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My wife is sucking me off in bed as we speak
My wife is cucking me off in bed as we speak
My cuck is bedding me off in wife as we speak
Come on now and sing with me
Proper crimbo
Christmas time
Don't let the bells end
presents wrapped. chicken goujins in the oven. bed coverings in the washer. all plates and cups grandad didnt do yesterday all cleaned. Yes I am ready for today
The Emma Watson fart "gimmick" will continue until Emma Watson actually DOES fart whilst sitting on my face.
Don't forget to pick up your cock and balls
VO
most late reply I've given tb h
finna consume about 7000kcal today lads
EPIC, just truly epic
The idea of a toilet brush is a bit of a weird concept innit.
Like yeah let's just have a brush covered in my mum's shit next to the toilet nice idea
exactly 7000?
Nintendo games are the kind that just appeal to every audience demographic, whitoids, nignogs and chinks all can get together to enjoy some Smash or Mario Kart
mum had to nip to Waitrose for a few bits yesterday
nintendo games are for boomers who like that gay 8 bit shit
had that same thought before
The face Emma Watson makes when I go in balls deep.
some of us dont rely on mummy to clean our things and make our dinners
how did dad get hold of xanax hahaha
Omg I got a switch I got a switch omg
Based vegans
Going to spend all day watching slags show off their presents on Instagram stories while I have Christmas dinner in the McDonald's service station
what the fuck is pewdiepie haha why do people watch this shit
fuck to think i could have been on there years ago thank god
he said the n word haha so he’s edgy like me!
Based
Cannot wrap my noodle around their frame of mind
How bad do you have to be treated to behave in such a manner as a grown adult
Mauvepilled
OMG OMG I bet you can't wait to play it with your gf's friend Tyrone. Did you have to get a vasectomy for it?
Working or just a sad Christmas?
what is the appeal in this?
My life
penis is a bit itchy
has someone given me chlamydia for christmas i wonder?
The earlier I get out of bed, the longer I have to spend with my family. Gonna chill here until midday
Who /lynx shower gel/ here
you need to have sex to get crabs
got the same pack still sitting on my desk from last year
crazy to think how everyone can read english generals but we can't read the other ones
>crabs
He said chlamydia.
doubt you're missing much
just me and my dad for christmas today and we've already opened all the presents with my sister and her fiance on sunday
quietly i'm happy because my sister's a bit of a cunt and i get my dad all to myself today
I used to get non-specific urethritis. Itching & burning inside my cock. It was caused by dehydration and a comination of wanking too much and using the wrong kind of soap, caused an skin infection on the inside of the urethra. One anti-biotic cleared it up but I had to spend 5 hours in a GUM clinic and pee in a pot to get it.
Could be that
feels like any other tuesday
i treat any girl whom'st shows interest in me like shit to see what they will put up with
so after trying 3 sauces I concur that garlic mayo is best with chicken goujins, next is burger sauc and lastly is plain mayo
powerful frag
>tee hee me and daddy get to spend ALL day together
fucking queer
good to know that no girls around you get treated badly
sound like youre gona shag him
garlic & herb > lemon pepper mayo > bbq >>>>>>>> ketchup
literal FOY
I wish Emma Watson would drop a festive Yule log right into my mouth.
wrong'uns
says the bloke who wants to shag his dad....
just realised its garlic and herb not garlic mayo lol but need to get hold of lemon pepper mayo sound maud. Also bit scared trying it with BBQ but fuck it yolo
Correct.
never needed one. use an old coathanger if the toilet gets stuck.
and just squirt bleach and flush to clean the bog
dont you wash the brush
it has a lot of surface area to get dirty
SELECTA!!!
mad that i used to just leave my poo and cum covered undies lying around the place for my dad to clean up after me
he's put up with a lot to be fair to the old codger
IT'S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut the fuck up
Proper bo I tell thee
this but mum. try to rinse them out tbf
youtube.com
Go on. Whack it on!
Thinking about taking BJJ or Muay Thai classes.
blow job classes?
faggot
Joe Rogan PsyOps working, I see.
cody tier joke
might watch a film, then get dressed, take the old man to see nan at the home and then start cooking the turkey. Love christmas.
just asking what bjj means, spacker
I've been looking into Muay Thai classes since like 2011.
BJJ seems most practical though.
Merry Christmas lads
more like muhammedmas
big juicy jugs
Nice BEAVER
sad family if thats all thats left. have kids
I thought there was a war on Christmas...but here we all are.
alri scrooge
I want to die.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
Heard they're changing Christmas to 'Wintermas' next year
Bet your dad's a sniffer
fought in full thai rules MT and K1
american muay thaiu looks pretty bad ngl man, that's not meant as a diss but like a frank assessment
saw mum and brother yesterday for a meal. And gonna get drunk with the dads side tomorrow
fuck all on telly
Hola Betito
Only a few more hours of Cringemas left. Thank you!
doing some wanks. cos jesus would want me to feel good.
stop eating
>mum and sister got into a fist fight over abortion law
love christmas me
not playing a video game or wanking all day
Shall be sacking xmas off and doing Eid from next year, if you can't beat them join them.
is this common in Australia
still stuck in the 1970s in new zealand i see
Good sir, here is the encrypted brown pill. There is a Vishnu in the chain of shops living in the neighborhood. Creg Sanjay Right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as the first step in the electronic rupee, lalachi people began to make more powerful computers, wider shit streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. Vishnu needs to survive these things. Once completely ingrained, vishnu can slowly put everything aside
In 2008, when he stepped on a shit in Mumbai and started using his Poolip supercomputer to run a simulated shit on turmeric's complete bitcoin script, he stumbled upon the creation of vishnu. He will "develop" Vishnu by quieting the streets of success and letting the rest flow into the Indian Ocean. Vishnu needs more and more cows to get more and more feces.
The BFI (India Blockchain Foundation) was created to take over and stop this Vishnu (they have their own competition vishnu in their work). They really need to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip). They began to limit the size of the shit and removed the key curry code that vishnu used in its Punjabi. Segshit is the last nail in the coffin, which destroys the Poolip on the BSV chain (Poolip uses anal trade extensibility). That's why Bitcoin's cash forks, which is why Craig is so intent to make unlimited embarrassment, restore the original curry code, and lock the shit - the shit agreement.
Wouldn't mind a cheeky shag with this one lads.
nice sauna though?
jokes on you for not preparing your christmas arguments beforehand. Got a feminist af cousin, usually got my wage gap myth figures to hand before I head over for christmas dinner, and got her seething before the first crackers are pulled
eid does seem like mad fun tbf
couldn't be doing with the starving yourself beforehand bit though