/brit/

>working at Christmas
>for ZERO (0) compensation
the absolute state, edition

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best present you got?

poo in loo

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Nothing. I'm a Muslim and don't celebrate Christmas.

Lack of sleep due to excessive vidya

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Rx: chOOooonage x1 pr/po/iv/im/sd/ou STAT
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I feel the need to let you all know that paid-for porn is superior in quality in literally every single way.

I just woke up. No Christmas dinner. First Christmas I've ever spent alone

>mum has just came in and asked me for money so she can go to the boxing day "sales"

dumb bint is leaving at midnight to wait in a queue all night

ah yes the christmas spirit

Nigga I slept 7-9 hours daily. I blame my parents for not feeding me properly or measuring my percentiles.

its not about what you get its what you give x

Fuck niggers

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me and the gf at the pub yesterday

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NIB Sig 556 SWAT classic rifle on it's way to the gunstore for transfer

It's ok not to be ok at Christmas...

Phone numbers for anyone struggling. You are not alone..

Shelter
0808 8004444

Samaritans
116 123

The CALM Zone (Helpline if you're unhappy)
0800 585858

Womens Aid
0808 2000247

Mind
03001233393

Switchboard LGBT (LGBT Helpline)
0300 3300630

LGBT Foundation
0345 3303030

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didn't get my growth spurt until i was 18

>“All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you.
>BUT FIRST THEY MUST CATCH YOU, DIGGER, LISTENER, RUNNER, PRINCE WITH THE SWIFT WARNING. BE CUNNING AND FULL OF TRICKS AND YOUR PEOPLE SHALL NEVER BE DESTROYED.”
going to keep living for a year lads

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Jannies get their pay tripled for Christmas though.

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Got socks with dinosaurs on them

got a new wallet

Hahahaha sad cunt whys that then

>b-but I grew when I was 20 haha
Only like 1% of the population has any noticeable growth after 18-19.

might do a cheeky 'cide

Just trolled the bender helpline. heheh.

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forgot 911 la
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love hatespeak

My Jow Forums thread has 120 replies lads

cant stand christmas, I gave up in 2011. The women are hysterical and everyone is walking on egg shells and desperately trying to have a "perfect" christmas, that never materialises. This just leads to very stressed out family gatherings, awkward conversations and just a very shit day.

cheat pass

life

Dumb shit you get growth spurts mainly from 13-16. After that is minor growth.

6 aspirin down the hatch, see you on the other side brothers

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accepted into the unversity of the west of england

very redpilled post

toastie maker

*filters this post*

Growing up we always got money but this year I was in a secret Santa at work and got some shower gel. It wasn't so much the present as the fact that someone thought about me and got me something they thought I'd like that's very touching and it was my best present lad.

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you said this in the last thread and nobody cared then either

NORF

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should do a /brit/ themed phone call and record it like the kek and meme magic one

me? I hit 5'5 at 12 and stopped growing after that

Ah but i thought you said 13-15 originally

my little brother got his growth spurt before me and was taller than me for a while even though i ended up taller

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didnt ask

Might have a flubromazepam

happy christmas user

If you is American and need emergency help then you should call 911 lads.

Nahhh someones insulted you with that mate would carve their face in if they got me a shower gel

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hahaha that would be EPIN!!!! xD

your testosterone levels probably went dodgyy

got some rope for christmas

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>beating white boys on DragonBall FighterZ on Xmas

Hate to admit it but this is peak paki

>all these manlets quarrelling about shitty growth spurts

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I'm a Mediterranean islander

Has nothing to do with testosterone you retard.

Imagine being so deluded as to think Italy was fixed because a brown racist is in the senior ministry

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t. Africa

got a mug

Shut up you ugly subhuman.

errrr yeah it does it means you're low testosterone or have the testosterone levels of a 12 year old boy

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mcg in 6-7 bongs bla
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issue of computer music magazine
got free samples and a free mastering vst

macbooks

Me? Never worried about height and I'm 6'4. Coincidence? I think not

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dave

whore needs to take care of all the hard fuckmeat she causes

nigger tongue my anus will ya?

men under 5'11 should be given benefits, increasing as they get shorter

4 ibuprofen washed down the gullet with lighter fluid
6 crushed up boots brand paracetamol snorted up the nose pipe
3 bottles of calpol straight down the throat pipe
1 full bottle of sainsburys own brand vodka injected through the eye socket

going asleep for a very long time lads

Would beat the fuck out of her.

fat hoor

investment for life innit

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didnt read any of this and dont care

new bible

damn she passing

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6'4" is kom la
cut-off is 6'6"

good night lad
*tucks you in*

texting toilbergette on christmas day haha

they should be castrated 2bh

is it correct that 196cm is 6 feet 51164? so I'm 6´5 but not quite 6´6. I would rather be 6´4 like you though.

>4 ibuprofen washed down the gullet with lighter fluid

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classic gimmick

Al Jazeera right now - The Crusades: An Arab Perspective

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Just exceed the RDA of Vitamin C, RIP

Super computer right there.

Merry Christmas brit

You're not alone fren.

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I could be taller, I measured 2 years ago
Don't even know

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you're done for
had a mate that OD'd on oranges, died in a pool of his own piss and shit he did

shan't be paying attention to the propaganda arm of the Qatari government

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Merry Christmas!