL for driving those traitors away from norway

>greece : weirdo who unironically believes we are brothers
You are pretty much hated as much as muslims and Slavs there, do not feel the need to state such bullshit

>t. i am a greek

I am really one, and no I'm not this stupid ikibey poster
No one cares about you, though
Losers with whorish women

jolly good not even americans get this mad at a bit of banter

Holy shit based

>banter
Nigger I do not care about your opinion or opinions in general on this chink-influenced bamboo forum
I just stated the general view on your country, nothing more
You are largely seen as negative

Germans can be super butthurt, I encountered a similar one in my thread an hour or two ago

>scotland:abused schitzo wife
>wales:good doggo
>ireland: ex-wife
>america: violent bastard child
>canada: gay but loyal son
>australia: loyal but whingey son
>NZ: loyal but irrelevant daughter
>SA: daughter caught a bad case of diversity
>Rhd: daughter murdered by diversity

>NL: cousin that we forget about
>France: arrogant cousin, lost us America
>Germany: arrogant autistic cousin
>Norway: that one girl from uni that you dont mention
>Belgium: made it famous because of a book character

>India: former house slave
>Other colonies: former field slaves

>rhodesians never d-

>Italy: Jealous sister that keeps acting like we're rivals when she's just cute from our point of view
>Spain: Weird brother who's cool most of the time
>Germany: Bipolar cousin who likes us sometimes and hates us other times
>Belgium: Cute pet

Britain: That grandpa that you like that keeps visiting you.
Italy: The older brother who's a bit of an ass that has beaten you up and now shit talks you whenever he sees fit.
Tunisia: That cousin that lives down the road that you enjoy visiting his place once in a while.
Libya: That cousin who's older than you who might or might not have been an influence on you as you grew up, and now he's in deep trouble and you can do nothing but watch as his life unfolds.
Australia: That cousin that emigrated but you keep in contact with.

Sweden, Denmark and Finland: Gigantic niggers
Iceland: Brother, friend and kin
UK: Greatest ally
Faroe Islands: Brother currenly occupied by Denmark who by the way stole them from us like the niggers they are
Don't @ me fuck all of you

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>America
>Violent
How many countries did you invade again?

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that map is wrong

>The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Father, had anger issues years ago but did a good job overall, getting old now but still spry
>La République française
Mother, not very loving, abandoned us after father beat her
>The United States of America
Brother, was given a lot but wasted it all. Despite numerous interventions he still won't go to rehab and get his life in order. Will probably end up dead at this pace.
>The Commonwealth of Australia
Brother, cool and fun Chad but looks up to our disaster of an older brother (USA) too much. Has yellow fever.
>New Zealand
Little sister, she's a qt but likes tattoos
>The Republic of Ireland
Father was too strict with him and it fucked him up pretty bad. He doesn't have much to do with the family these days but has gotten his life together pretty well.

We don't have one

Fuck France and fuck the EU

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are you saying this from a portuguese perpective or spanish
spaniards and italians are total bros, they are like brothers from another mother
youtube.com/watch?v=5saPAlr0SBA

>not naming portugal as the 2nd dog

yeah you do. Finland has relation to
>Russia
>Norway
>Sweden
>Denmark
>Iceland
>Estonia
>Latvia
>Lithuania

but france was created by italy?

>India
>created by UK

Is this what autism looks like

>Iceland
>Denmark
>Lithuania

You were france's dog

if we were, we would be 1st world by now
the biggest mistake of the spanish people was kicking napoleon out and putting a spanish monarch in charge to opress us

>Bastard child

That's cold

bon appât mec, bien joué B)

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>Spain: Big sister that we desperately want to impress
>England: Best sister despite not being 100% blood related like with Spain.
>Brazil: Accidental daughter. We don't talk much since she's all grown up now but we're still family.

>Serbia: Abbusive older brother who raped me on multiple occassions
>Croatia: Abbusive older brother who raped me a little less
>Montenegro: The lazy fuck who only eats and shits all day

how can england be a sister when none of their culture or linage is related
>Brazil
more like muscular confused son that didn't get good parenting and became an asshole

>Spain
>Big sister
They are younger tho

Yeah, Mongolia was part of China when we invaded them.

spain as a country is only a continuation of castille
the marriage of Castille and Aragon is more of a soft annexation of Aragon. in fact the aragonese were not allowed to work in the americas, because it was considered castillian territory

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Roman Empire: Our Grandad, taught us how to be smart instead of niggers.
German tribes: Grandma, taught us to be strong instead of whiny bitches
France: Older sister, Been fighting and making up for a thousand years, best friend and worst enemy at the same time
Germany: France's twin that we only really interacted with recently, also our best/worst frenemy
Spain and Italy: Cousins, weird fuckers
Portugal: Cousin, best friend forever also cute UwU
Russia: Distant cousin who's cool but also a massive dick, luckily we can avoid him most of them the time
America: Oldest son that ran away when he was 13 but ended up as a successful man, we're cool now
Canada: 2nd eldest, actually knows what LGBT stands for, but is also a fairly hard bastard when we need him.
Australia: 3rd eldest, likes the outdoors and fucking qts but has some weird habits like having Christmas in the summer
New Zealand: 4th eldest, still not fully grown takes after Australia mostly following him around
Various other children: Bastards begat from indigenous tribes we raped during our days as a pirate, only Singapore and India are worth mentioning

>Spain
Drunk abbusive father
>Hispanoamerican countries
Bunch of brothers and halfbrothers all sons of different low self esteem bitches that got raped by spain but convinced themselves they wanted it
>Brazil
Weird cousin

cute post

Thank you

You actually made me feel emotional

>America: Oldest son that ran away when he was 13
i see what you did there

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Haha yes that was totally on purpose, I am a genius.

Mongolia, father

there was only 12 though. common misconception

Spain has as much claim to León and Asturias as Portugal tho.

?????????????

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Not him, but Castilla, the county, is older than the Kingdom of León, and Castilla, the Kindgom, is older than Portugal.

English and french canadians, south african whites and white south brazilians are in my opinion the closest to the temperment and appearance of americans.

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Celtic Britain: Mother, uneducated peasant, can't speak English
Anglo-Saxon England: Father, robust and masculine, likes fishing and sailing
Germany, Denmark, Norway: Uncles. Can go from being "the cool uncle" to being a villainous predatory uncle very easily
Wales: Brother, oldest and best friend and personal gardener
France: Mentor and also rival as we fight each other for dominance.
Ireland: Younger sister that I bullied, sexually molested
Scotland: Sister, girlfriend then wife, unhappy abusive relationship
Netherlands: Weird but lovable cousin
Portugal: Loyal and cool friend, got you into Imperialism
America: First child with Scotland, rebellious, arrogant, but became a strong man and carried on my legacy
Canada: Had a taboo gay affair with France, managed to create a gay child from it. Raised it with Scotland
Australia: Bastard child from raping and impregnating Ireland, became a charismatic and masculine son and the joker of the family
New Zealand: Daughter, neglected
South Africa: Born after a kinky affair with the Netherlands, was a very racist daughter, got raped by niggers
Rhodesia: Masculine lastborn son, took after his grandfather Anglo-Saxon England, was murdered by niggers

Castilla, the county, is only 8 years older than Portucale, the county. Which is basically nothing.

This map triggers so easily, it's perfect

>we're not in the list

>Fronce is mommy :3333
ugh

The OP restricted me to family members. I wasn't sure what to label you as :(

En fait je veux la France être ma petite amie, tu peux as une bite féminine

Good and accurate!

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Definitely not, if anything germany is just an aquaintance

Former Austria-Hungarian clay: Our step brothers growing up who we've lost contact with for the most part

Libya: down syndrome brother that picks on you sometimes, pretty rude
Algeria: manlier agressive brother, the favorite of the bunch
Morocco: Brother that you don't see often, on good terms with him, he has beef with Algeria
Mauretania: Cousin you never get to see

Reply to this post if you think France is gay (and a girl).

I-I wish I was a cute girl with a cute feminine penis so that I could penetrate cute british boys...

isn't lybia still a failed state with no government
i heard it was even safer with gadaffi than now

Our bff : Luxemburg
Our nice friend from time to time: Netherlands
Passive aggressive friend: France

Surprise!
I am your real Dad

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I want to penetrate you in an extremely gay way.

serbia
>macedonia: daughter over which we lost custody and that ended up going to our ex bf bulgaria
>croatia: batshit crazy sister that doesn't want to talk to us anymore
>bosnia: retarded son spawned out of an incestuous relationship with croatia and over whom we currently have a custody battle with croatia
>montenegro: brother that started to hate us all of a sudden for no fucking reason and took up the life of crime

I assume Turkey is the father of this clan right?

>hungary: biological father
Holy shit, the slavshit delusions are boundless.

I-I don't think I'm ready yet, a-user...

Fuck you.

Sweety :^)