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Drunk at the family Christmas party edition

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You gonna watch the Christmas would I lie to you on bbc one later tonight? I know I am ;)

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big if true

santa soon

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n*gg*rs

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big, BIG choon

any preggo man in

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for me? it's big fat quiz on boxing day

IT'S GONNA BE LONELY THIS CHRISTMAS

i don't believe you

*wham-last christmas begins playing*
*turns up the speakers*
oh yeah, this is it...

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who is she?

What's heavier: a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?

Your mam

catyank is football yank

Oh hi Mark

>I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

don's twitter account is honestly a gift to humanity

EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, SO EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, EMMY?
EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, SO EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, EMMY?
EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, SO EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, EMMY?
EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, SO EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, EMMY?

EMMY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A KIWI WITH A WEBPAGE
THEN HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO EMMY
THEN YOU MADE A DEATH THREAT
LEFT THE YANKEE, WITH A REPORT
AND THEN YOU GOT ARRESTED
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, SO EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, EMMY?
EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, SO EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, EMMY?
EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, SO EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, EMMY?
EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, SO EMMY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, EMMY?

YOU'VE BEEN JAILED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY

A BRIT CRIMINAL

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Sicily, get your fucking head checked you absolute cringe case

in pokemon boy george evolves into george michael

Steel obviously

kilogramme of steel
because steel is heavier than feathers

no you a not

you expect me to answer without providing what species of bird?

whichever reaches the floor first

steel you fucking mong
feathers are proper light

your nan

Mad how lefties are actually mad at Trump for pulling troops out of Syria now. The man could literally cure cancer and complain that he's damaged the pharmaceutical industry

*yawns*

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never found drumpf's twitter that entertaining
it's like babbys first banter: american edition
how has the "holy shit the US president tweeted something really stupid" novelty not worn off for you yet?

Zitto animale, siciliano

not mark

ah right. she's nice looking.

david fletcher running down a top 5 tanks
hot cup of milo in hand
family still asleep on christmas morning
bliss

Why wouldn't you be posting here tomorrow? As if you're going to leave the house.

It's also pretty funny that hundreds of thousands of Republicans are currently crowdfunding their money to give it to the government. Fucking bizzaro world.

But they're both a kilogram

>Trump

fuck off to /cum/

Sicily

need to walk my dog actually, so you've embarrassed yourself

Is it true Swede's celebrate Christmas on the 24th rather than the 25th?

it's just entertaining mate, nice to have a yank leader with a sense of humour and not a boring robot like the rest of them

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Are yanks so poor they can't afford glasses or cups they force people to drink from these shitty plastic cups

wtf i thought he was Kevin?
is he acting?

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>being under 6 foot
it’s literally over

quintessential crimbo choon

youtube.com/watch?v=DjpPdhnNvr8

it was at one point but this has been going on for years now

yes but if dropped, which one would reach the floor first?

I'm a hardline reclusive but I'll be out for a few hours tomorrow.
They have internet so I'll still be on here

Gonna give my wife a proper rogering tomorrow morning

Dear anime posters

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imagine actually spamming interracial porn on an imageboard.
like, imagine how much of a sad cunt you have to be irl. imagine how he looks

haha yeah I love how he triggers the libs

it’s christmas eve for god sake charlie

this but unironically, it's still funny

Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

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he is kevin but he doesn't want to be anymore he wants to be frank now

Enough, Sicily

sad little man

yeah the steel kilogram actually weighs more, because it's steel

I'm smiling, mate. Dunno about you. Learn to enjoy life a bit

back from the gaysex sesh

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For me? It's Karim Benzema

>set tinder location to nigeria
>match with a fashion model and several other qts after about 20 swipes

>swipe on hundreds of girls in the uk
>match with dumpy solid 5s and 6s and 7s

Christmas alone tomorrow
Will have a McDonald's at the service station for Christmas dinner

I bet no one in this thread has a grimmer existence than me

Do you lads rinse your mouth out after brushing? Just found out you're not supposed to..

ignorance is bliss

what the hell is wrong with you? just have a wank and calm down for fuck sake

Yes
But they're both a kilogram. One is more dense than the other, but they're both a kilogram so they're equally heavy.

It's Christmas and, unbelievably, /eire/ is talking about how much they hate the English

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>I bet no one in this thread has a grimmer existence than me
me
I have to spend it with my weenie family and they even brought the dogs so I have to pet them for hours cuz they missed me

sucks to be a nigga

dahnald the new vegas factions dahnald

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it doesn't have to be this way, if you put effort into changing next year can be better

>ignorance is bliss

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well obviously

with mouthwash?

For what reason now lmao

merry christmas to all and to all a good night

Missus and friends at work all day while I'm on holiday, then don't give a fuck about Christmas anyway. Will probably just order takeaway and daydrink.

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choon

i'm a fide master

Just woke up lads

>visiting /éire/
>ever

Will be eating pringles tomorrow, alone.

rangeban canada, mexico and usa from /brit/ simple as

yeah but it's steel mate
surely you're baiting now, it's obviously heavier

is there a single other general on this board that isn't infested with weebs

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shes fit

And ireland

Big fan of pints me.

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