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say something nice about my gf

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tfw no gf

all i want for christmas is my research chemical hallucinogens

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I buy gifts for my parents and siblings because I'll be living with them for at least a few more years

>tfw no /cum/ secret santa

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This is my girlfriend. Her name, is 2B.

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this

t.

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this is my bf, his name is 9S

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i want to be a kid again

>play Soulcalibur 6
>every opponent is just 2B
getting a bit tired of this thot

Look at her scream.
Look at him cry.

I miss MXE a lot desu

dreaming of a white christmas

is she really OP?

I stopped playing SC6 cause my old xbox controller is slowly dying so it's no fun to miss moves cause it doesn't register them

join the club

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2B, or not, 2B? That is the question.

wtf do NOT strangle santa's little helper

Should I unironically get Fortnite?

don't think she's that OP once you figure out her moveset. Lot's of her strings can be interrupted. She is a scrub stomper like Nightmare though

>Christmas
>Family make up day at the cemetery!

its free

should i get it?

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i got kawaii ass pencils thank you based mom

AMERICAN PIGS

i got an external hard drive and a graphic novel

Lmao no one gives a fuck

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Yes

Manga is better t b h

huh maybe I'll have to check it out. I fucking suck at fighting games though

>"""BajaChan"""

merry chirstmas /cum/! i don't post here often anymore, but i still love you guys.

rude and not nice

it's actually graphic adaptation of a book

>you will never have sex with 2B
BUT WAIT

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honestly same, this is the first one that i'm trying to at least be decent at. Also if you need a new controller get the Hori fighting commander controller off amazon. It's much better and cheaper than an Xbox controller

thanks for the gift (1) i totally don't want more mom

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>Yes
Suck my Somali cock.

spoiled brat

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China my China, I've wandered around and you're still here
Which I guess you should be proud of
Your walls have enclosed you, have kept you at home for thousands of years
But there's something I should tell you
All the young boys, they are dressing like sailors

wtf, gamers?

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bitch niggas

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Let me guess she bought you deodorant or underwear ?

stop posting gay robots and post something festive

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>tfw my Mum bought me a onahole.

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Hot

prove it

I used to play SC2 with buddies years ago so I picked up SC6 since there's a lot of the same chars. I went into a few matches and got my ass absolutely kicked tho so I need more practice.

I'll look into that controller, seems having the extra buttons would be nice.

moms drunk talking about the good ol times

wish i was santa claus

imagine being able to give the entire world gifts every year

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Parents had their friends over and that’s almost all they did all night.

she supports pinochet? based mom

Stop being a pussy you're acting like this never happens my mom drave me home drunk plenty of times when I was a kid and she only hit one biker.

new rose video

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Just came to this

Should I get Hearts of Iron 4 for $15?

she's a huge pinochetista but now she's talking about how lazy and shit are kids today and that everything was harder before
love mom

Suck my ween for free

No, don't give the paradoxjew money. Get it for $0.

stop posting my waifu(male)

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ok but only if you call me a faggot

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Hmmm.......

hey manchester what you doing tomorrow for jesus birthday day

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only if you're going to play kaiserreich

skyping with my mom and my brother, maybe visiting my grandma, cooking

not much besides that, how about you?

Making an instagram. What should I make my username?

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Your gf has... Cute freckles

bf

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tell us more about that skirt you were wearing, user

I imagine you're going to be following a bunch of anime related accounts so
01zav_londef

Redpill me on Kik

my boyfriend America is so thicc

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i'm at my moms and my brother is coming and some other people
we had a big family christmas at my brothers on the 22nd because he works christmas

>tfw nipples are about to fall off from pecs

good choice really

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nice, you guys got snow up there? it's been too warm for snow here its kind of killed the christmas mood

pretty sure your gf is a guy

it's pink and i wear it ironically
based

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I only plan to follow The Golden One and some cute girls.

thanks

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me on the left

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STOP BEING GAY /CUM/

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Between the two of us my good friend
Nah
Golden one?

Botnet
The only acceptable messaging is end to end encryption: Signal (best), WhatsApp (questionable now that its facebook owned), iMessage, maybe some other niche ones

the golden one was btfo by varg but stj has been rehabilitating him

I hate how in Nier Automata the first half has a main female protagonist. It's pretty gay.

see

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Man up and get HOI3, faggot

Wait, this has to be bait.

fake news

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>ironically

Of course!

did anything else match? I bet that would be neat.

(X) doubt

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