merry /brit/mas from me and the lads
shout out to the indians the aussies the kiwis
the canadians the french fags the americans the brasilian hues me caribbean mandem Edition
/brit/
cara
slurping a nigger smoothie
NEED a poo
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyreneman
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears him
how do I be good around girls without alcohol
NEED a french qt
shout out to Dave and Lachlan
>/brit/
no one hit dubs so the cat name contest is still on
dubs decides
I WANT A CANADIAN PASSPORT
practice
answer the question
buy them a drink
/xhosa/
/amabhulu/
cat
My brother's taking over a month off work through a combination of Christmas holidays and just regular time off. Not happy about this at all, I want to stay at home alone and undisturbed.
I don't fuck with needles. I smoke it or rail china even though I know it's wasteful
grim innit
>2018
>not doing heroin
More for me then
Take the PUA pill.
mooma
good answers from sensible people
>shout out to the indians
tabla
youtu.be
x
this
took me until i was 20 before i was alright around girls but i'm still an awkward person so i'm not 100% alright around anyone
Reginald Cornelius-Bottomly III
having a lovely wanky time
>Being a nigger junkie
Lmao enjoy death you weak willed addict maggot
That's a fucking insulin injection, for diabetes, you fucking reet.
sue
fuck off
Did anyone received their Christmas presents already?
youre a dumb leftypol nigger fuck off
no thanks
YOU
BOY
WHAT DAY IS IT?
ours comes from mexico they don't even see it. they need to mix vitamin c with their's just to shoot it lmao
Merry Christmas and gas the Jews
Need you locking up
have to poo >.
for me, its princess cindi
ock foff
Think Santa forgot me
sue
>famous grouse
again , it;s one of those drinks that makes me wonder who is buying it in significant quantities to signal to the market that there;s a demand for it/?
it's fucking SHITE
edgy potatoe farmer pretends ireland isnt part of britain
maybe if you're poor and live in america, it's all pens and pumps these days
calm it with the racism rorke, it's Winterval
why? they give some good advice. seriously
just don't go 100% on any of it and you'll be reet
Work with a guy who is 160kg
He's so fat that if he walks too much his feet split open
no that's an "insulin injector" for a shot of heroin
Wait a second...
good luck with your poo
choonage
how many percent should I go for
Got a cheeky chicken dinner lads
you'd have a laurf and a harf if you could hear how people order famous grouse here
you want workin on, boy
Winrar
Just did a poo so big I gave it a name: Pajeet. Thinking of keeping him.
Pathetic
The finest things in life are injectable
thats a really baggy vagina isn't it
disgusting
i told schizo to get on a diet before
depends how much of a virgin freak you are
just take bits of advice they give about body language etc
i'm convinced a huge number of alcoholic beverages make sales due to marketing and emperor's new clothes to an extent
tell me
doxxed zoomer
prepared to get kicked out of primary school
what happened to "bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the congo"?
why the fuck do niggers want to come here now
t. Addict maggot cope
Trying it? Fair enough. Becoming an addict? Weak will
why do spirits hurt my tummy
Am tired do you think it's a good idea to go to sleep?
What am I supposed to be seeing here?
Is she Irish? Never heard anyone that wasn’t Irish saying feen or fein
Shut up faggot
*joker*
Top 3 christmas singles:
1. Do they Know it's Christmas ~ Band Aid 1984
youtube.com
2. Bing Crosby & David Bowie - "The Little Drummer Boy (Peace On Earth)"
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3. The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York
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instead of saying grouse, they say it more like groooose. its all I can do to contain my laughter when they order it.
what if you use it 1-2 times per month
I just wanted some to put me to sleep
the singers were white and at a time when the congo was ruled by Belgium. Life would have been pretty good.
I graduated from high school in 2017
he’s 20 going into 21
Vintage gimmick
kek i take it you are neot from norwat originally
Hate:
Brexit
Working class dole munchers
Russian trolls
Team sports
Racists
Northerners
Beer
Love:
EU
Royal family
BBC
Vacations in Spain
Diversity
Reputable newspapers
Reality TV about working class dole munchers
Asian migrants
Wine
As simple as that.
so why do niggers want to leave the congo now
Hi I'm from the European Union
waiting for gran to arrive
the gf (right)
Never had sex before
How does he only have 270k followers?
twitter.com
fuck off geldof
>no mention in the OP
bit savage
this but with all beer
i don't see how anyone could unironically like beer
No I am, but I studied in London for three years. So I'm a pretentious asshole. lol.
based
Are Yanks even human?
Never heard of immigrants from the Congo in Europe
Don’t think they do leave the Congo
I think Brexit was a pretty stupid idea.
Drinking away my hatred for christmas
because he's been irrelevant since 1996/when he hit puberty
The family is Catholic but I will be opening any and all presents tomorrow morning
won't be participating in the impatience like the rest
i unironically like stella artois
good on you matey