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christmas gf edition

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mind boggling how PJW just made a video about chads and implied he was one when the average German female has a stronger jawline then him
he literally looks like a 14 year old with a beard it's hysterical watching him go on about it

vile nonce paedophiles

GirlsDoPorn Actress and her ex bf she left shortly before shooting for the porn site

>Ok I guess I'll come out of the shadows and join in too.
Here's some pictures of me with my Short Dark and Handsome boyfriend on my 20th birthday over a year ago (and his dorky grin)

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Yeah aha
*Wanders off to stare at the wall*

Is it illegal to wank on Christmas?

For me, it's Alice Springs

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what is the biological reason for men finding tight tummies attractive?

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*follows you*
this wall eh,
mental

stuffed 2bh ahaha

Bought fancy new cologne but it wears off really quickly, before I even get to the pub. waste of 50 quid

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I AM YOUR XMAS GF

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wanking up a STORM

No but somewhere an elf will cry if you do.

just paid £28 for my christmas dinner

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I fucking hate people from new zealand

Honestly wouldnt

based

looool

It's a symptom of being young, thin, healthy and childless so take your pick.

His latest is about cultural relativism though. And he fucked up. That's what the girls should have had, not universal ethnocentrism

Visceral fat is particularly toxic to vital organs and can cause pregnancy complications. Also fat being held in the belly is an androgenic trait so it can indicate hormonal imbalance in a woman/lower estrogen

>he's here

i dont know but its just great how the sides curve in like that

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just saw a bl*ck man on tv and nan wouldn't let me change channel

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You mean Kiwis?

can't believe i'm spending another christmas posting with you cunts

I can.

89 year old grandad refers to black footballers as darkies

got coal again

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based nan
even when rorke comes off /brit/ his family have him on the ropes

walked and slipped haha
how amazing it is to realize the how a mere fall could kill you
haha really makes me think

are you on a plane? top notch if so

I knew you'd be here this year last year,.

When will brits finally make the discovery of dental hygiene?

Everyone else is drunk and ive just got a headache, red wine is a shit

>bongolese """""""""""""""""""""""military""""""""""""""""""""""""

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you're really weird
makes me feel uncomfortable

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made an elf cry haha

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want to spaff in her bra

Quite funny really how no one actually likes black people either consciously, or subconsciously.

haha

dying for some drugs

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it's not Christmas though haha

If everyone on earth was given the choice to change their race if they want, I wonder how many would choose black.

Uncle bought us a new fancy nesscafe coffee machine that uses those little pots you drop into it. But it doesnt have a milk steamer, putting normal cold milk in will just make it into a normal boring coffee

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Imagine spending Xmas with your family and your gf comes wearing that. The shock

rewatching 'win 'eaks
Need an Audrey gf

The Irish colonised Scotland more than England/Scotland colonised Ireland

Can you stop posting ugly 3D sluts? k thnx.

white people are amazing

Shut up William

I know its sexy and all, but if she was my gf and I was going out with her to the pub id feel really self concious standing with her. Like come on love stick on a nice jumper or something instead

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Haha don't worry lad
It's not like you will fall off from the third floor of a building onto my knees which would crush your skull, causing a hematoma .
Just think of me as your friend haha

first you need a gf. will see about an "Audrey gf" later my little virgo

got any epic memes, lads?

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scaring me now

love sitars
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God I wish that was my bollocks.

I don't mean to say this to shit on your gift or your uncle's gesture, but those pod-coffee machines produce shite, bland coffee that all taste the exact same and absolutely none of them produce a coffee that tastes remotely like an actual coffee you'd buy in a shop from normal, ground beans.

A few years back I got one and the coffees it makes are nothing to write home about.

The cheapest solution to getting a cup off actual coffee that tastes like coffee at home, with minimal hassle is the aeropress.

More of an arse man myself
Boobs don't have a hole if you'd want to impale someone haha

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spent a lovely christmas with my family

I take it schizo, sicily, 'tismo and rorke have been freaking out here as usual

no need to get cunty

Do brits cry when they see a gun like swedes do?

How come Marv turns into a skellington?

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deary me

also watching this as we speak

sorry lad, i kind of got carried on. merry christmas

mmmmm females

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Merry Christmas everyone, from Gareth Southgate

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IN YOUR CITY FADED OFF THE BROWN - NINO
SHE INSIST SHE GOT MORE CLASS - WE KNOW

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"the wrong trousers" is the ULTIMATE christmas kino

here's my xmas present for janny and the Jow Forums moderators

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not really a meme though, is it? IDIOT

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can do titwanks innit

Scandis have fairly high gun ownership
dumb yank

gave me nightmares as a kid this penguin did

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Imagine being a westerner and posting on /brit/ on christmas haha

do these sort of women exist in the UK

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Corr

Just got finished arguing with the dudes at /rus/ about Orthodoxy.

Yep... I'm a bit of a theologian myself...