/brit/

found my cocaine lads
crimbo miracle

what have you achieved this year lads?

me off to the right

Wanted a cat but don't have catflap

laddies

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Merry christmas with lots of love from /cum/ and america!!!!!!!!

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>no gravy or curry sauce on the chips

grim

Bugger Bognor.

whenever i hear emmett i think of that old nigger from san andreas that you get guns from

Need to breed with this absolute unit

have to go to see the stepmums family for their shitty christmas eve party.
hate her family so fucking much. don't know anyone there and don't like anyone there.
ill look like an asshole if I don't go though, so I'll brace the impact I suppose

couple goals

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i'm sure your mums got one spare

kys ni*gger

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smdh

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me peeking in through the window with my trousers down

fertile slags lads

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lenihan's subsequent twitter retardation aside it was unquestionably genius

Here we are

Christmas eve

Exact same situation so ify
Could stay home but there is no cuntier move. Don't want to out my power level just yet

LOL

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*Ramraids Brussels*

SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME

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His Twitter is absolutely mind boggling
Seriously
Prime example of a boomer losing it online

It’s simple; we kill the Christmas

future pic of are Emmett

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Went road racing
Got a third car
Got 2 raises and a nice end of the financial year bonus
Finished tradeschool
Got put on the bossman's special job crew working the big money sites
Got a nice new gf
Got rid of the nice gf
Developed a bit of a thing with one of the ladies at work

Not a bad year

that guacamole? looks tops

Hi

Omg bros I'm so excited for prezzies

>tfw you wake up to man knocking at your door with an AR-15
still a good day la

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xaxaxa

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yeah looks like she needs more clothes

what did you buy your wife's son for christmas?

Remember when she drove the king of Saudi Arabia around and made him piss himself because she was going too fast.

Crimbo gf lads

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I avoid single mothers like the plague lad

business idea: buy a 70s/80s semi truck and truck across north america and posting on /brit/ while stopped

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there was 4 or 5 of them out there

Hate size queens

Interested to see what fucking dire piece of junk my mum got me. Wish she'd just get me nothing, would be less embarrassing

alri schizo what are you doing for christmas lad? any plans with the family? haha

>english """women"""

just remembered i didn't get my dad 'owt for christmas
bit late now really

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fuck off wannabe hitchhiker lad

they were super strapped up lmfao

hope you got a receipt

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There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their...
Marbles and play things and at half past four
There came a young lady she looked like a...
Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...
Rumples and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to...
Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling...
Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable...
Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she'd show him her...
Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...
Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd lean down to suck on his...
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he spread whipped cream all over her...
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go fuck yourself

Can't sleep lol too excited for presents

getting drunk with my uncle jimbo

i hate every singleone of you

At my mom's house so I'm not blocked

Have the feds contacted you yet

50 years ago today
youtube.com/watch?v=gL66BJdGQYw

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Thank goodness I don't have to get my dad anything this year
He died

>wanting to drive across the continent makes me a hitchhiker
don't think you know what that word means

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You wouldn't get this in the Waitrose carpark:

youtu.be/DQ40aNRNOXY

got my mum a big bottle of citrus ketel one haha

nother one for the old record I guess

We Bought A Zoo was on today, there is this one bit where the kid admits to Elle Fanning that he loves her, in the pouring rain, at her window. And then they just hug. Never got why they didn't kiss.

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Yeah.

hoping to get through the drudgery of tomorrow and back in my room by mid afternoon and then drink alone

Coordinated /neder/ raid

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youtube.com/watch?v=r_lbpVf0esQ

Our favourite lefty is streaming lads

Antiwhite

just finished epilogue part 1 of rdr2.
end of chapter 6 was pure kino tbqh lads

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Hey why are you guys ignoring me? Am i not important to you??

twitter in general is such a unique and fascinating platform. its honestly incredible the things people you assume should know better will actually post on it

the shit with Elon Musk a few months being a prime example. nowhere else would you even imagine that shit actually happening

would shit on both of your mother's chests

isn't this that twat who thinks fallout 3 is shit

thoughts on this lads?

leftypol wants to destroy chritmas

youtu.be/00EeHKDkgdw

Rough. Merry Christmas buddy

Another Xmas Tsunami, love it

twitter.com/benshapiro/status/695638866993115136

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white women yeah
they're subpar

peng
youtube.com/watch?v=m4Vw9v0khIY

Only got 13% battery on my phone fuck hope I can shitpost until I sleep

I basically said "It was just banter"

Been dreaming of something similar for a while

Pack up, work for myself taking trucking contracts to places I'd like to visit, live in the truck, take time off to relax with the money I save... I could go to Reno for shits and giggles.