This nigga gonna live another year

It's true though

How can you poles eat fucking carps? Absolutely disgusting.

this

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Post your carp ITT
Already ate mine. Didn't get a proper picture before. Very basic carp, desu, didn't warrant a photo.

It's a little funny

I didn't take a picture

what the fuck

I thought y'all ate mackerel

I mean, unless you're buying it on the 23rd it's the logical thing to do. You let it swim around in your bathtub until its headbang time.

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Shoving bread up a turkey's ass is better

Good shit

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I really wish turkey wasn't the default holiday meal here. It's bland as fuck, eating it really only makes sense if you have a huge number of people to feed.

are those the fish that eat pigeons

They're kind of cute

based user sharing bottle tokes

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I eat pork on Christmas.

Lel

Yikes

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What the actual fuck is this

t. never ate good turkey

In Soviet times not a lot of people had refrigerators so they'd put them in the bath until Christmas.
Also carp are cheap muddy fish, so you let them flush themselves out for a few days.

Carp posting is tradition in Jow Forums on xmas as is kot posting. Bost kot y comfy carp, bls.

That makes more sense, I was thinking it was a good luck thing

This is something you “Central Europeans” stole from Jews
It is a Jewish passover thing

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> being this new
kys

how do you clean all the water full of carp shit off the carp when its time to take them out
does normal shower gel work on carp

Spoiler alert: they fail and the carp gets gutted.

this people's descendants used to rule the world you know

wew

How long exactly does the carp stay in the bathtub before slaughtering and cooking?

Jaiks

"shops" with carps appear 2~4 days before the 24th december, so on average 4 days max.

But i am soiboy, do i payed a little extra for the dude to kill the carp before my eyes, gut it and remove the scales and then i worked it yesterday.

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Huh.

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Germany?

Christmas Ham is normal too

good post.

what if you keep your carp in a bathtub full of piss, would that affect it's taste? Does anyone do it and give it to people that cross them?