One shot at life

shut the fuck up faggot
anything is better than being an indian
a sick joke of evolution

>born in germany
>not blond
>no blue eyes
>only 182 cm
>only 18 cm dick
>boring
>fat nose
>eye shadows
>no chin
>high hair line
>thin red beard with holes

I wish I was black/turkish manbull

At least you're country will still be there in 30 years

this is an european board
use european measure system you faggots

Are you anorexic?

>only 182 cm
>only 18 cm dick
Unironically kys

>169cm short "male" manlet
>54kg light weightlet
>16cm small "average" penislet
>social orphaned
>adopted
>mutt
>incel

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Ya but he said lbs not kg dumbass

>one shot at life
>born a 6,1 (without shoes) latino
>+8/10 face (strong jaw, chin, hunter eyes)
>bronze skin that doesnt burn
>born in USA (modern roman empire)

Downsides are my vision sucks, amd have acne , and i started balding but thats all Fixable in first world

>tfw born 6ft tall med master race
>/ottermode/ aesthetics
>get hit on all the time, especially on vacation

You're only as Chad as you want to be, bros. We're all gonna make it.

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>Mutt
You're no more of a mutt than the average Russian

yes almost

>Latino but no flowing hair
Tragic

At least you're in India, rape is always an option there.

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I met my wife while playing rollerball (wheelchair football/soccer). I'm 6'2 but you know, in a wheelchair. She didn't care, went out with me anyways.

one (1) salute to the g*d who made me
nice maadherchod very nice

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Flowing hair is only common if you have lots of Native admixture

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>I'm 6'2
Stopped reading

>Implying
Conquistadors had long flowing hair

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>one shot at life
>born in india
>born chad, so far so good
>short, chad status gone

well shit, what kind of sick joke is this

cringe
Based

>tfw born 6' tall, 6" cock, brown haired 100%, pretty but standard and forgettable background character
>superior and difficult to acquire Australian citizenship
>3rd gen Australian mudblood prevents any easy euro citizenship of any sort
ahem... fuck visas and fuck immigration

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>your country is slowly dying
What makes you say that?

>India has a more powerful economy than us since a few months
>Unemployement rates are getting higher and higher
>Our president said that France has no culture
>House rents are less affordable than ever
>Cities like Marseille or Roubaix are totally trash

You tell me

>193cm "tall"
>16cm penor
>psoriasis
>on the penorhead too

*honk-honk*

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>tfw Italian descent
>179cm
>look exactly like Rafael (pic related)
>fluent in Portuguese, Italian and English
>I'll be moving to Milan as soon as I finish college
>already have an european citizenship
>live in a country better than india despite all the problems

Cons:
>born in brazil
>poor eyesight and it's getting worse and worse
>can't grow a beard
>small dick
>epilepsy
>cigarette addict

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>turk
>177cm
>70kg
>black hair
>hazel eyes
>big fat belly
>permanent acne on forehead
>closet atheist

why did god create me in this country, i have no chance

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then just reeincarnate you monkey

>Levantine Arab
>185 cm
>chiseled chin
>hair is as long as Jesus
I'm pretty fine with it 2bh

at least you live in india and got some sick digits

imagine being all that and living in a first world country, getting mogged daily

Does your peepee still work?

>one shot at life
>162cm
>Born in Venezuela
At least I'm not that much of a brainlet I guess

Cute

>one shot at life
>born a cute Hispanic boy
>decent height
>shy, emotionally unstable and possibly inherited a fucked up brain

>those digits
Checked. Also
>60 lbs
You should eat more user

>closeted atheist
>why did God create me

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>semi-med mutt
>brown hair
>black hair
>manlet 172cm
>mentally ill
>no diploma
>no friends
>shit country

Couldn't be worse

Lmao spaniards have notorious shit hair genetics, most conquistadors were in their early 20s when they went to the new world which is why they still had hair

Black hair*

At least you have the excuse of being like nearly 50% papuan tier abo.

I am 175 cm and 82 kg male with a 19 cm dick that he will never get to use due to his smol height.

>poor eyesight and it's getting worse and worse
Cataract? You should go to an ophthalmologist.

>one shot at life
>born in USA during transition to shithole status

>one shot at life
>born as a male in the era of extreme feminism and female privilege

At least you only get one shot while Americans have to endure many.

I feel you brother, I'm 180cm and feel like highschoolers are taller than me

this nigga gets it T_T

>dad is 6'3
>mum is 5'7
>I end up 5'9

Just end my life. My dad heightmogs me, skullmogs me, facemogs me, voicemogs me and framemogs me.

My 13 year old brother is like 5'10 lmao. Just cuck my genetics.

That is true

>185 cm
Shit is real nice

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>born a chad-looking turboautist

T-thank you, man.

Shouldn't it be "th-thank you", because when you stutter you'll have to say "th" instead of "t".

At least you can rape someone and get away with it. I have to pay women to sleep with me.

Rare