/brit/

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hakuna matata to you too m8

Pork pie with some pickled onions, red Leicester cheese, Wensleydale cheese and cottage cheese, sliced ham, piccalilli and cherry tomatoes
Apple crumble with Ambrosia deluxe banilla and salted caramel custard

peng genre defying choon
youtube.com/watch?v=4WX1zqLUTW4

>banilla

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white army swag

Ravioli is a bunch of mini burritos if u think about it

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>pasta and unlevened bread are the same thing

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Gonna watch the 40 yo virgin tonight lads

This dude is still replying to my posts, what a freak.

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Would you date someone older than you lads? Say 3-6 years

is that a documentary about your life?

Got £75 of next vouchers, what should I buy?

this just ruined my day. i have a huge problem with having casual sex with women i'm not attracted to because of how insecure i am about not getting pussy in high school. need to stop before i get herpes

be sort of hot all of my gfs have been younger than me

any of you lads seen the Loch Ness monster?

would rather not but yeah if it felt right

I'll date anything that moves

Imagine pulling her dress down a little.

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no but I would shag one
would never actually date anybody over 25

Ye

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stay seething pedro
i can trace my russian ancestry to the 1700s, i have a vested interest in it
i could really give a fuck if a couple motherfuckers in your bible study group are russian immigrants

no. minimum of 4 years younger.

I am a white Circassian man

the goal is a house on eel pie island

Why would a Pedro be orthodox
Think about it Emmett

Woah.. you'd see her boobys!!

based Chadpreet

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does wales really have a right to exist?

>Bitch I'm in the shadows, I'm the captain
Me and my boys stacking Benjamins, we be stacking Benjamins
Tell a friend, diamonds on my bankac-
>Cruising all night, everybody be smelling it
What you want tonight? Ain't no goddamn telling them

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I can do that too. I`ll move to the jungle and live like my descendants.

I have only ever dated women at least 4 years older than me. The oldest was 15 years older

You can't really call when they do over there 'existing' now, can you?

It doesn't exist lad

He's a spic thats orthodox for some reason (allegedly)

aren't they endangered? or just certain types

why don't you post in a russian thread instead of a british culture one?

everything you say is a contradiction

Rights
How was your Christmas

smdh

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Is having a wank on Jesus' birthday morally wrong?

banter

just wanted a fakin pizza didn't I

Playing Gothic 2, having a blast lads

I dated a woman who was 55 from 19-21. I'm 22 now, still would go older than that.

is wanting to be fucked by j*sus morally wrong

that's hot
how was the sex?

freak

Fucking freak

German on holiday in France?

Imagine fucking a vagina like this

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rip moni

mad how Jesus was an illegal immigrant. Rorke on the ropes as per

why?

how did it feel shagging someone who'd probably been shagging before you were born?

rorke? You mean rorkes drift?

British lad in the thread last night (or perhaps morning for y’all not sure) that said he hopes my dad gets better, thanks bud, fingers crossed. In the hospital now actually, bringing some of his presents to open with him.

Lynx Africa

no he wasn't
when he worked in Britain with Joseph they were still in a province of the Roman Empire

orrid stench

mum needs to hurry up and get the buffet food out so i can scran that then start on my gear

up my bumhole

Fantastic, she taught me how to have sex properly.
She was a divorcee without kids, and unlike what people would think, tight as fuck.

In what sense? Spastic case.
Haven't done anything yet, its 10AM. I live alone don't get prezzies from santa like a babby.
I think I'm going to get loaded with jimbo later. Not sure though.

1. more time for her to have babies
2. she'll rely on you because you'll have more life experience and money than her, which will improve the dynamic of the relationship

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Anyone get "Chat Logs: The Nonce Hunting Drinking Game" for Christmas?
You got a discount for a full set of the game if you buy it from BONCE the nonce hunting resource shop.

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Treat him to a nice chinese when he's out

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you mean she'll be dependent on you (and will resent you for it)

tell him you're gay just to fuck with him and see what he does

This is so hot

Orangutans aren't real.

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this shit is fucking suicide fuel

I try beer every year thinking maybe I'm mature enough to appreciate it now (30 btw), but still rancid this year

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then don't marry a feminist. she'll try to cut your son's cock off

delete this m8

meowrry christmas

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niamh

jimbo's a real interior crocodile alligator
drives a dodge ram movie theater
if we get too wasted he might try to spin my jaw ngl

too scared to go visit your family on christmas because of /brit/ LOOOOOOOL

nice kot would pet

Rorkes Drift was one of the UK's finest battles

>Cruising all night, everybody be smelling it
>What you want tonight? Ain't no goddamn telling them
*smirks at you* heh

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That's the only family near me I'm in regular contact with lad.

oh what the fuck

thank you
do you like my christmas sweater

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are lass

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what did charli get for christmas?

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