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Gonna read have space suit will travel. What am I in for buds. Also hope you are havering a merry Christmas Eve with your families

why not?

Why are you posting in this thread?

I read Solar Queen by Andre Norton when i was lil kid.

why not? i like you all very much guys, especially Sven and Mierda.

I think OP keeps deleting them.

Small is perky

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you can't delete your own threads on Jow Forums newfriend

cute!

i got hoes callin

i could do new one, any proposals?

Lmao some dumb old person mailed me $100 cash thinking I was the person who lived at this address before

merry christmas friends

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Are you going to send it back or spend it on anime?

Merry christmas

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happy Hanukkah!

Something nice and Christmas theme. No whores or degeneracy please.

I think it was illegal to open to begin with so I guess I have to spend it

Arousing

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bedroom absolutely reeks of cigar smoke
it was really nice but i don't think i'd like it if i were sober

get it

Yikes

why make another thread when we already have this one? Don't be faggy

fuck you

this has to be the most ironic post in /cum/ history

But it was deleted.

bump

Puffy pussy
Best pussy

rip

Based Janny

Who's your favorite Naruto character?

you

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you

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

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Reminder that only niggers and people who were molested don't like christmas

aw yes, i remember that kid with sombrero and big moustache who destroyed enemies with buritoball.

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>rikodou
>genjutsu
>doujutsus
You scare me people.

i don't like x-mas and i'm neither of those

Love Naruto desu

You have repressed memories

some dude asked me to have a devils threeway with him and his wife tonight and kept pushing it and got offended when I said no

his best line while trying to convince me, "people have been having group sex since 10000 bc"

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The Braphog

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So how long does it take for a nigga to get a match
Damn these bitches acting like I ain’t gon give them the bbc

the ol' christmas eve "please fuck my wife"
a holiday staple

youtube.com/watch?v=2JiBXAI3BHc

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Deidara or Hidan

>Deidara or Hidan

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>people have been having group sex since 10000 bc"
this gave me a hearty chuckle
he sounds hilarious to be having around

fuck off madarafag
uchihas did all wrong

deidara is a qt

he did show me pictures of his wifes boobies at least

they were pretty nice

Reminder that Madara was right

Post

there was a guy in middle school who really liked naruto and we were friends but then we had fall over and never talked again

reminder that naruto and sasuke are gay for each other

reminder that only women and gays think men cant have a close relationship without it being sexual

i wouldnt do that

reminder that sweden must be destroyed

>People who have over 2 kids are on tinder
Why

just got done watching apocalypse now
legitimately the most terrifying movie I've ever seen

Also ALOT of girls stick out their tongues
Why...

fucking why
did you fall for the Jow Forums "sweden is 50% refugees" meme?

no bc he's talking shit

it's the female version of the soy boy smile

imagine being an unironic racist

im right tho

reptilian reflexes

you're clearly talking shit

Fuck buds I can’t do this, but I can’t back out since I mad a bet with my friend to get a match by Thursday

Anime is so fucking gay

based

how im i?

you can't just say that Sven is talking shit, where is your proofs?

Just get a match, take screenshots and pics as proof, then unmatch
Simple as

Anime is so fucking straight

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what friend? you have none

reminder that non-/cum/ flags are autists roleplaying

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i'm watching interpals there are many cute women it means they're single on Christmas.

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>Yotsuba B

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when i was younger my parents would drive us around and look at christmas lights
i miss that so much

>Just get a match
That’s the problem, it’s near impossible to do this.

I have some

Didn't he post pics walking around Stockholm?
Agree that "Dane" is a leaf on a proxy, that has been obvious for years

>I have some
mmmmmmmmmmmm

what means roleplaying mate?

I´ve had 3 beer every night for the past 5 days

Why don't you just drive around and look at christmas lights then?
Are you some kind of retard who can't drive a car lmao

Nevermind you have chance to make your own children and do it with them again.

it means what I do with your mom with all the leather equipment