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When your friends with someone then you find out they are incredibly racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic edition

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I appreciate this edition

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happy tightsmas lads

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Are corner shops open on christmas

seething lmao

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yes

pakis hate christmas

CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY RORKE
Can't you give your inane ramblings a fucking REST?!?!

Have not received my Hapa gf lads.

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do paki 'bab shops open today?

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ye if the owner is muslim

Pakis are absolute scum
>m-muh pikeys are worse
Yeah, we don't go around grinding young kids into kebab meat.

yanks still incapable of making a decent edition

hahahahahaahhahaha

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Got the cousin a new thong

Mines still in the mail
She comes with a bass guitar

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was in the pub last night and I heard 5 different people use the term "dog shit"

no shit sherlock

you're*

>end of 2018
>still no gf

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how about tight shirts

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Absolutely love the myth chanted by smokers and heavy drinkers that they don't mind dying younger because being in your 70's/80's is shite anyway.

As if the 10-15 years leading up to their death wont be fucking miserable because of all the chronic illnesses they'll have by then.

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Where's your trip Mike?

if you have a wank on christmas day does santa take your presents away?

AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH

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why are yanks still here
ughhh fuck off and leave us alone

A nigger stole it. Got it back now.

don't like her

*burp* h-h-hey scoochie I-I-I turn*burp*ed myself into a swyper scoochie!! I'm swyper-tim!!!!!!

Christmas on Neighbors

>Hapa gf

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still a few more days

about to find out

Fuck off kike

pretty poorly engineered post

'ate Zoomers

>hapa gf

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what did janny get for christmas?

got nothing for christmas and gave nothing back

not a paki

just dont care

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Aside from being a complete whore she's perfect.

>tfw no pre-bogged olivia munn gf

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mad country

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Reminder that when the pan european army rises against us in 2040 we will need the yanks on our side

it's christmas, what more do you want?

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going to get the gf to spit and drool in my mouth next

what a fag lol

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pornstar tier names lol

Met Christian Iraqis in Sweden. Very nice people. They been there for a few decades. All healthy looking lads. Very friendly and social. kek, they absolutely hate muslims. On the ither hand we have pakis, malnourished midgets with fucked up faces that rape kids.

hot, nombre?

what weapons do you lads carry for self defence

Why do VFs completely lose their marbles on Christmas? Fucking depression no gf this and that yeah yeah
go crank one out and watch TV

>Christian sandniggers
Not fooling me for a second

hello gchq

feeling very sick lads not sure if im going to manage a christmas dinner

equality is literally impossible

shut the fuck up sicily, you are a sandnigger. literal north african arab genes, that's what sicilians are

same lad, very sad about it

i carry the word of our lord and saviour, jesus christ

brainlet

Mate, the same town has believe in jesus and jesus loves you spray painted all over it. Very nice lads aswell.

the dream

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It's actually boxing day

Jesus was a jew. Mary was a jew. Paul was a jew. etc. Only Luke was a goy.

asked mummy and daddy to setup a date where I can go out with the nonce hunters and hunt some fakin nonces

good christmas so far lads cant wait

No I'm a white Italian man

hello nigger

have a cricket bat and a fuck-off steel pole in my car boot.

sicily is literally moorish

When you're still waiting for the snow to fall
Doesn't really feel like Christmas at all

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oh yes sorry I forget that y'all live in the future

>muh Christianity
That's gonna be a no from me dwag
The white race is my religion

50 minutes of bob mortimer on light comedy panel show would i lie to you
now THERE's some television, let me tell you

And Luke's book is the most patrician one

Any /white Italian man/ in?

1.1 The world is a totality of feels, not of things

1.11 The world is determined by the feels, and by their being all the feels

do you get a christmas dinner in prison lads?

Not true Jesus was a product of emaculate conception and therefore genetically not a jew.

*pulls out an equaliser*
What you gonna do now?

No i am:
White
Italian
Based
Redpilled
Cute
Me

what is Lebanon

How many rapes you reckon take place at Appleby horse fair each yeah?

my mind

sicilians are not white italians. they're much more similar to north african arabs

it rarely snows for Xmas unless you live in northern Scotland you wasteman

yeah

imagine it's grim though

I’d imagine so

Shithole populated by brown inbred Muslim subhumans

FOY

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All the jews are in the movie theaters today. Might be a good opportunity.

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Only thing wrong with the Nazis was their anti-semitism, lads.
Zionism is based and Volkisch

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Alri rasheed.

said I would meet friends at the pub last night but never showed up haha. new years resolution might be to lose what few friends I have left.

a lot like Sicily when you think about it

Parents got me the RTX 2080 for christmas. Disgusted t b h because I wanted 2080ti. They said they made a mistake but I know they were just being stingy wankers

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Even if you believe this, he'd still have his mother's genes. And what ethnicity is god then?

Whether you like it or not Sicily is italian and i am a white Italian man
You can accept this or just continue to post your lies