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Brady edition

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Thoughts?

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Damn.
Guess I’ll still give it a shot to see if I can get a match before I leave Texas

i want to pet towelie

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looks very slimy

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5th for Chile deserves all the love I can give (and should marry me)

No one will ever like me

I mean yeah. A lot of thoughts. Cant really describe any of them

Its VERY good
thoughts on the food dummy

Post her

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Cute

Lakers vs. Warriors on Christmas
Who'll win?

burnt my hand and it still hurts

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i'm told that i'm not meant to inhale the smoke so i don't really know how to even go about smoking it

watching south park before i put elegant clothes on for tonight

Lakers are shit so of course the warriors

gf is mad at me still for something I did last week

Nobody does. Life is a struggle against
time and the only way people feel happiness is from propping each other up

Christmas with aunt and uncle
Mrs. You're not my son and Mr you're not my son

how is this even a question
will chop my left testicle off if the motherfucking lakers win

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ITS SO GOOD

Lakers are 4th seed though
Not like the West has four bottomfeeder teams to give everyone free wins.

diamonds

>kilometers
dropped

What are elegant clothes

did that last night, burnt skin is so smooth

like a nice suit or dress

Buds what I should make my tinder bio?

Installed Redditflags just to see if there are flags attached to this post
If they do win I'm expecting you to chop your nut off

Delusion to justify mental illness

no MENUDO this christmas

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One sentence
Girls don't care about your bio

like dis

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they're not going to win bro

shirt and tie? meh

Please don't bully my future wife

Fuck off Eurotrash

no definitely don't inhale, especially if it's somewhat nice cigar. you'll be so sick probably

just puff so the smoke goes into your mouth but don't inhale it. takes a bit of practice but you'll figure it out in no time.

it hurts even to post, I think i am going to have a giant blister on the palm of my hand for christmas tomorrow

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gotcha, thanks chief

no

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Give me something to say please

Are you going to wear a cute dress then

>no definitely don't inhale
fag

Rate my old blister

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oh my god you got yourself good
i only got a few fingers burnt

Gonna visit my gf's mom today
Not looking forward to the drive

crusty/10

Based

Why is your skin green

inhaling cigars is for retards

Done with the food for now, feeling full and based

because im an alien

Fuck off Eurotrash

maybe

Western Hemisphere = Welcome
Eastern Hemisphere = Fuck off

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>the singular guy who seeths at euro flags

White "people" have weird reddish-whitish blotchy skin if you look at them closely.

Really freaky tbqhwyf

>oh boy i have a burning stick near my mouth for no reason!

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hes mad cuz im mogging him with my epicness

please
I don’t know what to say. Should I mention anime?

Well I'm sure you'll look absolutely lovely

Shut up virgin

>Should I mention anime?
NEVER

Thoughts on my epic oc i made before?

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Cigars are meant to be tasted on your tongue and through your nose

Mention your obsession for loli shit

Based

When I used tinder, I opened every conversation with *vapes at you* and posted them on /cum/

this post makes no sense but it's still really funny

> expect a thread full of Juans, Ricardos, James, Tylers, Brads.
> Thread full of Hans, Sveriges, Oles, Riccardsons, Kristians.

holy dingy lingy derp herp

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My "thoughts" are that you should blogpost about being a neet somewhere else, Virgin

you literally arent supposed to inhale cigars though, they aren't just fat cigarettes

Ayyy?

female hands wrote this

some posters are just the worst, no self awareness and only seek to insult

how you going to get dressed

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>accusing everyone of being a female
Big yikes and cringe

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Might do this

fuck u puse

Going out tonight so casual sweater + jeans most likely why are you dressing up tonight?

I met my gf through tinder after I started our conversation with *vapes at you*

Never met my gf

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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I posted the start of that conversation in /cum/ since she played along