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fuck Britain and British """pipo"""

youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s

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cant believe yanks actually have one large cube they keep in a chilled room called "the cold box™" in their homes for their ice

Having an eggroll and some orange chicken.

what you reckon i should put on for today, the duck or the 3 game bird roast?

all is not what it seems

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well, jews in america eat chinese food for christmas because neither group celebrates christmas and chinese restaurants were the only places open on christmas eve

get im my belly you turkey cunt

Gonna light a candle to Saint Nicholas and pray the Jesus Prayer 100 times.

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Phwoar, mum's just shouted us all in for dinner, smells amazing!

Sweet and sour chicken, egg fried rice, crispy shredded duck with pancakes and prawn toast!

Happy Holidays, y'all!

I genuinely hate Americans now that I have found out what they do for Christmas. Disgusting consumerist monstrosities.

no no ive seen that webm shant be seeing it again

based
never trust the *nglo - sucksons

merry eid alan,
also i'll have 3 samosas, extra chutney, chicken dopiaza with a garlic naan, KA grape.

nice 1 boss

posting between sets

>be yank
>can't boil water from 110v kettle
>have to buy it from the boiling water shop that is open on Christmas

must be absolutely grim to be a first responder or a police officer this time of year

so many suicides

bigot

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danes eat chinese for christmas

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 56709

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>Chocolate

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men went over flanders fields for this

why do you have this saved on your computer, tismomick?

Chinese eat Great Danes for Christmas

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what is it?

Wahey

>18yo sister (adopted) wearing sexy slim fitting dress and tights eating her lunch next to me
>meant to say "don't get any gravy on your new dress"
>for some reason said "spunk" instead of gravy

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Could have been me committing suicide this year if I got my order on in time

What's with all the leftypol posts?

gore

Men watched their brothers die in gas attacks for that.

Americans eat Christmas dinner in the garden wearing full coats and scarves and everything
Very odd

Average yank christmas:

Woah this christmas feast looks great mom, you got the number 15 the number 12 the number 22 and you even got the number 30

this is going to be the best christmas ever!

yanks open a fortune cookies on Winter Holidays

gf sent me this from last night lads

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just suggested to my dad that maybe we have christmas dinner on trays in front of the telly
he wasn't happy

did everyone clap afterwards?

imagine the smell

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My very grabby uncle has just arrived, time to retreat to my room

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Dave declared he was having a day off earlier and the Discord's taken advantage.

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thanks

Fuck off cringey newcunt

do you want to pound her tight bod

>Let me see; red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books, you must be the Weasleys.

going to shoot up this chinese place if they fuck my general tsos up its a christmas fave

her face is too small for her head

Spoilt beta child

SCREAMING

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finished the first baileys
should I continue drinking and be pissed all day or leave it until after dinner?

*pulls Christmas cracker*
*crack*
*puts the little paper crown on*
let's see here, a fun joke and a fun fact
here's the joke:
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Can you smell carrots?” haha

here's the fact:
Homosexual Men Have 50 Times Higher Rate of AIDS
cdc.gov/hiv/topics/surveillance/basic.htm#incidence
One in Five Gay, Bisexual Men in U.S. Cities Has HIV
reuters.com/article/2010/09/23/us-aids-usa-idUSTRE68M3H220100923
Report Finds Black Gay Males in US Worst Hit By HIV-AIDS
ca.news.yahoo.com/report-finds-black-gay-males-us-worst-hit-161752246.html
STD Facts - Syphilis & MSM
cdc.gov/std/Syphilis/STDFact-MSM-Syphilis.htm
Viral Hepatitis Populations - Men Who Have Sex with Men
cdc.gov/hepatitis/Populations/msm.htm
Gay men are 60x more likely to have HIV than straight men. Source: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3462414/
46% of male homosexuals report being molested, as compared to only 7% of heterosexual men. Source: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11501300
Gays are more likely than straight people to have mental illness. Source: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2072932/
1/4 gay men in America have had over 1000 sex partners. Source: amazon.com/Homosexualities-Study-Diversity-Among-Women/dp/0671251503
43% of gay men have over 500 partners. Source: amazon.com/Homosexualities-Study-Diversity-Among-Women/dp/0671251503
Gay men are six times more likely to commit suicide than straight men. Source: amazon.com/Unequal-Opportunity-Disparities-Affecting-Bisexual/dp/0195301536
Gay men are 12x more likely to use amphetamines than straight men. Source: amazon.com/Unequal-Opportunity-Disparities-Affecting-Bisexual/dp/0195301536
Gay men are 10x more likely to use heroin than straight men. Source: amazon.com/Unequal-Opportunity-Disparities-Affecting-Bisexual/dp/0195301536

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wont lie would rather duck for christmas over turkey

just me and her within earshot unfortunately. She seemed to just ignore me

dad started going on about how I don't have a life, so i went to my bedroom and I'm shitposting on here.

My boy did good

imagine cumming deep inside her

Feel like sucking a cock lads

shall be playing some top quality vidya: Sim city deluxe 2004

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Wow, so we really are of German origin. It all makes sense.

keep drinking lad

yanks are actually celebrating Christmas the proper way since all of Santa's worker elves are Chinese sweatshop labourers

yeah she is a gym thot

Yanks on suicide watch

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Got the hot cousin a new thong and knee socks

Wonderful gimmique

youtube.com/watch?v=tpGkiZ7FGmg

duck is miles better, dont like white meat desu, needs drowning in gravy and cranberries to be palatable

*presents myself*
well?

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this

Edgy

duck is IN the oven lads

wont lie would rather arse for christmas over turkey

>don't like white meat

fuck off nigger

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t. Pajeet

good lads

Americans eat Chinese food for Christmas, and then go to the mall to shop and watch a movie.

sprite tastes like shit

imagine needing chopsticks to eat your christmas dinner

Never had duck unironically

the local chinese doesnt know the numbers, so you have to know what you want, they do have 500 dishes on the menu so cant blame them i guess (also used to have shark fin soup but thats been taken off)

imagine shagging your own sister

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Will going to the gym and just running on the threadmill for an hour make me look much better?

Can't be arsed with lifting weights

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why are so many brits posting here right now
did sadiq ban Christmas?

haven't cum from sex with the gf in several weeks despite having shagged her a few times

may have lost attraction to her body even though she doesn't seem to have gained any weight or anything

guess i've just grown too used to her

Please post a sneaky pic xxx

Do it for Christmas