/brit/

The two morning Christmas /brit/ threads
so far have been posted by a Mexican and an American, and neither were very Christmassy
I want a good British Christmas OP and I'll do anything necessary to get it

so how many people here are doing christmas alone

hope you get nicked by Scotland Yard bigot

take a picture next time haha

Who /NotOpenedTheirPresentsYet/?

im very capable in lots of ways but there are some tasks i simply cannot do, that are utterly beyond my abilities/intelligence
an extremely good example that sums up the sort of tasks im talking about is wrapping presents neatly
am unable to do it. couldnt do it as a child, couldnt do it as a teenager, cant do it now at 25
every single element of that task is quite impossible for me

shut up nigger

still not had a Christmas Wank, nor done a Christmas Shit

youtu.be/uDd3iupKUyI
chhOoooOooonn!

NO ONE IS EVER ALONE WITH /BRIT/

you are a ghost inside a meat covered skeleton

new gimmick: sex worker gf cope guy

christmas alone is for middle aged men with no spouse or close family. /brit/ is full of neets who are obliged to spend it with their family

>souls are real
get a load of this guy lmao

so lads
what did we all get for christmas

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used to be shit at it, but practice has meant i'm pretty good nowadays
it's worth doing as well, allows for some easy one-upmanship on my sister who wraps presents like she's still a retarded child

Happy Birthday dear Jesus

Why are you acting smart? You're a fucking indian.

horny af

it doesn't count (the fact that my sex worker gf has shagged 100s of men) it's just for money

Having a day off abusing all the Paki scum cunts who post shite in here

when in london, do as the _____ do

Post your trees lads

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Hungover, tummy hurts, farting like mad, christmas wasn't meant to be spent this way lads

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haha can just imagine me alone aged 40, can see all the neighbours christmas trees and lights, cars of relatives arriving at their houses exchanging gifts, and i sit in silence looking at the fireplace my face contorted in regret, swig some whisky then tie the noose HAHAHHAHAHA

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Love girl farts me

there are carry on films on itv3 and more4 at the same time
stupid scheduling

plus, it's the best sex I ever had!

Lot of classics in TCM (Sky).

>getting pissed on christmas eve
do people actually do this?

not many neets here actually

Imagine being some zoomer twat posting his "haul" holy cringe

and you're a pikey. what of it? don't have to believe every word I read off the internet, mate

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poo niggers

>black people
>people

hejehe

Going to visit the Flip ex and our hapa daughter in a bit. Haven't seen either in about a year

yes, it's all too common. Utterly grim on Christmas day

Me? I have a few on Christmas eve, but save the real drinking for Christmas day my lad

Best night out of the year (so I've heard)

Haha

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Love dry turkey
Love pig in blankets
Love stuffing
Love Baileys
Love Her Maj on telly
'Ate sprouts
'Ate carrots
'Ate Bombay mix
'Ate prosecco
Simple as

had mine yesterday
would post what it was over but i'm too ashamed

>gyppo cunt acting superior to an indian
ohohoh nononono

>Going to visit the Flip ex and our hapa daughter in a bit. Haven't seen either in about a year

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Grandpa picked up some spiced holiday ale for Christmas morning

absolutely pissed off some gear

christmas business idea: prefix nouns with christmas
example: christmas niggers

When you get to my age you really understand why the suicide rate is so high this time of year

Can't take you serious as you're saying this in an indian accent and are knee deep in shit. kek

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>Victorian
HELL YEA TIME TO FUCK MY SIS!

Boxing Day is the worst day of the year for heart attacks #realtalk

literally me in green

Would unironically a nice indian family moved in next to me than a pack of tea leaf gippos

Been a horny devil over this xmas

ah yes, the ol' Christmas Suicide
how jolly!

>im gonna kill myself!!

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I had 4 pints of Guinness with my dad in the local that's all

>El Mestizo has to have his say
Do us a favour, sunshine, neck yourself.

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Getting pissed already

based gramps

wouldn't mind a drink now but it's not noon yet

kek
k e k
K E K

wankered off me cunting bollocks

shut the fuck up russian subhuman

is a particularly depressing time of year chirstmas is ton be honest :(((((

Gorging myself on chocolates

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I'm Armenian, actually.

Mad that 1 Million people commit suicide every year

lmao!!!! you got me, man. I am now a firm believer of ghosts

Armenian subhuman

>Would unironically a nice indian family moved in next to me than a pack of tea leaf gippos

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Haven't got out of bed yet

5am here

ate a whole tub of celebrations that the mother left on the table for after dinner, left the bounty bars

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Thought the number would have been higher.

I'm not sure it happens so much out of uni but my old school friends used to get absolutely blootered on Christmas Eve and post 'clever' tweets about how they're so drunk it's ruining Christmas.

Kinda cringe

Don't be so crude.
Victorian were based cousin fuckers, not disgusting sibling fuckers. Get it right

It's a Christmas cracker

seems low

That'sa Pakistani m8. I did NOT say a Pakistanti family.

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want to go to venice lads

hes an armenian subhuman

Stop worshipping cows you daft cunt. Eat some beef and put some nutrients into your malnourished body.

indians > mestizo mutts >>>>>> gyppos

"...watch the snow fall forever and ever."
"...and the bells were ringing out for Christmas day."
"...and what have you done? Another year over..."
haha love hearing the same fucking songs for two months straight every year haha

Serbian qt at work told me she doesn't celebrate Christmas until the 7th of January

you Japanese m8

How long are you staying in your room for?

youtube.com/watch?v=ykNz-7H1fSY better version

yeah

>drunk tweeting
extremely zoomer