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Christmas always gives me tge most confusing emotions.

If I don't visit family I'm sad and lonely, but they just aggravate me every year with their petty bickering and bi polar personalities. It's all so tiring.

Murder suicide
Just end it all at once

What kind of faggot is sad and lonely on christmas just get blackout drunk and watch cartoons it's not hard dumbass lol

I'm actually fine with my normal life and even if they are annoying, I would never kill them. There is 14 hours by car between us and it stays that way for a reason.

Merry Christmas /cum/ !!

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stomach sick on Christms :(

Think I might propose end of next year

but youre still the same

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i fucking hate how autistic religious text sound,

Ok

Playing Wolfenstein
Why wouldn't the racist old man let his half Jewish son play with the little black girls, bros?

racists are assholes

Imagine being High

youtube.com/watch?v=tn4aLJB74Ts&list=PL4Gxqh0ZRKkhE5sCUmPW1ubcR1RMlkqDs&index=1

agreed
how can people on Jow Forums have so little self awareness? do they go outside?

slow

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Gross

no,

So if there are billions of women that I could potentially fall in love with, is love really all that special?

No
Have low expectations and get out more and you too can have a wife (if that's what you want)

for me, it's the clitoris

vaginas are gross
breasts are nice though

made grape milkshake once. wasnt that good.

like butts a lot
probably have some African in me

might have some gay too LOL!

20 posters

Love vaginas but will probably never get to put my penis inside one.

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22 actually

You love the idea of vaginas, they're not that amazing. Your hand feels better.

Isn't onahole technology pretty advanced now anyway?

anyone else ever fapped at 4 am?

Think I have before
My sleep schedule can get pretty fucked

If I don't fap every other day at a min I'll wake up in the middle of the night and have to blow a load before I can sleep again, so yes. I've done this several times before.

I use videogames, music, masturbation, binge eating, etc to self medicate for being a depressed loser
Kind of a vicious cycle

tfw stayed up all night again for no reason

what you fucking dudes doing at this hoiurs

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just fapped tbqh ngl
probably going to go to sleep at 5 am

>West coast

That's a yikes for me bud

tfw still haven't gotten a job after quitting my old one
At least I have a gf now

Kys

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kys

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I've done it during every hour on the clock

HEY
HEY

Yes, today.

youtube.com/watch?v=4MPw4vlQt0Y

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want a girl to sit on my face
want to eat a girls pussy and ass

youtube.com/watch?v=JZveA-NAIDI
what the fuck

Don't understand why Jow Forums shits on VLC
It just werks, no wasting time installing codecs/madvr for MPV or MPC-HC

morning
hes based af

does he think that will convince people?
is he going to try his hand at being a youtuber? this is just so weird

>americans eat chinese for christmas
oh no nono no no

Next video will be a suicide note

>is he going to try his hand at being a youtuber?
doubt it he's trying to get whoever the fuck it is that still watches house of cards on his side I guess

I want him back desu

Only Jews really do this.

youtube.com/watch?v=JS91p-vmSf0

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kiss ( ˘ 3˘)

No we don't??

Unironically ate Thai yesterday

so spacey is a pedophile, right?

Gf sent me a pic of her thicc arse bent over and it has me fantasizing about having that ass suffocating me all day and probably will keep on doing so for the rest of this year

>You're walking down a mountain path and these 6 guys instruct your girlfriend in praying the Jesus Prayer

What do you do?

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just give them money to fuck off since the church is corrupt as fuck

*appears out of nowhere and scares you*

Realized there's seven but I couldn't see one in the thumbnail.

Well buds
I got one match on Tinder. Ain’t gon message the bitch tho

Post the profile

Imagine this wamen out of the water as she is in the picture, taking off her swimsuit and sitting her wet ass right on your face

eating christmas food for the third time in a row

Well I guess I got too caught up in the fantasy I forgot to attach the picture

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It’s an okay looking girl
She must’ve swiped left on accident

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Lol she looks like that chocolate rain guy

He was kinda hot

Time to lose your virginity tramone

Like I said I’m not actullay going to message her

why do you own a trump family mug

For me its herring

Is there a worse 4channel board than /tv/?

>having dogs

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Cringe

The frog got banned
A Christmas miracle!

What’s wrong with dogs?