Well? What did you get for Christmas?

iPhone Xs

This
This if you don't count food

a towel.
a kite.
a hello kitty pouch.
a jingly hello kitty on a string that is around my neck right now.
a toy hulk that came with a little wall he can break.

Camon mate,you fags used to own 1/3 of the world. Make you ancestors proud of this.

The british empire has no relation whatsoever to my life besides appearing in my school history lesson for a week or two

Not joking, please respond.

How do you give shoes as a present? What if they don't fit?

How do you give winter jacket as a present? What if you don't like the style?

How do you a baseball cap as a present? What if it looks all weird on your head?

Autism

Post tits

Jacking off was the highlight of this year's christmas.

he probably buys the same size shoe from the same brand

Moms tend to know what your size is and what (she thinks) looks good on you

and baseball caps are one size fit all, you stupid autistic ruskie