It's Christmas edition
/brit/
I shit on anglos and christmas
don't you mean poison with novichok?
and idc
Little known fact, but the Ancient Egyptians were actually a noble dynasty of Druidic Welshmen, yr Hen Eifftiaid.
Their Brythonic secrets and ancient desert magic have been kept by the Sffinx Fawr and yr mhyramidiau
Christmas was yesterday
go and celebrate with your families you freaks what are you even doing
Stolen /britfeel/ image
How come /brit/feel make all the good pictures
Why are we using the /britfeel/ image
happy swiftmas
TOTP scraping the barrell
*knicks mums Suzuki celerio and blasts 100% Clubland Hardcore through the speakers*
name a more dynamic duo
we're too busy shagging birds
Speaking of /britfeel/, Poley's said he's phoning in to their radio tonight
Schizo, don't let us down son
left, right looks like she fucks pakis for stellas
/britfeel/ crossposters OUT
If you're celebrating christmas today then you're not white
i am white
>whiter than you, muhammed
Truly dire fat acceptance anthem lmao
Wasn't he supposed to go to one of their meet-ups?
russia is such a shitty country
imagine delaying your christmas by almost 2 weeks, the savages
imagine being from the runt side of the family that you have to go to someone elses house for christmas
based russian rape babies
would love to stick a couple of fists up rita ora tbf
nigger tier
Afghans pretty based, fight anyone and don't afraid of anything.
any of you lads shagged any cousins?
Taliban is white army
Yeah, haha to my brother coming here, to mine and mums house.
He said he's phoning in to talk about the meet and the subsequent Poleslawgate
Ah yes, the ol' 'munisn
yes there
I'm a tourist so I guess it worked.
but 95% of there were locals, how do you clarify that?
also some dude dropped his money and I brought it to his attention and his gf thanked me a lot and hugged me saying 'normal people wouldn't do that' and that I'm 'the nicest guy ever'
are brits really such assholes?
christmas was only legalised in 1992
What do you think are queenie will say this year lads
absolute melongas
Jow Forums should be closed on christmas
CAFLICKS OUT HARD BREXIT NOW
>phoning into /britfeel/
"no"
watching my neighbour totoro, then muppets christmas carol and then idiocracy, a decent christmas lineup but could be better, at least les mis is on tomorrow night
bigge goots
probably something about pulling together in hard times whilst she sits there in her golden throne that we paid for
Fair enough.
call for a second referendum and announce islam as a state religion
Currently watching "The Snowman" on Channel 4
Rorkes LOVE this film
Rasheeds HATE it
what I would do to see her covered in bigmacs
Had about 15 lindt lindor chocolates and that's me done until dinners served in about 3 hours
fair play to freya ridings she'll be dining out on this track for the next forty years
Northerners are just poor so a fiver is a week's food shop for them
newfag
>Song from Love island
Turning this off, shite
fan of her arse
its christmas, take a day off
where's 190
just mail ordered a bride from India hahaha
already had 2 shites today already
bumhole is actually burning lads
scousers are
like imagine showering and getting dressed up, leaving your warm house where all your things and pets are to go to someone elses house and perch awkwardly to eat food to their tastes
my sister has got tits exactly like this
>implying there's anything special or unique or magical about xmas day
hello literal child
got that grim feeling in my stomach that its all just fucked, probably indigestion
I had a nice no wiper this morning, wiped anyone to be safe, crimson red.
*tips*
>tfw Santa didn't bring me a glittery cheb goddess for Christmas
Damn it all to hell
9/11 wasn't on lads
you said "i want to see the world"
and i said "go"
fuck me lads did not need this feel on christmas day
RISE MEN OF EVROPA
i had a rake of guiness last night and am pooing tar out this morning desu
We're also Roman
THE FUCKING SNOWMAN DIED
last time i went to someone else's for christmas was maybe 10+ years ago
Give is her number bonny lad x
Cymru is an ancient Atlanticist civiliation
>christmas with family
>dad asks me to play some of his cumbia records so they can dance
>put on 音影 instead
>gaze into the nightsky as woodrose petals shade in two eerily-isolated electronic juxtapositions as a kiss -- or semblant stoic continuance -- in apparent lieu of rendering salival secretions noted as purposely 'incidental.'
>reach rational ecstasy
>notice my grandma is crying
>she's talking to my mother who keeps saying "he's been like that for months, looking at empty walls in silence"
>get annoyed because they want to replace to utter bliss with populist "love" songs, as their conception of love is not meant to be an experience-in-itself as much as a recognizable social sign, a metanarrative apprehended and made internal by a series of bodies-turned-text by the hegemonic means of production
>calm myself down by remembering quotes from finnegans wake, my favourite book since I was a teenager
>mfw can't express myself because I'm a spectator in the society of spectacle
>Feeling this awkward around family
Autism confirmed
Don't apologise for being white.
Stand against the white genocide.
We stand at the precipice of the end of Western civilization.
Stand against, or have your existence forgotten.
Whats this mate I dont see any snow where I am
how in the fuck did george ezra get so popular?
ever done anything lewd with her
That'll be from today all the way up until about the 2nd of January
Bought 144 cans of Guinness on special in Lidl, gonna make use of them
haha
thans for postin fren
he makes choonz m8
Could've got Drake, license fee down the drain
>Visitors from other countries (and also from the UK) can generally not always understand scousers with strong accents.
ooooooh
so my ears aren't fucked up
thank god
everything is quite expensive in Liverpool tho, especially at those 'express' shops, like Tesco express.
I guess most people were the 30% or too drunk to care because it stood for a good 2 minutes there before I brought the lad to attention lol.
judas was just following God's plan, he was a disciple of god
jesus knowingly ditched those who loved him as a man, showing them cruelty. his death did not provoke the hatred of those who crucified him (who saw him no differently to a common thief), but the hatred of those who loved him. The other disciples were not disciples of God, but the friends of the man Jesus. And yet the almighty, their dearest friend abandoned them.
>Christmas Day
>Yanks go shopping and watch films at the cinema
>everywhere is open, it's just a normal day for them
>eat Chinese Food for dinner
fuck. is it only us Europeans who have comfy Christmas traditions?
wonder how high your iq is oxford
yeah, i'd fuck sigrid
not a nonce, just like her small body
Emma Watson is the perfect example of a white person with brown eyes.
144 what the fuck haha
IT'S AN OLD GUY LMAO
what the fuck are you talking about